Fucking Barbie in the arse [MF]

All Hallows’ Eve… A perfect night for going out on the pull. So many inhibitions are lost when it comes to the Halloween night out. Here in the UK, as with probably everywhere, girls just become that bit sluttier and up for doing that little bit more. Hooking up is just that much easier when everyone’s drunk and dressed up and confidence usually runs a little bit higher too. And this is something I had in abundance on a Halloween pub crawl back in the late 2000s.

Things were a bit different only a month or two earlier. I was at university and had barely made my mark in terms of getting with girls. I was a late bloomer for sure, hardly registering anything of note before arriving at uni. I was a shy and somewhat geeky kid, and talking to girls just did not come naturally. So when I moved across the country to my new home of four years, Liverpool, I was determined to change. Frankly, I was determined to get laid.

It took a while. First year came and went with my virginity still intact. You grow up with all these American shows where it’s drilled into you how you must get good with girls by the time you get to college and the first year you’re going to get so much pussy. I felt like a disappointment. So when second year started and I somehow pulled a girl in a club and left with her after only just paying the £5 entry just minutes earlier, I was buzzing. As most stories of losing virginity go, it wasn’t all that impressive but that’s not the story I’m telling here so don’t worry. This is the story of how I ended Halloween night fucking Barbie in the arse.

After losing the V card at the beginning of the term, I was on a confidence high and it was clearly showing. I hooked up with a load of different women in clubs and ended up sleeping with two more girls on multiple occassions. Tame by Reddit’s standards, sure… But for a 19 year old with minimal people skills, I was on cloud 9. So when the big Halloween crawl arrived, I was pumped. 31st October fell on a Friday night this year so that basically meant it was bigger than usual.

Me and the flatmates (flat = appartment for American readers) decided we would go as Anoynmous. Essentially this meant each donning V for Vendetta masks and a suit, walking around town as a contingent for the night and getting a lot of stares from just about everyone. People were loving it and we stopped to take pictures regularly. It was such a simple costume choice but it went down a storm and drew a lot of attention from a lot of hot girls.

Thankfully whenever I removed the mask, it was equally well received. Perhaps time to describe myself? At the time, I was a pale and skinny guy (very new to the idea of lifting weights) with long Bieber style brown hair. Not sure how but in my last few years studying I managed to land a couple of modelling gigs so take from that what you will. As for the bit you may want to know more about, some of my classmates would joke about me being “young, hung and full of cum” and you know… there’s no smoke without fire. Take that as you will!

Anyway, back to the story. We started the night early (the only way to do Halloween, right?) and by the time we made it to the last club for the evening, I’d managed to hook up with Catwoman, Little Red Riding Hood and a witch. I’d also scored a slutty Gryffindor girl’s number and I’d received a half-hearted handjob from Cruella de Vil. Again, confidence was running high but I was also feeling pretty frustrated at this point. Cue Barbie.

I was at the bar waiting for a drink when she arrived. I’d been separated from my fellow anyonmous flatmates and was just generally surveying the scene as she popped up right next to me. I took a moment to take her in. She had an amazing body, just the right amount of curvy that I was discovering I had a thing for. She’d definitely gone down the route of “let’s go slutty for Halloween”, wearing some kind of corset thing, which really amplified her huge tits, some lacey suspenders and a garter. Her skirt was barely was there, exposing her thong regularly. She wanted to get fucked tonight. What’s more, she had some of those pale blue contacts in and fake blood doused all over her body. Yeah, she wasn’t just Slutty Barbie. She was *Zombie* Slutty Barbie.

The club was loud and even at the time I was an old man deep down, wishing it was a bit quieter. She leant over and said something but I had no idea what. I just looked blankly back at her before realising I still had my mask on. I lifted it up and smiled at her. She smiled back and leant towards me again, shouting in my ear, “That was a pleasant surprise!”

Someone had taught me earlier that year that one of the best things you can respond to a compliment with is simply “thank you” and so I did. She leant in again. I felt like I was in here. She said to me, “You’re a lot better looking than the guy dressed as Freddy Krueger over there, he should have kept the mask on.”

I looked over at Freddy, slumped in a bit of a heap in the corner. I felt sorry for him for a second but then laughed with her. The barmaid handed me my drink which I held up to Barbie and gestured to ask if she wanted one. She nodded excitedly and I asked for another Smirnoff Ice or whatever terrible drink it was that was on offer at the time. A poor student will always endeavor to get the cheapest alcohol they can find.

We took our drinks and headed to the dance floor. Conversation was minimal and to be fair, I can’t remember those finer details anyway. What I do remember is her taking my hand and leading me away from the dance floor just as fast as she had led me to it. All of a sudden we were in a dark part of the club and she had mounted me. We were making out hard. Up until this point, the women I’d slept with weren’t stereotypically amazing looking. I was honestly mostly just happy to have gotten my end away. Barbie, however, was something else. She was hot! The kind of hot where you have to stop yourself and think, “Is this really happening?” So as you can imagine, I was rock hard at this point and she definitely felt it as she started grinding on me.

