Today I ensured I stood out. I keep it professional since I see my boss quite a bit (not 40 hours/week, more like 15) but this site really has had me thinking otherwise.
Our uniforms are relatively casual, just to wear a company T-shirt and whatever pants/shorts we desire. Yes, that means yoga pants. Today I wore grey joggers that tie up the front and get really tight around my ass. They really make my lower body look amazing, despite literally being sweatpants.
My boss was standing and working in our back kitchen on some prep work during our lunch hour. I needed to retrieve something from underneath the table that he was working on, but he didn’t have to move, I was on the opposite side. I knelt down so that I was eye level with the table, and ultimately probably his dream position. I struggled for a second because everything is unorganized, but as I was reaching, I peeked up for a second. My boss was looking directly at me. I made sure to bat my long eye lashes and flash a small smile, but I looked away quickly. I literally cannot keep eye contact with him. I knew what he was thinking, because I was thinking it too. I eventually grabbed the item I needed (don’t want to be so specific that he recognizes this story if he were to ever find my Reddit) and went back to the front of our store. Dying.
“What is Maca root good for, David (*Boss*)?” asked one of our employees. Catie and I were pondering the random benefits of some of the ingredients we use everyday. “Complexion” and as he walked by me “and increase sex drive”. I was working on an order for a customer and could not believe he said that. Hearing him say that turned me on so much.
Later on, 4 of us (including the Boss and I) were discussing alcohol in the back and what we enjoy drinking. I openly stated I prefer tequila, he said he just bought a really nice bottle and showed me on his phone. I don’t remember what I said exactly, because I was in the heat of the moment socializing, but I nonchalantly said if he ever needed someone to enjoy that bottle of tequila with to let me know. I laughed and played it off as a joke, I definitely couldn’t look him in the eyes after that one, but I could see a huge grin on his face. I walked away and continued on with my work day.
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Part 3 coming soon!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ptl16s/i_want_to_fuck_my_boss_pt_2_mf