[MF] I gave my Tinder hookup a bloody nose and then she ate my ass

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Hi, this is a story about my first Tinder hookup which happened a few weeks ago. This is my first time writing on here so please feel free to comment or message any feedback you have about my writing or story.

To start, let me describe myself, I’m Clark, which is not my real name, just a nickname a few people at work call me because they think I look like Clark Kent. I’m in my early 20s, am 6ft tall, ~195 pounds, and work out very frequently. I have black hair, wear thick glasses, and have an average penis.

I live in a large city and have been struggling to meet women since the graduating school during the pandemic. Like many others, I have been frequenting online dating apps in order to meet strangers in order to fix this. Unfortunately, online dating is the worst possible way to meet strangers. Most hot girls have quite literally thousands of options and receive too many messages to keep track of and most men have to act in the most over-the-top outlandish way to get the attention of a girl.

Lois and I first matched on Bumble around a year ago. She’s a good looking Hispanic grad student in another large city around an hour or two away. She’s ~5ft7, has long black hair, and is just a little bit on the skinny side.

When Lois and I first matched, we just had some boring conversation about what we were both doing in school and how our days had been going. Her profile didn’t have much info in it, just a short movie quote and some decent pics from different events with her friends and family. This went on for a week or so but I lost interest because she was too far away and didn’t seem interested in chatting. I eventually stopped using dating apps for a bit after going on some dates with people that my friends introduced me to.

Fast forward to a few weeks ago. I redownloaded and remade all my dating app profiles after deciding to give them another go. I matched with Lois on Bumble again after a day or two and this is how conversation went.

Her: “oh hey”

Me: “damn Lois why you gotta live so far away I just wanna go on a date and get to know you”

Her: “I was actually thinking of coming to Metropolis this weekend maybe you could convince me 👀”

Me: “Sure! Here’s my number…”

I was honestly really surprised by her response! I’m not usually so straightforward with dating apps but I had been getting bored with how uninteresting most girls my age are, Lois included, and decided I wanted to minimize how much time I spend trying to talk to them over a dating app and just shoot my shot at getting a date.

Lois and I agreed to get drinks the following Saturday and kept conversation very sparse during the few days leading up to it.

On Saturday she sent me a text saying she was tired after spending the day out with her sister and invited me over to have some drinks and watch a movie.

Nice.

I took a shower, shaved, then got dressed and headed over to her place, stopping to pick up some drinks along the way.

By now it was around 8pm and was pitch black outside. I was a bit anxious not only because this was my first time meeting her, but also because I had no clue how she had an apartment in my city even though she was a grad student at a school over an hour away. I figured there was probably an explanation for it but still wanted to be on my guard. My plan if I got jumped was just to sprint away and come back and get my car another day.

I walked up to her apartment and knocked on the door. I was greeted by a Lois, who looked even better than her profile let off, as well as an older Maltese dog immediately jumping at my legs for attention. Lois was just wearing some leggings and a loose fitting t-shirt with an average bra underneath.

I walked in and took off my coat and made small talk with her as we opened some of the drinks I brought and settled on the couch. Lois told me this was actually her mom’s apartment and her mom was out of town for the weekend.

She had been watching Avatar the Last Airbender, specifically the bloodbending episode which I refused to interrupt because she told me she hadn’t seen it before. After the episode she put on the movie “Booksmart” which she described as the female version of Superbad. I hadn’t seen the movie before and lost interest within the first few minutes of the film.

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After less than 5 minutes of the movie, I yawned and put my arm around her. I know it sounds cheesy as hell but I’m all about cheesy stuff. Thankfully she reacted to this by snuggling up closer to me and resting her head on my chest.

After another minute of sitting like this I leaned forward and turned her head towards me. She responded by leaning into my lips and we began exploring each other’s mouths with our tongues and exploring each other’s bodies with our hands.

After making out and embracing each other for a few minutes, I reached my hands underneath her,near the base of each leg, and picked her up, placing her on my lap facing me.

As Lois began grinding on my lap, I started kissing her along her neck and feeling up her chest over her shirt. She had nice B cup tits with small nipples that were fun to play with. I could feel the heat from her leggings increasing as we continued making out with each other on the couch, ignoring the movie that was playing.

After a few more minutes of this, Lois stopped and suggested we move into her bedroom. For a moment I was worried I was going to have sex with her on her mother’s bed, but then I realized we were in a 2 bedroom apartment and she had her own room from high school.

