[M]y wife has given me a threesome for my bday almost every year since college.

A few months ago a girl I knew from high school posted on her fairly popular, +20k follower, Insta page. She posted a box for her followers to leave a dirty secret. I ignored it at first and kept scrolling, but it had me thinking about all the crazy shit I have been through and I had to go back to drop a dirty secret.

That secret being that my wife has given me a threesome for my birthday almost every year since our 2nd year of college.

There were a few other pretty kinky secrets we have but this one seemed to be the type that would play well on social media but is also based 100% on true events. The girl who posted originally on Insta and I had a short conversation about the details and it got me thinking. The more I thought the more details I remembered. When I brought it up to my wife and she reminded me of even more details and even a threesome I had completely forgot about or at least hadn’t thought about for years. This has ultimately lead me to create this account with then intent, I guess, to build a memoir of these experiences.

My wife and I have been together for 14 years, the events below happened 11 years ago and in that 11 years she has come through 8 out of 11 years with the last couple years being derailed by covid and becoming parents. Now I will admit I’m not a strong writer, but I will not be including sentences like “Then she took my fat cock in her tight wet pussy” so if you like that style this may not be for you. Instead I’m going to try to jot down as many details from memory that I can with the overarching theme of my wife and I’s trip from high school sweethearts to seemingly normal parents with some dirty secrets. We truly were two sluts that met each other early in life and have had some really sexy times together since then. This first part will be our origin and how the first threesome went down.

My wife, we’ll call her Sasha (I’ll mostly refer to her as my wife even in past tense when she was just my gf) and I met in high school. She was the younger sister of one of my friends. We met the morning after a house party her brother threw while their parents were out of town. She is 5’5′, pale complexion, brown hair, green eyes, athletic build, and a basketball player with a great body. I could tell right away from her confidence and way she carried her self that I was interested. Shortly after that encounter I found out that she was interested too. But what really drew me to her and set the tone for our relationship was a conversation with one of her friends where I was told she would “drop her pants before you finished asking her” Me being a guy and also being really attracted to sex positive girls, I decided to drop a comment on Facebook, this was 2007 after all. Once we got to talking we found that each of us already had an extensive body count, at least for our age. At that point I had already had sex with a few girls and two experiences where multiple girls were involved (those deserves their own story someday). Yet, her experiences were not much different than mine, she had herself a sexual awakening the summer before we met and had the same body count as me. Like I said we were both sluts who luckily found each other and the sex has been amazing ever since, going on 15 years next anniversary.

Fast forward a couple years post graduation, we stay together have lot of exploratory sex and end up going to the same college. Our first year of college was fairly vanilla, just the normal sneaky dorm sex. Lots of public places or on the bottom bunk while her roommate slept. The next year my wife joined a sorority and began to live in the sorority house. This is were the threesome tradition is to begin and it happened on a night following a formal (think homecoming but for college kids and you can drink at the event).

The event began with a bus ride to an art museum out of town that was rented for the party. On the ride out we sat with her roommates and their dates. A conversation was being had about how big thumbs equate to having a big dick. One of the roommates, we’ll call her Emily, turned to me and was said something to the effect that I probably have a huge one, I’m a 6’4” 250lbs athletic build, football player, and apparently large thumbs. All of the roommates were sex positive and they talked about dicks and positions all the time, but Emily was probably the most like Sasha and I, that is she is very sex positive and turns out absolutely slutty like us. After this comment my wife decides to tell her it is in fact big and then whips out a dick pic on her phone. Now, my dick is bigger than average but not like monster cock status, it usually measures 8 to 8.5 inches depending on how aroused I am but is very veiny and lots of ridges? I don’t know how to describe it but it’s not overly girthy. I think 5.5” in girth is what we measured once. So, Emily’s reaction to my dick pic was awesome, I’m talking mouth open eyes wide and said something like “Holy Shit!” then began to pass it around to all of the roommates and various sorority girls in the vicinity. This was a pretty hot moment, my wife recalls being turned on immediately at the reactions and comments made. The conversation moves on and the rest of the night my wife and I are very flirty and touchy, we attempt to find a place to sneak away buy were unsuccessful.

On the bus ride home we are even more touchy and both very horny by this point. There was a conversation about which bar everybody wanted to go to when we got back to the sorority house, the group went out and Sasha and I went back to her room. Our thoughts were everybody is leaving for the bar we will have the room to ourselves to finally fuck after all the teasing.

When we get to the room we begin a heavy make out sesh. Her room had 4 beds and one communal couch which is where we ended up. Some more making out before she unzips my pants and starts giving me a blowjob. Everything up to this point was super typical, then mid blow job it happened. Emily came into the room, she kinda scream laughed when she saw us on the couch. Told us she wanted to change for the bar and not to stop for her then went to her dresser which gave her a direct side view of the action. My wife did not stop, and my first thought was oh no I’m gonna go soft immediately with Emily watching, but it didn’t happen in fact the opposite happened and I went fully erect. Emily then made a comment that it looked bigger in person than the pic and my wife told her to see what it looked like against her forearm which I guess was some reference to an earlier conversation they had. So over Emily came, got down on her knees next to my wife and they began to compare my dick to their hands, forearms, and faces. When the next part happened and I can’t recall what was said but I do recall what happened, they both began to give me head. They did it at the same time, took turns, both tried deep throating it as far as they could in a competitive way.

