About Tendi
Some stupid parodies of Star Trek Lower Decks. I remembered having them around after the latest official “Tendi is Mistress of the Winter Constellations” plot, gave a quick cleanup, ready to post now. Enjoy!
1. Tendis Birthdayparties, Fight Club RULES
1st RULE: You do not talk about Tendis Birthday Party.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Tendis Birthday Party.
3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the fun is over.
4th RULE: Fuck as often as possible
5th RULE: Fuck as many as possible at a time.
6th RULE: No shoes, no condomes, no dildos.
7th RULE: Fun will go on as long as it has to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at Tendis Birthday Party, you HAVE to fuck.
2. Tendis first party
Did I ever tell you about Tendis first birthday party?
Orion females can somewhat control their pheromones but under stress they might sweat out pheromones unwittingly. Sure, with training they can use controlled pheromones to control people. but uncontrolled pheromones make people just uncontrollable sex maniacs.
To avoid accidential group orgies Orions use a simple suppressor drug twice a day.
At academy Tendi once confused her suppressor with a stimulant drug. Thats bad but controlable.
Then she boarded a shuttle with a dozend class mates for a ten hour flight. Thats worse but controlable.
The last straw had been when her class mates gave her a surprise birthday party in mid flight and a nice chocolate creampie.
She really didn’t want to but she unintentionally blushed.
And when Orions blush orgies ensue. Always. Even more so in a small closed room with no windows and a stimulated Orion around, her glants ripe for weeks with potent pheromones.
She literally clouded the passenger room turning the world pink for everyone.
In embarrassment she snarled “Fuck!” and the doped passengers dutifully replied “As you command!”.
Within seconds Tendi lost her clothes to her class mates, every hole fingered or fucked, every intimate or inappropiate spot of her skin was licked.
Even so Tendi NEVER WANTED to be that kind of Orion she always knew how to BE that kind of Orion. She took care of her buzzed fellows by taking control, ordering lines and groups to do as she bids. Do as she likes. Do as she enjoys.
For the rest of the journey she continued to sweat out pheromones which her mates rewarded by creaming her inside and outside in chocolate-jizz creampies, champagne and lots of body fluids.
The hit of the party was eating chocolate-jizz creampies from freshly fucked pussies which later became an inside joke as the Tendi-Pie.
Those who waited for their Tendi turn satisfied their pheromone lust by fucking, licking, wanking, shlicking, jizzing and orgasming with each other. Position 69 between all species and genders, they even invented a new 639 position incorporating a multisexual Metamorph, Reverse and Forward Cowgirls and Cowboys and after someone replicated the Kama Sutra even more daring positions.
Passengers and Crew members took their turns over and over again until the shuttle arrived hours later. Nobody was able to walk straight for a week, the shuttle required a level 10 decontamination. Some charges were filed but Tendi singleassed managed to put them down with some wet back door deals.
Urban Legend says that shuttle still smells of Tendi and strangers often join the storage room for a quicky.
She enjoyed every moment of it, best surprise party ever!
Since then Tendi gets several surprise birthday parties a year.
You can easily tell former party guest when they address Tendi as “Mistress of the Winter Constellations” and talk about the “delicious Tendi Pi”.
3. Boimler and Tendi share a Pie.
Boimler and Tendi were collecting bio samples on a lush beach world when The Cerritos had to leave orbit for a couple of hours. Mariner messaged Boimler that he should ask Tendi about preparing Tendi Pie for breakfast.
When he did Tendi gave him a sly smile, tensed her glants a bit, and Boimlers world turned pink. As you might have expected he lost his virginity that day and Tendis snatch got creamed with hot baby juice until the sun was high in the sky.
The next morning Mariner beamed down and asked how the Tendi Pie was going. With Boimler still knocked out Tendi confronted Mariner why she dared to talk about the Tendi Pie in front of Boimler. Mariner just laughted it of and told Tendi she likes her Tendi Pie fresh.
Tendi couldn’t argue with that and leaned back and spread her legs. And so Mariner got a steaming hot Tendi Pie made from fresh virgin juice served right from the oven.
It is great to have friends who prepare breakfast for you no matter the costs.
4. I’m not even that kind of Orion.
CANON STORY S2E03 with different endings:
While playing pool with angry Nausicaan Mariner has to let Tendi step in for her:
Nausicaan [scoffs] at Mariner “An Orion? She will use her pheromones to cheat us.”
Mariner [gasps] at the Nausicaan “No, she won’t! Oh, thats is just such a messed up thing to say.”
Mariner whispering to Tendi “But, like, could you, you know, just juice it a bit? Just a little.”
Tendi yells shocked at Mariner “Of course not. I’m not even that kind of Orion. I can’t believe you’d even say that.”
OFFICIAL ENDING
Mariner tries to calm her down embarrassment “Just checking! No, no, no. You got this. Take a shot.”
ALTERNATE ENDING 1
Tendi whispers to Mariner “my juice would put you under my spell too. I don’t…”
Mariner whispers back “Shhh, I always wanted to be under your spell, sweatheart.”
Tendi smilingly whipes a tear away and tenses her glents with might.
ALTERNATE ENDING 2
Tendi whispers to Mariner “I already did or why do you think you are winning and the drinks are free?”
ALTERNATE ENDING 2
Tendi silently snarls at Mariner “Shut up Bitch, I told you not to ask your mistress for love in public.”
Mariner looks down in shame “Sorry my mistress. Please make the Nausicaans your loyal subjects so they can punish me accordingly.”
Tendi grins “Good Point, Bitch! Lets get ready to juice them hard!”
A giggling Mariner clings to Tendi and licks her neck while Tendi lets lose her subjugation magic while laughing evilly, tensing her muscles and glants.
Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/pojwx1/tendiship_startrek_parody_comedy_mf_orgy