After pausing for a moment to use the restroom and wash my hands, I met her in her room to continue where things left off. I made out with her laying down on her bed for a while as we felt underneath each other’s shirts and continued exploring eachother.

At some point both of our shirts disappeared and I was alternating between stimulating each of her nipples by sucking on them with my lips around them and licking simultaneously.

After some more of this, I asked “can I eat you out?”, which Lois responded to by pulling her pants off and saying nothing.

I fucking LOVE eating pussy and I pride myself in my abilities. Back in high school I was very religious but still had sexual urges, so my girlfriend and I would only have oral sex with eachother. During the 3 years I was sexually active before I lost my virginity, I had PLENTY of practice eating pussy and made it a priority to make sure any girl I was with came multiple times before even seeing my penis. The best part of sex for me is making it pleasurable for the girl, so eating them out is key.

I kneeled next to the bed and pinned Lois to by her hips with my hands, her thighs over each of my shoulders, and my arms going around the outside of each of her legs. I like wrapping my arms around her like this because I can hold her still once she starts orgasming so I can overstimulate her into multiple orgasms.

The trick to eating pussy well is to be patient, to pay attention to how the girl is reacting, and to have the slightest bit of knowledge about anatomy.

I began by kissing Lois at the inside of one of her knees, slowly pecking my way up her thigh, getting slower as I got closer to her crotch. Once I got to her crotch, I paused over her lips just to breathe on them and watch her squirm and try and push my head into her as she grabs my hair with her hands.

I broke free of her hands and began kissing her opposite thigh, traveling back down to her knee very slowly. After waiting a moment, I quickly moved my mouth directly to her clit and began slowly exploring her folds as I tasted how wet she was. Lois breathed a sigh of relief and placed one of her hands on the back of my head as I licked her.

I took her other hand and placed it on her tit as I paused to say “let me know if something feels good and I’ll keep doing it”. I do this just to let her know that I’m listening for her to communicate with me and am focused on her pleasure.

I continued exploring her with my tongue, taking time to focus on licking around her clit and directly below her clit, from bottom to top. I could tell Lois was enjoying this because her grip on my hair tightened and she began breathing more heavily.

I didn’t want to make Lois cum yet, so I began occasionally licking lower and lower, exploring the entrance to her vagina as I played with her other nipple with my hand, trying to match her own movements on the opposite nipple.

I tested the waters by licking slightly below Lois’s vagina and paying attention to any sign that she didn’t want me to continue. She instead encouraged me by putting pressure on the top of my head, pushing it lower. At this point I licked across her asshole and back up to her vagina as she began moaning slightly as her breaths drew deeper. I took this as a sign to continue and spent a few minutes eating her ass, licking across its folds and enjoying the sounds of her moaning.

I wanted some attention finally and decided it was time to make her cum a few times, so I began working my way back up to her clit. I licked her repeatedly along the bottom-side of her clit, making sure to maintain a constant rhythm and keeping the pressure consistent. I’ve built up some strong tongue muscles and dexterity from 13 years playing a wind instrument and can break a tongue depressor very easily. I applied good bit of force to her clit as I continued listening for her breathing to take a sharp increase.

I heard her start taking sharp breaths, felt her close her fingers in my hair into a fist, and felt her tense her back, so knew it was time to make my move. I stopped completely and sat up from her crotch to tell her

“you will tell me when you’re close to cumming and when you’re cumming tonight and you’re not allowed to cum without my permission”

She responded only by nodding her head and trying to bring her thighs back over my shoulders.

Now that we had that settled, I continued eating her out the same as I had done before, dragging my tongue along the underside of her clit. This time, instead of only repeating this motion, I occasionally placed my lips around her clit and sucked on it harshly as I licked it still, very similarly to what I did to her nipples. Lois seemed to enjoy this very much and arched her back like she was trying to fold herself in half.

After less than 30 seconds of this, she began begging “I’m going to cum, please let me cum”

I continued without saying anything

“Please please can I cum please”

Nothing is hotter than when a girl talks to you during sex and you ignore her. I could feel Lois’a back grow tenser and tenser as she pulled on my hair even harder.

“Please I’m going to cum please PLEASE”

Finally I relented, lifting my head only for a second to say “cum for me baby”

Once I said this she began squirming and she took very deep breaths as I continued licking, never changing my rhythm or pressure. She very quickly realized I wasn’t stopping and tried pulling my head away from her crotch as I continued. I tightened my grip on her thighs and furiously licked her clit for a full minute as she tried pulling my hair out and separating me from her.

Eventually I relented, letting go so that she could finally catch her breath. While she laid there, I crawled up the bed and laid next to her, kissing her tits as she regained control of her body.

