[MF] My wife gave me a facial, technically

This one going to be more funny that sexy, but whatever.

It happened just this morning. We both woke up earlier than we normally would, so naturally we turned into each other for some early morning spooning.

Of course I started caressing her and muzzling her back, at first just to show affectation but quickly it became something hotter.

My hand worked its way inside her panties, and I found she was as wet as she gets. Not long after that, she was orgasming to me working her clit and fingering her with one hand.

Of course we weren’t going to leave it there, and after a bit of a rest followed by a bit more cuddling, I was inside her. Now, I know I’m describing this in a fairly muted tone. That’s because this was more of a mellow than passionate morning sex session. But that’s okay. Sometimes you want sex that’s gentle and cozy rather that hot and wild (or at least we do).

Unfortunately at the moment my wife is in what she likes to call “prime baby-making season”. Another child doesn’t fit into our current plans, so I was instructed to get out of her so that she could finish me off by hand. Soon after I too was coming. Only this time, just as I let my boys fly, I felt a slight a slight ruffling of the thick whiskers that cover my chin.

“I think I got my beard,” I nervously said once I regained some composure. Wifey turned to look at me and immediately doubled over in laughter, confirming that I had just ejaculated onto my own face. I dashed to the the bathroom hoping to find just a drop of semen, but instead found a large steak of cum dripping across my chin. And yes, it was closer to my mouth than I am comfortable with.

Afterwards, had a nice chuckle about it. And once we were starting to forget about it, I turned to her and said, “you know, when you think about it, you gave me a facial.” I think we’ll have a good few more giggles about it now.

Edit: spelling corrections and paragraphing.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/qseohj/mf_my_wife_gave_me_a_facial_technically