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**Have you ever wondered why exactly the old Greeks, especially Plato, are considered “great philosophers”?** Other men and women in other places also had keen minds, and were clever with words. But the Renaissance and Baroque gays in Europe preferred Plato, and Plato (after being ignored for over 1000 years) became very popular. **He was a smart guy. AND he loved pumping young boys in the ass.** And that truly appealed to Renaissance and Baroque gay intellectuals and royal poofs.
**Perhaps, dear Reddit readers, you do not believe me.** Take a close look at the dialogue of Plato,
Phaedrus. Here, we find Socrates and a friend walking together in the countryside. On a warm day. Talking about gay things. At one point, Socrates says to his friend, **“ I want you to show me everything you are holding in your left hand, right now. That hand under your robe, my lovely darling.”** And they go on for several pages discussing what kind of lover is best for boys to have. Phaedrus declares the best sexual partner for a young boy is an older man who loves the young boy; an older man romantically attached, with great emotional passion and sexual desire for the young boy.
**Plato declares that is nonsense.** The best sexual partner for a young boy is an older man who is indifferent to the boy. Just a friend, a friend with benefits. An older man to boink the boy’s tight little anus, and also serve as a mentor, a teacher, a benefactor to the boy. Romantic involvement, says Plato, only causes trouble, and makes the older man jealous and selfish, grooming the boy to be exactly the perfect little sex-toy the older man desires. **Plato says, it is better the older man be a friend with benefits,** allowing the boy to grow in his own direction, to get married and have a family. And Plato implies, the older man should befriend many young boys, and pump many young boys in the ass.
I guess that is what makes a Great Philosopher: Seeing the big picture. Making it possible for older men to pump as many young boys as they wish, and feel really moral about it. The Roman Catholic Church has certainly behaved that way for the past 500 years, or longer. And only now, we see the results of all that high philosophy and deep moral teaching. **I know… we are perhaps not supposed to write about butt-fucking young boys on the internet.** But, we cannot discuss the philosophy of Plato, nor the history of the Catholic Church, without mentioning their intense interest in little bronze boys bent over, cheeks spread wide in the warm sunlight of Mediterranean climates.
Pump those little asses. And make impressive and moral speeches.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/r9p7vc/roscoe_forthright_greek_philosopher_plato_pumps