[M]y first time at a Swingers Club!

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Ok, so really long post. Skip to the dashes for the freaky shit!

So, I’m traveling for work last week. Typically when I travel, I try to hit a local strip club or make my way to a bar in my attempt to bring something back to my hotel. I don’t know, it’s just something about being in a new city and a company paid hotel room that gets me horny AF lol.

Anyways I’m traveling this week as usual, doing my Google searches for freaky establishments in this undisclosed city. A popular swingers joint pops up (they must have an awesome SEO strategy) and my curiosity gets the best of me.

To be clear, I have absolutely no idea what goes on in these types of places but they made their venue sound like Coochie Disney Land! Why the hell haven’t I looked into this shit when I was in my 20s?

Anyways, I get to the Event Calendar page and see that it’s freakin’ BBC night lol. Now there’s a lot of stereotypes out there about us Black men that I don’t appreciate (stop listing them out in your head). But this whole BBC thing, yeah I’ll take that one all day. Fortunately, I’ve been blessed down under so I feel like this event was calling my name.

“Fuck it, I’m going bro!” I do like 100 push-ups, floss, clean my ass, dump the entire little hotel squirt bottle of lotion on me, then put on my clubbin’ outfit. I’m going to Disney Land homie, let’s get right.

Panic starts to seep in though. How the fuck do you even swing? Do I need to bring a woman with me to trade off like a Pokémon card? What if this is like picking teams for kickball and it’s between me and the kid with the lisp? Do I have to fuck in front of everyone? I don’t like people looking at my ass…

I silence the bullshit with a few shots of Crown (another Black stereotype I don’t mind) and hop in my Uber. I get to this very unassuming building and I’m greeted by this elderly guy (at least 80) and less elderly lady with amazing cleavage. She was flirty as hell and hinted at wanting to play with me later. The guy starts winking at me too, I nervously chuckle and scurried my ass into the main section.

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Ok, so boom. It’s only like 15 people in the building but it’s a complete sensory overload. There’s porn showing on all the TVs, not that Cinemax shit. Real hardcore Spice channel type of stuff lol. Music was loud and very urban, I guess to appease us BBC holders. And there are all these bondage contraptions that looked like something you needed a license for. I was confused but ready for whatever.

The ratio definitely skewed male, which made for an interesting dynamic. Since there was such a limited amount of single women, the guys were kind of circling around like hyenas waiting for a nibble. Maybe the guys that frequent this type of spot don’t feel the most comfortable approaching women but that’s never been a hang up for me. I simply cut through and sit down at the bar next to this super cute white chick.

She had a nose piercing, long brown hair, a few visible tattoos, and was wearing a big ass cardigan with no pants on. Thigh meat just hanging out, exactly what the streets needed. A little on the thicker side which is perfect for me, seeing an ass wave back at you when you’re hitting it front the back will never get old.

We start chatting a bit about life, her kinks, my complete ignorance about the swinger scene, and all the wild adventures we’ve both had. The next thing I know, another chick comes around and starts blowing the bartender in front of everyone! One of the Hyenas wakes up and moseys behind the chick and starts banging her out. One in the front, one in the back, I get awkward lol.

My jaw was dropped but the chick I’m talking is totally into it. She takes my hand and asks if I’m ready to go upstairs with her. Hell yes I am, lead the way Madam Thick Thighs.

We get to one of the private rooms and it’s surprisingly clean. The bed has some type of vinyl tarp on it for easy skeet removal, there’s a small lamp illuminating some bottles of lube, and it’s just enough room in there to do a cartwheel. I’m ready…

I realize that damn, I literally spoke to this chick for only about 7 minutes and now we’re about to see each other’s birth marks. This is some Crazy shit man lol. But those annoying voices turn off as soon as she starts undressing. Her body was so freaking nice. Pierced nipples on B/C cups, cocoa butter soft skin, ass was nice and round.