Without saying anything she pushed me onto my back and crawled down the bed, untying the waistband on my sweatpants as I lifted my hips to help her remove them.

Once my pants and underwear were off, Lois immediately went to down on my dick, taking some time to get the entire thing wet with her spit as she moved up and down it, taking it in her mouth. Once she had the entire thing wet, she cupped my balls in her hand as she bobbed her mouth up and down, massaging my shaft with her tongue as she went.

Honestly, Lois’s hands felt better than her mouth did, I last a VERY long time during sex and it’s very difficult for me to cum so I just sat there and enjoyed her hands massaging the base of my dick as her tongue licked the underside of my shaft.

After a few minutes of this, Lois’s hand began exploring lower and lower as she massaged my taint in unison with her mouth. I could tell she was getting tired so I wanted to give her a break for a bit while I ate her out again.

Instead of getting her to flip back over so I could eat her out, I grabbed her arms and pulled her up onto me with the intention that she would sit on my face. I think she misinterpret and sat on my hips like she wanted to ride me. I continued trying to get her crotch over my face and I think she eventually caught on, taking a moment to shove her tits into my mouth as she scooted up the bed.

I laid my head down and place my arms under her thighs and butt so that I could lift help scoot her crotch over my face but I accidentally lifted her too much and slammed her face into the wall above the headboard. Both of us laughing, she eventually rested her pussy over my face and enjoyed me eating her out for only a few moments until she realized her nose has started bleeding.

She hopped off of me and I realized that there was blood dripping down onto her light colored pillowcases and sheets. I quickly ran to the bathroom to grab some toilet paper for her to stop the bleeding with. I apologized profusely as she eased me saying it wasn’t a big deal and she was surprised it was even bleeding as she didn’t hit her head very hard. I think she was lying just to make me feel better and I definitely smashed her head into the wall.

Eventually she stopped the bleeding and we both were just sitting down on the bed awkwardly in silence after cleaning everything up. I, thinking that I had ruined the night, was very surprised when she began kissing me again, working her way down my body to continue blowing me.

She quickly picked back up where she left off, massaging my taint as she worked my shaft with her tongue. Me, never having had my ass touched before, raised my hips to let her know that I was okay with her continuing lower.

Lois began massaging my asshole with her fingers as she licked my balls with her mouth, slowly bringing her mouth lower and lower while she massaged my ass.

I felt like she was having a tough time with the angling of everything and decided to go all the way, turning over and sticking my ass in the air. Lois spread my cheeks with her hands and licked my asshole slowly, taking the time to explore every fold and crevice of my star.

I’ve never had my ass eaten or played with before this point. Holy shit. It felt amazing. It felt like Lois was massaging a muscle that had never been relaxed before and I don’t know how to describe it. Her soft tongue was stimulating nerve endings that I didn’t even know existed and I was melting into the pillows as she continued pressing her tongue into me.

I had no shame at this point and was completely lost in the moment and begged her, “please finger me”, as I drove my ass further into her face.

She obliged and began massaging my hold with her index finger, occasionally pausing to lubricate it with her saliva. Eventually she pressed with the tip of her finger, easily sliding into me as I felt her deep inside me. Only a few seconds later she was all the way to her knuckle with her whole finger inside of me, curled towards my belly button.

I could feel a twinge of pleasure in the tip of my dick as she pressed on my prostate, rubbing her finger across it as I moaned into the pillows.

After a few minutes of this, she withdrew her finger and I pulled her up to the top of the bed and rolled her onto her back. I lined my dick up with her vagina and paused for a moment as my brain used what little blood was inside of it to think.

“Give me a sec to grab a condom” I said as I turned to go grab one from my coat in the living room.

“I’m on birth control” she said before I had even hopped off the bed.

I know I’m stupid, but at this point I was not thinking clearly and decided to proceed without one.

I lined myself up with Lois’s entrance as she hooked her heels behind my back, pulling me forward and into her. I obliged with her nonverbal and slowly began thrusting my dick in and out of her entirely, taking time to make sure I went all the way in and out, just to tease her more.

I could tell she was growing impatient as she wrapped her arms around my shoulders, trying to pull my torso closer to hers so I would pound her deeper.

I asked her, already knowing the answer “do you want me to fuck you harder?”

She replied “yes please” as if I was offering her the first food she’d eaten in weeks.

