When I was in college (then 20) I briefly dated a member of the football team. Our team wasn’t particularly great that year and I told this guy if they beat our most prominent rival I’d blow everyone in his position group. He was oddly in to it despite it being a joke.
They won and I ended up blowing eleven college linebackers in approximately four hours. I ended up swallowing for eight of them and legitimately thought I’d have to get my stomach pumped. I knew I’d be able to lie to my parents and say it was alcohol but worried what I’d have to say to the ER nurse. Thankfully I didn’t come to that!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ruoet6/i_29f_was_worried_i_needed_my_stomach_pumped
I am impressed and horrified.
And he remained your bf ?