I couldn’t keep my hands off her. I started admiring her tattoos and licked each one as I slowly started playing with her pussy. I then get butt ass naked, not sure if that’s normal in this place but fuck it, I want my thighs out too. I then laid her on her back while I caressed every inch of her. Slowly working my fingers down to her clit. As I played with her soaking wet pussy, she shoved my dick in her throat. We were both in complete sync with each other’s bodies, fast friends.

I realize that I don’t have any condoms and ask if she had one. She whips out of her bag like 6 different choices + lubes and some shit with tassels. Obviously she’s no rookie but it turns me on even more. I lay her back down and try to kiss her and got denied lol. You had my whole dick in your mouth but my tongue can’t get any love? Whatever, I continue to explore her and slowly start licking the inside of her thighs. I get to that sweet pussy and just go to town. She cums after I do my two finger Cyclone trick, it’s undefeated. I caress her some more so she can enjoy that high then I get ready to go to work.

I bend that fat round ass over and slide in slow. She had one of those Kung Fu grips that had me weak in the knees after a few pumps, I was immediately in trouble. I try to hold off as long as could but the more she moaned as I long stroked her, I knew I was tapping out soon. I lasted like 3 minutes lol. Embarrassed as hell, we hugged, got dressed and made more small talk. She really was cool as hell about it though.

Things turn up from here though! We get back downstairs and the same black chick that was sucking off the bartender is now dancing on the stage. Madam Thick Thighs is checking her out like a lion seeing fresh prey. I’m just trying to repair my ego from nutting too fast by taking more shots of Crown. Next thing I know, both chicks are sitting at my table rubbing on each other, pulling up each other’s skirts. I keep it cool though, until the black chick tells me she wants my dick and we should all go upstairs.

I look at Madam Thick Thighs and she gives me a Bro head nod. WTF, am I about to have threesome tonight too? Thank you Google

We head upstairs and a few guys in the building try to follow me and the girls to the room. I cock block them all and lock the door behind me lol. The girls immediately go at it. They’re rolling around kissing on the bed and while I’m trying to rub on Booty. I was like a kid trying to hop in a double dutch line until I put my leadership cap on and started directing them like a porno shoot.

Kiss her there, suck that nipple, unbutton that freakin bra. I finally get in the mix and start fingering them both while sucking on tits. I don’t know where I got this level of coordination from but I was a fuckin professional in there. I have Madam Thick Thighs start sucking on the black chicks nipple then she hit us with some crazy news…the chick got diagnosed with Breast Cancer earlier that day and has a lump in her breast.

Bro…I didn’t know what to do. We both just kind of care for her and ask if she wants to stop. She tells us that she’s there for a reason and wants to have as much fun as she can, while she can. Me and Thick Thighs McGee look at each other and understood the assignment completely.

We both go to work on her, I’m kissing her while she’s getting ate out. She wanted to suck me off so I happily obliged. The head was horrible though and she kept teething my dick, to the point that I had to stop for a while lol. We both were telling her that she was doing a great job though and rooting her on. She then started to eat out Madam Thick Thighs. I’m hitting the black chick from the back while she has a face full of pussy. It was wonderful. I then get my 2nd chance to prove my worth to my new BFF.

I lay her on back because I want to see her face as I deep stroke her. I start a little slow then work my pace up. The black chick is rubbing all over her, sucking on her tits. I start completely driving into her, giving her every inch until she freaking squirted all over that vinyl skeet sheet! Legit felt like the heavyweight champ of the freaks after that. Wasn’t done though, I dove back in and kept pumping until it was time for me to blast off. I took the condom off and came all over her belly. What a comeback story lol

We all got dressed and Thigh Meat Sally kissed me deeply (finally) then she kissed our new friend. We walked downstairs together and just hung out. Stayed close to each other and cuddled for a few. It was strangely sweet.

All in all, that was one of my most memorable sexual experiences in a while and I’ll definitely be chasing this high for a while.

TLDR: Went to a swingers club and got quickly TKOd by a thick thighed sex queen. Bounced back by making her squirt during a threesome!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/qbs84p/my_first_time_at_a_swingers_club