When it comes to what I actually want in bed, sometimes I feel like I’m on an old game show, spinning a wheel to see how I feel… and it’s so frustrating! Give it a spin and… ‘oral sex’… ‘BBC’… ‘being a sub!’… ‘sex with a girl’… ‘pegging a squealing man’… The other day I had fruitless sex with one of my regular booty calls and it turns out I just wanted a small slice of the tiramisu in the fridge. Then after the guy left, I was able to get myself off SO EASY and I’m here to talk about what I did and why it worked. My orgasm is an elusive little tease who CONSTANTLY reminds me she’s being neglected, but when I get down to business with my toys, or an actual fucking dick, sometimes she gets all casual and walks away from me like the little shit she is! So… i’m in my kitchen, naked and gobbling up cake and finding small sticky splotches on my upper arm and neck from the guy who whipped off the condom and just exploded all over my ass! He did an awful job of wiping my down while I was holding my position on my hands and knees, yelling for him to not use my decorative hand towels and get me a wet nap. And when I was standing in front of the open fridge with my fork, I remembered the electric shock I got when I roughly pushed that wet nap along my butthole… then my elusive little orgasm came into view. I put the plate down, got my favorite tiny buttplug, lube, and lovesense vibrator. A dollop on top of the little mushroom and popped that baby inside of me and I got that PRESSURE and FULLNESS exactly where I wanted it. Listen, if you’ve never experimented with a buttplug then you are seriously missing out. Think of this toy like a song that you only want to hear sometimes, but when you do, it’s just fucking magic. I don’t love getting a cock in my ass, it flat out lacks that divine pleasure of vaginal sex, but WHEN I want it, it is just perfect. So… with my favorite metal piece up my ass, I went back to the bedroom and vibrated my clit… I came three times in about 20 minutes. UGH how I clenched that little toy in my ass!
Yup, when I spun that wheel, I thought I wanted the dick, but my guess was wrong… I wanted chocolate, clit-buzzing, and my favorite mushroom up my ass to orgasm!
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/qhl5bf/23fsolo_me_time_with_my_plug