Doggy Dream (Humor… I think)

A leisurely stroll on the beach and already I’m attracting unexpected gazes from passers-by. My bulge is enormous in this tight speedo. Topless women keep staring at me and smiling. One even pointed a finger. Don’t know what all the fuss is about. I mean, yeah, I am extremely well endowed, but haven’t any of them ever seen a huge penis before. Anyway, the attention from gorgeous females are making matters worse. I’m straight up pitching a tent and it feels like the fabric is going to give way to my massive erection. So, this being a nude beach, I decide to release myself from the unnecessary confines of my fabric prison and take off my speedos. I suspect the sun has some positive side effects on me, because my cock is rigid to the point of mild pain. It feels like there isn’t enough skin to contain my cock. It wants to expand even further. I chuck the speedos in the ocean. Fuck that. Won’t be needing those any time soon today in any case. Naked females staring, giggling and pointing at my giant manhood bobbing up and down as I stroll down the beach. Not a care in the world. Some are even taking pictures. One naked woman with quite the sizable behind approaches me and asks to take a picture of my cock. I of course oblige. Not the first time you see. As a matter of fact, I get off on this. The appreciation for my god like man meat turns me on like nothing else. She slides in close to me and I grab her around the waist as she snaps a selfie on her phone. Pleased with herself.

“What’s your name,” I ask smiling politely.

“Anya,” she replies.

I notice her glancing from eyes to dick and back again. Her eyes the metal to the magnet that is my monstrous dick.

I shake her hand. “I’m Daniel,” I say.

I’ve seen those eyes before. Practically every woman that has ever seen me nude has given me that exact look. The fuck me now look. She has the most gorgeous turquoise green eyes in the universe.

“You want to have sex,” she says out of the blue.

I smile at her. Blood rushes to my cock like the Niagara Falls.

“I would love to Anya. My name is Daniel by the way.”

She looks at me in a manner indicative of someone that doesn’t care about the person to whom that dick is attached rather than the dick itself. Anya just wants to breed with superior white monster cock.

She leads me by the shaft to her umbrella. There are people all around. Everyone seems preoccupied with the impossible dimensions of the penis before their eyes. They all fall to their knees and start praying to my phallic god like it was Mohamed.

Anya leans in to my ear. I feel her moist lips on my ear. “I want your alpha babies inside me,” she whispers.

Anya squats over my cock. The logistics of it all makes no sense. Like trying to fit a baseball bat through a peephole. She grabs the shaft and rubs the glans in a circular motion on her labia. Her juices glisten on my head. Anya gasps for air wide eyed as she tries to guide me inside of her tight entrance.

“Holy fuck you’re massive!” she lets out.

Heaven’s gates part and I plunge into her love tunnel. My head falls back in ecstasy. I feel every crevice of her womb gently milking me while everyone prays around us. Some men offer me their wives and girlfriends. Wanting me to bless them with my superior alpha cock seed.

My penis spews semen 360 degrees like a fountain. Everyone gathers around, mouths wide open to collect their share. Anya jerks the shaft with both hands using her pussy juice as lubricant. I hear girls gurgling sperm. I see women rubbing my semen on their tits and asses. One trying to force my seed into her vagina.

Anya licks the frenulum as I continue to eject copious amounts of man sauce. It feels so wet, so good, so…

*Beep… Beep… Beep!*

I scramble through sleepy confusion. Arms flailing about. Desperately trying to find the source of that ruckus. Fucking alarm clock!

I feel a wet lapping on my cock. I look down to find the dog licking my dick?! NOOOOO!!!

*Beep… Beep… Beep!*

I awake with a yawn and a fart, content in the knowledge that it was all just a fucked up dream. A dream within a dream. Like Inception, but with semen extraction instead. I smile.

Wait? Why is that wet licking sensation still on my dick? I look down… Oh no!

Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/qnya68/doggy_dream_humor_i_think