[F] On a double-date my ex (29F) kept dropping references to my (33M) dick size in front of her new boyfriend

[Trigger warning for dick-size related stuff, I guess?]

I’m good friends with my ex. We dated for two years, probably should have broken up much sooner but the (mind-blowing) sex was too good or quit. She’s a wild one, I’m slinging a big dick, we had a lot of fun together. Nuff said!

We’ve both moved on. She’s now dating a stable, respectable, nice dude, and I’m dating a somewhat-but-not-quite-scandalously younger hottie. We decided enough time had passed that it would be fun to go on a double date. So we did.

We meet at the restaurant, introduce our new partners, have a seat. It’s going well. We’re looking over the menus, chatting, and my ex suddenly murmurs, with a sly grin, “Good lord, the cauliflower starter is *eight-and-a-half* dollars. Eight-and-a-half! Can you believe it?”

My girlfriend looks at her curiously.

My ex’s new boyfriend just shrugs, “they’re all overpriced.”

I should explain. My dick is 8.5 inches long hard, and my ex used to have a running joke of dropping the phrase “eight-and-a-half” into random situations. A little game for her. She knew I’d get it.

Anyway, we order, drink some wine, and the talk turns to travel. My ex is telling us about her trip to India, remarking that it’s such a huge country, you really need “*at least* eight-and-a-half weeks to see it all. This time my girlfriend giggles, and the two share a grin. I’m enjoying it but keeping a poker face.

My ex’s boyfriend looks puzzled. “That’s an… oddly specific amount of time?”

My ex (with a glass of wine in her) replies, “Well, Tom I bet you could do it in five-and-a-half.”

My girlfriend is taking a sip of wine and nearly spits it out. I feel her hand slide onto my thigh as she and my ex exchange wicked grins.

Tom shakes his head with a bemused smile.

“I mean, that’s a respectable length… of time,” I offer.

More giggling from the girls.

My ex: “Not if you want to do *everything*.”

She glances at my girlfriend, who is blushing furiously now.

Before the end of the night, my ex had worked in several more references. I thought my girlfriend was going to die trying not to laugh.

As the dishes are being cleared, my ex leans back, but her hands on her belly and said, “Damn, I’m so full.” Looks over at my girlfriend. “It’s so nice being all filled up, isn’t it?”

My girlfriend covers her mouth and lowers her gaze, again blushing. “Yes, it is.”

We say our goodbyes in the parking lot, agree to do it again soon. I guess my girlfriend enjoyed it, because she has her head in my lap (and my dick in her mouth) the entire drive home.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/qvfqmm/f_on_a_doubledate_my_ex_29f_kept_dropping