I woke up my entire building from having morning sex [MF]

It was 10am. Im laying in bed with my FWB. We dress up and go downstairs to get breakfast. As I enter the lobby, there are 10 people on my left literally staring us the fuck down.

I don’t have a clue what’s happening. Some were smiling. Some looked upset. I brushed it off and left the building.

After Im done, I call a Uber for my girl and I go back to my building. I see two of my friends in the lobby and go up to them and tell em what happened this morning. And they were shocked that I didn’t know.

Apparently, my window was open and people across the whole building (8 floors) heard my girl screaming and moaning for 2 hours straight.

I usually don’t leave my window open but I have asked people above me and below me if they’re ever distracted by me playing music or having girls over and no one has ever hears a peep.

But this time, somehow everyone heard it.

My friends told me no one was really upset, although some woke up from it and some couldn’t work because of it. People were mostly impressed we were going for so long.

My building has a groupchat that I never look at and I opened it after speaking with my friends and saw there was like 7 people asking where the sound was coming from around 8:30am. The dude above me of course said my name so now everyone knows.

Mostly, people seemed to get a laugh out of it. The only person that was upset was the cleaning lady and some other woman that I’ve never met.

Not sure if I should feel embarrassed but I do and so imma leave the building.

Def a good story to have tho :)

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/rq9tff/i_woke_up_my_entire_building_from_having_morning