My girlfriend and I pretended to be straight girls experimenting for cash [FF]

This story is actually really funny.

I dated a girl who was… interesting. For her birthday she asked to go to a strip club which is how we ended up the only female patrons at the sketchiest club in our city. We were with a group of guy friends, but we certainly were not the normal clientele and stuck out amongst the crowd.

We were getting hit on A LOT by older dudes who were getting a little creepy about it, and I was getting close to my breaking point. I get to see tits whenever I want- new ones aren’t worth creepy dudes.

I’m about to tell my girlfriend this when a very older man stops by our table and waives cash around. He tells us he’ll give us $30 if he can watch us make out. He clearly does not know we’re a couple because when we start laughing he says, “Haven’t you ever been curious what it’s like to kiss your friend?”

I decide to REALLY lean into this. I’m like, “I just don’t know. I’ve never kissed a girl before.” My girlfriend brushes hair from my face and says, “Come on! It will just be for a minute!”

I tell the guy I’ll do it for $50 and he immediately throws down it down on the table. My girlfriend and I really play it up. We giggle a few times and I announce very loudly that I’m nervous. Finally, we kiss for about 3 seconds and then both break out into a fit of laughter like we’ve never done this before.

Old dude tries to get us to do it for longer and my girlfriend says she’ll go full tongue for another $50. He throws it on the table.

We pretend to be super shy about it, but kiss for about ten seconds. No other parts of our bodies even touch as we do it and we keep laughing like this is super foreign.

“That wasn’t so bad!” Girlfriend says.

“Omg, you’re such a lesbian,” I reply.

“How much for y’all to REALLY get into it?” Old Dude asks. He’s mesmerized. TBF, Girlfriend is super hot and dressed like a slutty schoolgirl. She really went all out on her birthday.

We stare at each other for a while and I say something like, “I don’t even know if I can do more! Oh my god! It’s so awkward.”

*btw, the group of guys we’re with think this interaction is hilarious and are fully egging us on*

“$200!” I hear my girlfriend say. The dude doesn’t even blink and just throws it down.

She turns and winks at me. We hold each others’ gaze for a few seconds and then we reach for each other and go hard. My hands go to her hair and hers go straight to my chest. She sticks her tongue so far down my throat I have to tilt my neck back, so I pull her head back with a handful of her hair and start nibbling on her ear. She REALLY plays up the moan that escapes from her mouth and then moves onto my lap and straddles me. She pins my hands above my head with one of her hands and moves the other in between my legs. She starts rocking back and forth like that and for a moment I consider fully letting her get me off like this. Old dude is certainly getting his money’s worth.

That is when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Apparently we were distracting from the dancers and the bouncer was kicking us out.

As we’re getting up, Old Guy asks how much it would cost for us to keep hanging out with him. He’s looking a little shell-shocked.

My girlfriend just grabs the cash from the table and says, “Nah, I’m just going to go eat her out in my car.”

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/r9tiwl/my_girlfriend_and_i_pretended_to_be_straight