It didn’t take long to move things forward. It was getting late now and we didn’t even say to one another we wanted to leave, kind of just gave “the look” and made our way outside. She caught up with her slutty zombie flatmates briefly and we were on our way. It was a typical student night out scene outside of the club, much like the Manchester New Years picture that went viral a few years ago. This is how a lot of nights out end in the UK. Someone being sick in one corner, someone passed out in another, two lads threatening a punch-up across the road and couples having domestics everywhere. We walked by all of it, stopping for a PDA here and there, and made our way to the taxi rank.

“Where to?” the driver asked. Barbie gave her address and off we went. It wasn’t far away, just long enough to hear the Monster Mash for the third time that night and push the boundaries of getting frisky in a cab.

We arrived at her student house and it was a mess. Pretty much all student houses are on a Friday night, it’s like the law. Even worse when fancy dress is involved. First thing I noticed was music was still blaring loud enough to be heard from outside. When we went inside, there were a few people still up. Clearly the pre-game had started here and not everyone made it out to the bars. As we went down the hallway, three of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were playing a half-hearted game of beer pong in the living room, a bit too drunk to put any real effort in. As we reached the first floor, we found Donatello… fucking another zombie in one of the bedrooms. Caught a pretty good glimpse of that and Barbie and I exchanged a laugh.

The rest of the house was quiet and we made it to her room on the top floor. We shut the door behind us and from there it was non-stop. We made out like mad. It was a bit like as soon as that door closed, she let herself go wild. I was pushed up against the wall and her tongue was down my throat and her hand wrapped around my cock over my suit trousers. She undid my belt and sank to her knees, pulling my dick out of the flies. Her mouth was wrapped around it in seconds and my eyes were in the back of my head.

Barbie had insane blowjob game. She got most of me down her throat and used a hell of a lot of spit, alternating betwene pumping my dick with her hand and almost gagging herself on it. I’d love to say she sucked my cock passionately for hours or something but this was real life and not that many women had wrapped their lips around it thus far in life. Pretty sure I lasted a couple of minutes, exploding in her mouth. She swallowed every drop of cum and licked her lips looking up at me.

I was expecting a disappointed face. Hell I was disappointed in myself though not exactly surprised. I had hoped the alcohol in the system may have made me last a bit longer. Thankfully, I make up for that initial lack of stamina by having virtually no refractory period. I didn’t lose any hardness and she caught on quickly. If she was hiding her disappointment just then, she certainly wasn’t hiding her excitement at me staying at full mast. She looked up and asked, “Not finished?”

“Barely getting started” I said. I remember feeling like a boss saying this. Looking back it was cheesy as it gets.

She went back to sucking me. This time she was sucking for a lot longer. Up and down, flicking her tongue all over the head, taking my balls in her mouth and wanking my shaft whenever she wasn’t using her mouth. I thought I was heaven. I could have cum again soon but this time I stopped myself by stopping her. I grabbed her hair and tugged her head back gently and told her, “think it’s time for me to return the favour…”

In an instant, I had her pinned down to the bed and was removing her panties. Everything else stayed on as I buried my head between her legs and brought my best pussy eating skills to the table. I thrashed my tongue around her lips and flicked it over her swollen clit. I wasn’t the most experienced in the world but I had a natural knack for this somehow. I slid my hand up her leg and plunged two fingers inside her, curling them upwards and massaging her g-spot. She was soon writhing around and moaning.

In the short time I’d been having sex, I discovered that I absolutely loved getting a woman off and hearing them moan in pleasure for me was one of the most amazing feelings I’d ever had. Barbie delivered in spades. She was moaning delicately at first, then louder, then louder still, then came the swear words (“oh fuck… oh fuck.. oh fuck!”) and then the outright screaming the house down. She did not give a shit about the other people in the house. All of this made my dick throb and ache with excitement.

So here I was, knelt on the floor of Zombie Barbie’s room, stroking my cock and tonguing her clit like crazy. This was not how I expected my night to go when I donned my V for Vendetta mask but I wasn’t complaining. At this point with every quickening stroke of my fingers there was an audibile sloshing sound, only somewhat drowned out by Barbie’s screams. It was probably audio porn for anyone listening. I may not have had many notches on my bed post but I’d learnt what a girl cumming looked like and jesus, she definitely was. I felt her tighten around my fingers and everything just got a little wetter.

So now it was V – 1 orgasm, Barbie – 1 orgasm. I stood up with only my cock exposed and looked down at her as she regained some composure. From here, all the clothes came off. I couldn’t help admire her body as she laid down naked beneath me. I also had to give credit to her efforts with the make up once it was all revealed. Her huge tits were something else and it took all I had in me not to just explode and cover them there and then. She must had read my mind (or just noticed my staring so hard) as she started tugging my cock and pushing her tits up in my direction.

“Want to cum on them?”

“Is that a rhetorical question?”

My eyes lit up and she started tugging faster. Let’s just say this also did not take too long. I unleashed more than a few ropes over her chest. V – 2, Barbie – 1. She squeezed her tits and rubbed the cum in. I kind of couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Up until this point, I’d only ever seen such things in porn. This girl was dirty and owned it and I fucking loved it.