I, unsatisfied with her answer, continued thrusting slowly and responded “ ‘yes please’ who? I’m not sure who you’re talking to and what you’re talking about”

She took a moment and corrected herself “please fuck me harder”

I, stubbornly responded “I’m still not sure who you’re talking to”

At the same time she said “please fuck me harder daddy” I laid my weight on her chest and began thrusting into her rapidly.

While I fucked her, I placed one of my hands at the base of her neck, waiting to see if she was okay with it before applying any pressure. She reached up with one of her hands and pushed my hand into her throat, giving me the go ahead to choke her.

I trained in MMA for a few years at the beginning of college and frequently work with my hands for my job, so I’d like to think that I know what I’m doing when choking someone. I focused my grip on the sides of her throat where her blood vessels meet the sides of her jaw. I pressed firmly as I continued fucking her, paying close attention to see if she began losing consciousness so I could stop.

After what seemed like no time had passed, Lois warned me again “I’m getting close, can I cum please daddy?”

I ignored her, continuing to use her as my fucktoy since I was nowhere close to orgasming.

She begged me again less than 10 seconds later “please daddy can I cum?”

This time I stopped choking her and instead covered her mouth with my hand so that she wouldn’t be able to beg anymore.

After another minute of pounding her, she began squirming and I could feel her contracting around my dick. She moaned into my hand as she came and I continued pounding her.

Eventually I stopped and roller her over as I explained “do you know what happens to girls who cum without permission?”

Once she was laying on her stomach I gave her a light slap on the ass to test the water.

She stuck her ass up higher in response, almost teasing me.

“I bet you like getting spanked and came without permission just to piss me off” I said as I roughly swatted her a few times.

Once I felt like I had left a hand print for the morning, I pushed her hips down into the bed and began lining myself up with her entrance again.

I laid on top of her, inserting myself into her and staying deep within her as I pinned her to the bed. I whispered into Lois’s ear as I wrapped my right arm around her head, basically putting her in a rear naked choke “now I’m going to fuck you until I cum”.

I began pounding her as I put my left index finger in her mouth, getting it wet so I could reach between her and the mattress, playing with her clit as I pounded her.

I told her as I continued to pound her “you can cum as much as you want but I’m not stopping until I’m done”

After a while I removed my hand from her clit and stopped choking her so I could press on her upper back and force her into the mattress, making sure she could feel my weight slam into her with each thrust.

Once I felt like I was closer to orgasming, I pulled her hair and leaned backwards, forcing her onto her knees into doggy style. I reached around and got my fingers wet in her mouth again but not to play with her clit.

I took my thumb, now wet from her mouth, and massaged her asshole while I pounded her. She arched her back even harder, presenting her asshole to me and encouraging me to press harder.

Unfortunately, by this point I was finally getting close to cumming so I grabbed her hips and focused on keeping a steady rhythm so that I wouldn’t lose the stimulation we had already built up.

I’m not exaggerating when I say it takes me ages to cum, like it’s actually very annoying and inconvenient. I’ve had many nights with girls I’ve been dating where I’ve had to explain to them that there’s nothing wrong with them and it’s just me.

I told her “Lois I’m close to cumming you feel so good”

She replied “please cum inside me”

I kept thrusting into her for a few more minutes as I could feel the pressure building.

Finally I pressed myself into her as I pulled her hips back into me and started cumming deep inside her, filling her up as we both tried to keep thrusting.

I collapsed on top of her and waited a few minutes to let us both catch our breath before getting up to grab some paper towels for her to clean up with.

We both cuddled up under the covers and I grabbed my phone to set an alarm so that I wouldn’t sleep too late into my Sunday. I saw that it was 1 when I grabbed my phone and we had been fooling around for around 3 hours at that point. We both fell asleep without saying much to each other, we were both too exhausted.

Around 7am we both stirred and fucked again, both of us cumming very quickly this time, and falling asleep without even bothering to get up to clean up.

I woke up the next morning when my alarm went off and said goodbye to Lois and left after kissing her goodbye at the door.

I sent her a text the next day saying I had a good time and she responded saying she did too and was glad we finally met up but I didn’t respond. I’m still deciding what I want out of my relationships with other people and didn’t feel like I connected with her enough to have a fwb situation that was worth driving between cities to see each other. I had a great time and might hit her up again but I don’t think there was enough of a connection between us to even hold a conversation really.

Please let me know what you thought of my story. I’m sorry if there are typos or pacing issues, I typed this up on my phone on the Reddit app and it’s acting very slow anytime I have this draft open for more than 15 seconds at time.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/r40duf/mf_i_gave_my_tinder_hookup_a_bloody_nose_and_then