The Night Before Christmas

The night before Xmas throughout the house,

we were all fucked, even the mouse.

Dad at the brothel, mum with uncle Frank,

I’d settled down for a nice slow wank.

Outside the house I heard a right clatter,

I let go of my cock to see what was the matter.

Out on the lawn I saw a big dick,

I knew right away It was old St Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.

The big fat fucker, I think he fell.

He filled all our stockings with sweets and beer,

and a big rubber cock for my brother, the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,

the big fat cunt blew the house apart.

He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,

Shouting, I’ll be back next year, have a hell of a night.

Merry Xmas.

Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/ro8nw6/the_night_before_christmas