“Do you want to fuck the two of us?” – [MFM] Threesome during busy house party turns comedic

Okay, so this is about a girl I did not really want to fuck in the first place. I’d met her at some party before and made out with her but never given it any further thought.

A few weeks later, I am out with a group of people I don’t know that well, and turns out she’s friends with them and is also there. I am trying to focus on other chicks (place was packed) so I ignore her at the start. At some point however, she grabs me and starts dancing with me. I am kinda drunk at this point so I roll with it. She pulls me away from the group and starts grabbing my cock. She definitely wants to fuck me asap, so I think to myself “oh what the hell, why not” and pull her off the floor. I pull her down a stairway in the club, wall-slam her and pull out my cock. She starts sucking it, and I pull out a condom and put it on. Just when she’s pulled down her pants, people show up. We’re in a highly lit part of the club, so I figure it’s better to move on. Well, long story short, we take a cab (she’s sucking my dick the entire ride), make it back to her place and I fuck her a few times.

The day after, I feel sorta bad about it because she’s part of my social circle (this place is gossippy as hell) and I didn’t really want to make things complicated by having sex with her. Well, turns out karma had a return ticket for me.

Few days later, we’re at a house party with my natural buddies. Turns out it’s her place, and she’s there as well. My buddy knows what has happened and immediately starts teasing her and asking questions about how the sex was. They are both really laid back and cool, so it turns into a fun conversation. I can tell she’s turned on by it, so out of the blue I ask:

Me: “Do you want to fuck the two of us?”

Her: “Hmmm….”

That is all we need. I pull her by the hand and we find an empty room. I try to close it by key but it is not possible. So we are separated from the entire flat full of people by just the door, but that turns out not to be a problem.

Once in the room, my buddy immediately pulls her in and goes for the make-out. After a few seconds, he pushes her away, and she turns around to make out with me. There is a short moment where we are both wondering how to proceed, but my buddy just pulls out his cock. I tell her:

Me: “Go, suck his dick!”

..and she immediately does as told. And from there on, it turns into complete porn with a side of comedy. She is completely into it. I pull out my cock as well and tell her to suck it, and she does so with enthusiasm while my buddy slaps on a condom that I hand him. We pull down her pants and he starts fucking her while she is sucking me. I have some trouble getting hard, so this continues for a while, then he pulls out and we both put our cocks in her face. She tries to make them touch but we stop her (funny moment!), so she just alternates while we’re both jerking as well. Proper porn moment.

Then she turns around and I fuck her (condom’s on by now, but we both lose them later… don’t do that at home kids!) while she sucks my buddy. We high-five and hold hands for a proper Eiffel Tower moment. We keep laughing at how awesome this moment is.

Well, and this just continues for one and a half hour. We alternate between fucking her and getting sucked, and it’s loads of fun. I give her loads of verbal commands, while my buddy is a bit more physical. Absolutely no “omg this is gay” awkwardness, just fun and laughs.

At one point, I’m behind her fucking her doggy while she is sucking my friend who’s sitting down now. I feel like I am close to cumming, so I pull out and start rubbing over her butt.

Somehow she shifts positions and suddenly I’m wanking and my buddy is looking up at me from below my cock.

Him: “Careful with that!”

I literally drop on the floor laughing.

I try to get up again, but my erection is gone. I can’t cum because I am laughing so hard. So I just watch them finish without me.

Once we are done, we notice that everybody has left the party. So I walk to the toilet in just my underwear, and just at that moment her girl roommates come home. Awkward moment. Absolutely hilarious. I go home immediately after because I have to get up early for an important work meeting, and my buddy stays there and fucks her one more time.

Great times.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/rpmeu3/do_you_want_to_fuck_the_two_of_us_mfm_threesome

4 comments

  1. Sounds like a fun girl. Ever have fun with her again and what did your friend group say?

  2. Too bad you didn’t keep in touch! Sounds like a perfect opportunity to keep the adventures going. “So we’ve done 1-on-1 and MFM, when are we doing MFF? And when…?”

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