In the beginning there was a lot of laughter and talking about my dick and it’s details then at some point the talking stopped and things started getting hot. I started touching them through their cloths and making out with my wife while Emily kept going. I remember thinking I shouldn’t start taking my wife’s cloths off because I thought we weren’t going to progress past a blowjob and didn’t want to scare off Emily. But my wife read my mind and the situation and decided to make the decision for me. She had a sundress on and no bra so it was very easy for her to pull her top down and expose herself, again no words were spoken during this time and Emily’s reaction was to reach up and play with my wife while she too ended up pulling her dress all the way off leaving her in thong and bra. This goes on for a little while, and at one point Emily is up on the couch next to me with her chest to my face and I feel my wife sit up on my lap reverse cowgirl style and on to my dick. Her initial moan is like the first sound that happened for a while and it was kind of a shocking feeling and turned everything up to ten. I thought I was going to immediately blow my load. I managed to calm things down and we got into a grove of her riding while Emily played with her top and I played with Emily. It was my dream come true. Here I was with two sorority girls having my first true threesome (although there were some close calls in HS) and I hadn’t gone soft or fucked it up somehow, the universe had my back that night.

But it wasn’t truly a threesome until the moment I decided it was time to make some moves, up to that point I just sat back and let things happen. But my sexual instinct took over and I remember standing up, my wife was now riding me cowgirl so we went to standing position and fucked there for a moment before I took her to the bed, I remember I was supporting her with one hand and I reached out to Emily with the other and while carry fucking my wife I lead them to my wife’s bed and it became a true threesome. Mind you, these are college beds they are singles and not very big, I ended up laying on my back and to my surprise Emily climbed up and straddled my hips but didn’t put me inside, instead just kinda grinding along on top of it while my wife also climbed up where she ended up straddling my head.

So here we were, in a true threesome position I had seen in the pornos. They were facing each other and playing with each other, then I felt Emily reach down and guide me in. Then it was on, I thought my wife was a moaner, but Emily brought the heat. She ended up riding for a while and I don’t recall her cumming, although years later she claimed she came at least once on top and then again when they traded places. My wife on the other hand had a very strong orgasm almost immediately after they traded places and she got back on cowgirl style. When she gets on top we have like an 90% success rate of her getting off, something about that position over all others just gets her there. While she was riding I remember thinking it had been years since I’ve seen another girl naked let alone ate one out, so I was exploring this new territory and trying to read her reactions. Not sure how long this part lasted, but I know it wasn’t very long due to my wife getting off almost immediately, but after she came and while she just sat there on it contracting and kinda spasming about I was going hard on Emily from below. I remember she clinched her thighs super tight around my head then everything relaxed and I motioned her off of me.

Now, like I said I didn’t think I got her off because she didn’t convulse like my wife does when she gets there, but as I went on to learn all girls cum in different ways so for years I thought I failed since I didn’t get them both off until she told me otherwise. I know just typing that out I sound ridiculous but that was how I felt after I got past the worry of not staying hard. The whole thing ended exactly like 99% of sex between me and my wife have, with doggy style. It’s really the only way I can go hard enough to get me to finish without taking forever. Sasha knows this and immediately bends over the bed, I started pounding away like an ape (again it’s the only way to get there, it’s a curse and a pleasure). Emily was laying against the pillows just watching, she had one hand down between her legs but it was just there she wasn’t playing, the other hand was on her chest again not really playing just kinda soft touching. It didn’t take very long to get me to finish, which I did again like I do 99% of the time, and I pulled out to cum on my wife’s back. The first shot of the load is always a jumper and this one was no different. With the bed being so small and against the wall the first shot landed partially in my wife’s hair and on the wall with the rest leaving a trail down her back and then the final pile up on her butt cheek. This wall stain stayed in place for the rest of the year and has since been referenced countless times when all the old roommates get back together (the whole girl friend group knew about this encounter by breakfast the next morning).

There was a moment after finishing where I stood back and the image I saw is forever etched into my brain. There was my wife’s roommate laying, and my wife still bent over the bed waiting for me to go grab a towel. It was glorious, no drug induced high has ever come close to that feeling.

That is pretty much all that happened that night, I threw on my under ware and rolled a post sex joint that we all smoked on the roof. Up there I had my Harry Potter turns 11 moment and realized that it was well past midnight and it was now my birthday. I told this to the girls and my wife joked that this was the only present I was getting because we were both broke, I joked back something along the lines that this would forever be my favorite bday present. Little did I know but that comment stuck in my wife’s head and as she told me later decided at that point to make an effort to give me a threesome every year on my bday.

In the aftermath Emily remained an amazing friend, was in our wedding, and was part of another bday celebration after years of living in a different city and being in and out of relationships. There has never been any awkwardness with her, which was lucky because we found that not all of our future threesomes would be quite as magical as the first.

Also, I should mention that we did not begin having loads of threesomes after this and didn’t become overnight swingers. I found the term for our feelings years later when we did begin to explore the Lifestyle.

The term compersion describes what happened that night and again on birthdays to come.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/rresvb/my_wife_has_given_me_a_threesome_for_my_bday

16 comments

  1. Just so you understand how humble your humble brag is:

    A penis that is 8.5 inches long is >99.99% of the male population. It is classified as HUGE.

    A penis that is 5.5 inches in circumference is 96.79%. In a room of 1000 men only 32 would be thicker than you.

    Your overall volume is 10.2 ounces which classifies as a macropenis and in a room of 1000 men, only one would be larger than you.

    Most women have never seen a dick as large as yours.

  2. Great story, I’m looking forward to more. Just my humble opinion, but I think it would be cool if you titled them with your age. So this one was what your 19th or 20th birthday? You could title the next one as “my 21st birthday present threesome” or something like that and so on.

  3. When reading the Intro I was hoping this wouldead into the HS friend from insta being included in the next birthday threesome

  4. Love it — this is the content I`ve been wanting to write out myself for a while. You got a fan!

  5. I’ll just say yhe universe must of aligned just right for you on that day.

    !updateme

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