A while back I made a post in r/dirtyr4r coz I had just gotten out of a relationship and was open to try new things. This guy, Eric, messaged me and we hit it off pretty well. We decided to meet,to see if there’s chemistry and to have some fun.
He drove me to this Italian place,which was very famous for its food and service. Unfortunately it was too busy so we went to the Taco Bell close by. He ordered some tacos and drove us to the beach where we talked and had food.
The Tacos were good but my tummy started feeling weird. I would’ve gone to a Porta Potty nearby but y’all know they’re too shitty(no pun intended). It wasn’t serious and so I decided to hold it in since we were heading home anyways.
On the way back he asked me if I wanted to get ice-cream, I said yes. He was getting a little handsy and I didn’t mind. Things started heating up by the time we got to the parking lot. Instead of getting ice-cream,he parked the car between two cars and pushed my seat back. We started making out, with his hands on my thighs slowly reaching for my pussy. He turned me around and got me on my knees,bending over with my hands on the backseat.
The headrest was pushing into my stomach a little bit but it was so hot that it didn’t matter. He stepped and came over to my side, raised my skirt and slapped my ass. I was getting turned on,it was just so spontaneous.
He took off my panties and started to lick my pussy.
He was surprisingly good at it, hitting all the angles. I was so trying not to moan, anyone walking around could see us. He practically buried his face between my cheeks, eating my pussy like I hadn’t ever imagined was possible.
My body started to feel weak. In that moment, I let go of all the tension. Things just felt so amazing. Suddenly, out came the meatiest fart I’ve ever had, right in his face. It took me a sec to process what just happened,and I was embarassed as heck. I couldn’t say anything, I lay there in shame. There was complete silence for a few seconds,which felt like eternity.
Then he spanked me playfully, and said “Daddy loves to be teased,you naughty lil girl”.He spread my cheeks and started licking me,from my pussy to my ass. I don’t know if it was the shame,or him surprising me with his licking skills, that got me pretty wet right after that.
Someone got suspicious and started walking towards the car,we quickly “readjusted” and drove back home.
After I sucked his dick,he fucked me for 20 straight minutes. As a gift for job well done,I let him cum inside me. Afterwards, he said he was being transferred to NY and would remember me for the wonderful night.
Today I suddenly remembered, hence writing this. If you’re reading this Eric, I will miss you :)
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/qa2voj/i_f_met_a_redditor_m_for_a_date_and_embarassed
I really thought you were gonna poo honestly 😂
Shit happens, all pun intended!
That was a helluva reward you gave him at the end. Seems like there’s someone you should have more fun with in the future!
This gave me a good laugh. Thank you 😄
Proof that most men will go through hell for some pussy
I’ve had a chic or two fart in my mouth while eating pussy or ass. It happens