I marked this as funny because to me the sheer randomness of this occurrence just makes me laugh and usually gets a few people to chuckle.
This past September, I was in dire need of a massage. I had just started working again and a trip to Halloween Horror Nights left me as sore as can possibly be. I hit up a friend of mine asking which massage parlor he goes to since he knows a lot of the good places for anything in our area. He sends me the info and I set my appt for the next hour. I’ve been to one other massage parlor before and it went fine, I’ve heard plenty about “happy endings” and all that but I mean who hasn’t? Nevertheless I wasn’t going expecting anything like that anyway.
I show up to my appt & pay up front, only $45 for 1hr of full body (if you ask me that’s a steal). The lady at the front desk then takes me to the other side of the folding screen. It’s quiet, dark, and plenty of short beds for foot massages, I see two gentlemen indulging in such. There’s about three tall white curtains to the left, the lady leads me to the middle one where there’s two bigger beds for the full body massages. She then asks if I want gentle or tough, I say tough and she leaves the curtain. I sit on the bed and await further instructions.
A new lady comes to the other side of the curtain and says “Remove and lay face down.” I strip down to my boxers but also forget my socks on lol. she comes over to me and removes my socks & underwear leaving my bare ass out, but then lays a towel over me. She then proceeds with the massage, getting my joints, knots, and soreness out in such an immaculate way. Since I asked for tough she’s gettin IN there, damn near causing pain but I’m not about to let her submit me lol. She then sits on the back of my head, her knees are just above my shoulders on the bed so that’s where her weight is. But I noticed she kinda placed her calves in my hands since they were just hanging off the top of bed. It’s been about 2 months since I touched a woman so I was just lightly brushing my hands up and down nothing to noticeable though (honestly doubt she did).
She’s very giggly and cheeky, she has a mask on but I can tell she’s smiling and laughing almost the whole time. She’s also poking and jiggling my asscheek here and there just for laughs. I don’t think much of it, I just laugh it off with her and ask if she’s having fun.
Now she tells me to turn over and face up, I do so and she starts massaging my forehead, neck, and scalp (almost put me to sleep with that one). Then she goes down to my left side and starts rubbing on my arms, chest and legs. Keep in mind my dick is literally a towel away so when she’s in my groin area I’m fighting the urge to get hard. She finishes my left side and comes to my right.
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She goes straight to my groin area again nowhere else, like I had a mean ass knot right there and it was her life long goal to get it it out. I’m trying my hardest to keep my dick from getting hard but she’s practically forcing the blood to rush to the tip. I’m holding him back as much as I can all the while looking at this 5’3 asian woman with nice perky C cup tits you can just fondle for the rest of your life. A nice plum ass just made for groping and spanking. As I’m noticing all these things about her body while trying not to get hard from her continuously rushing blood to my dick, I see she’s pointing her ass towards me, inviting me, welcoming me. I couldn’t hold him back anymore and I finally just say ‘Fuck it’ in my head, stop fighting it and let him go. Now this is not just a tent pitched in front of me folks, this is a full blown condominium, and as soon as she sees my dick at his full extent, she grabs him and starts stroking.
As soon as she does this I instantly just grab a handful of this nice tight plum ass she’s been putting in my face the last two minutes. I’m a very handsy man (to tell you the truth I enjoy foreplay more than sex) so I’m just grabbing every inch of this ass. I’m rubbing all in between her thighs, squeezing them as tight as I can, rubbing her warm pussy, I can feel it through her jeans just how wet and warm she really is. Meanwhile we’re still only a curtain away from being caught, I’m trying my hardest to keep quiet, she’s shooshing me, grabbing my lips to keep in my moans from escaping. Still my hands keep exploring her tight asian body, I start squeezing her tits over her bra, she’s still stroking me. I pull her tits out of her bra but still under her shirt, I’m squeezing and pinching her nipples. Someone had walked by so she put them away and covers my dick as quick as she can to not get caught.
Coast is clear so she continues to stroke my now throbbing dick in her hands, while I’m groping all on her ass and pussy. She then points at the clock to remind me to cum soon, I then grab her hand and show her how I need to be stroked to get me to cum and she proceeds. I’m now squirming in her hands, gripping and rubbing all on her inner thigh, my right hand now hot as fuck from all the heat coming from her wet pussy. I start getting closer and closer to climaxing and she can tell, so she’s preparing the towel for my eruption. I then feel it all just blast and blast out all over that warm towel, I start squeezing her thigh so hard I can feel her pussy lips spread. She pulls me into her side to quickly muffle all the moans I couldn’t help but let out.
I start coming down, now exhausted, about ready to pass out, when she wipes her hand and gives me a hug and leaves the curtain. I sit up and I’m just like “What in the actual fuck just happened?” I get dressed, leave a tip and walked out. Spent the rest of my day in a trance, trying to figure out what life is.
Well there it is, my first story, been lurking here for a bit, lemme know if you got a laugh out of it.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/rpane1/my_first_rubn_tug
I love this because I had my first one last week. The exact same way. The only difference was a private room.
Good one. Had a friend who went to one with his brother. They were in separate rooms. My friend was nervous and couldn’t get hard so no happy ending. His brother, on the other hand, was hard but couldn’t come. So the mama san(?) came in to relieve the younger girl who couldn’t get the job done. When he finally blew his load my friend said he could hear the mama san and the younger girl clapping for his brother. Awkward!
As a man, sometimes you just wanna treat yourself. There is nothing more refreshing than having a woman working for you and doing the job thay your wife, or girlfriend, should already be doing.