Again, my dick managed to stay ready and again, she noticed.

“Do you have a condom?”

Why, yes I did. I had two. Clearly part of me was hoping for something. I found the condoms, promptly put one on and started fucking her in missionary. The first two rounds may have been fast but this third one was lasting, my stamina had finally kicked in. I fucked her this way for several minutes before switching to her riding me. Watching those cum-soaked tits bounce was heavenly. She bounced up and down for a while, adjusting into a squat position after so long. She was working my cock like she owned it. For that night, she probably did.

She started screaming again whilst going up and down, up and down and it didn’t take too long to feel her pussy clench around my cock again. We stayed at it for a while, using up the first condom, taking a bit of a break and then going back to use the second. We tried out a few positions and acts. Highlights were reverse cowgirl, watching her bounce from behind, and a 69 with her pretty much grinding on my face. Also enjoyed her gagging herself on my cock.

The overall highlight though came a little later. Whilst fucking her from behind, I started to feel daring. I wouldn’t normally be so forward or presumptuous but with her perfect little arsehole staring up at me, I decided to slide my thumb in. She didn’t resist in the slightest and her moans shifted slightly. I took it as a go ahead and pushed it in further. And further… Until it was buried in her hole. I fucked her hard like this for a little while and was sent over the edge taking in the sight. I filled the last condom up, removed my thumb, and knew that was the last of that.

My dick went limp and I’d guessed my night was done. Barbie had other ideas based on the look in her eyes.

“Stay here” she kind of whispered.

I did as I was told as she tip toed out of her room and down the hall. Fully naked I might add. I heard a bit of movement from the next room along, the opening of a couple of draws and then her footstops get louder as she came back. As she appeared in the doorway, I saw her smiling ear to ear and holding another strip of condoms. Looks like we weren’t quite done.

She got back into the bed and cosied up to me, kissing me deep and then said some of the most magical words in the world…

“I want you to fuck me in the arse.”

At that, my cock was at full salute again. Like someone had cast a spell on my dick to make it instantly ready to burst. I honestly can’t remember what my verbal response was to this. I think I may have just jumped on her.

She opened her bedside drawer and I got a quick look inside. Lube, toys, batteries, tissues and and an eyemask that I presumed was not for helping with sleep. Barbie was clearly no amateur and though I’d got an inkling earlier on in the night, it was pretty much confirmed she had a wild side now. She took the lube out and gave it to me. She must have thought I was more experienced than I actually was.

Over the next half an hour or so (honestly I can’t remember these specifics!), we worked her arsehole to the point of being fucked. First I gently pushed my thumb in a little as I’d done before. Then a little deeper until it was time for a finger… then two fingers. As I learned that night, anal is all about taking your time. Before that night I’m sure I would have been part of the crowd that thinks a bit of spit and you’re good to go is the way to do it. Barbie, as I’d find out later, was quite the anal connoisseur so taught me well.

Eventually I was fingering her arsehole with a couple of lubed up fingers and eating her pussy at the same time. I’d pretty much already died and gone to heaven but then it was time for the main event. She got herself onto all fours and stuck her arse right up in the air, her loosened hole sending an invitation to my cock. I didn’t hestitate and guided the head in. It felt amazing as her arsehole gripped my cock, taking it in slowly. Felt like an eternity sliding the whole thing in, watching it disappear. But my god it looked divine.

I held it in there for a second as she let out a whimper of joy. I automatically flexed and throbbed inside her and she let out another soft moan.

“Go easy.” she told me.

So I did. At first… I slid in and out a fraction at a time, building it up until I was sliding out and back in further and further. Faster and faster. Her moans built up too.

“Fuck me.” … “Fuck ME.” … “FUCK ME!” “FUCK MY ARSE!”

(Yeah, some memories stick with you more than others!)

To be honest, I stayed somewhat reserved. I didn’t really know what I was doing and didn’t want to go wrong here. I could have gone harder (I’m sure this story may have been better for it?) but I just kept up a good rhythym. Rather than going as fast as I could, I just kept it kinda slow but hard. Just powerful thrusts into her little hole. Whatever I was doing worked as she screamed out a “Oh my fucking god!”

This was my queue and I came hard too. When I pulled out of her and pulled the condom off my softening dick, it was full. I thought I would have been spent but somehow found plenty of energy. Must have been the 10 vodka red bulls.

We kept each other up for a bit longer and managed to make use of some of the other condoms she stole, exploring each others bodies into the night. It was daylight by the time we decided on some sleep. In the morning, we exchanged numbers and real names and I went on my way. Having chosen a Halloween getup that involved a suit, I was able to blend in with other people going to work rather than do the walk of shame as so many other people were doing.

I walked back to my place, sobering up a little. The tiredness really hit me as I got in my own room and pretty sure I crashed soon after. I woke up later that afternoon to a text.

“So that was fun. Barbie X”

Thankfully that was not the last time I heard from her!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/qf28kb/fucking_barbie_in_the_arse_mf