Sabine and I? Part 1 – [MMF] [PUBLIC] [QUICKY]

Inspired by “Camille Jones vs Fedde Le Grand – The Creeps”.
Your comments to my questions can decide if there is a part 2 and what it will be about.

Hello fellow readers, I am interested in your opinion. My name is Georg Offenbach, I usually take the bus to work. And there’s this gorgeous brunette… but I think I should start from the beginning.

I’m in my late thirties, stand slightly aboce six feet, work as a graduate engineer for a manufacturer of large construction vehicles in development and 3rd level support, keep myself physically fit without being a muscle man, my neat short haircut shows the first grey hairs, am happily married with two great kids. We were able to afford our big house with a large garden and pool thanks to an inheritance, the debts from the renovation will be paid off next year, the house is in a remote, quiet village, but we only have a small car and my wife needs it to drive the children to school.

So I take the free company bus to go to work. This is the first stop of the bus so we have to be at the bus stop already at 5:45am. And by “we” I mean Mike from assembly and Sabine from the secretary’s office.

The Summers of Munich – 1. The Fate of Petra [MF] [Nudity] [Masturbating]

The Summers of Munich

1. The Fate of Petra

I alway wondered about the rather tame world behind porn. Like “Oh my god, we can not be seen nude outside, we will get arrested”. Or people calling the police when they see someone doing randy stuff. Hiding nudeness behind curtains. Fear of punishment, high fines and maybe prision.

This is not the case where I have grown up and currently live, the city of munich near the alps. And thats one reason I will never ever move back to Corpus Christi, Texas, where I was born and where my grandparents lived.

And I am going to tell you my stories. Most of the stories are true but I took the liberty to add some spice and right in the middle of the story I will turn it into a fantasy. Feel free to guess where the facts stop and where the fiction starts.

Tendiship [startrek] [parody] [comedy] [MF] [orgy] [mindbending]

About Tendi

Some stupid parodies of Star Trek Lower Decks. I remembered having them around after the latest official “Tendi is Mistress of the Winter Constellations” plot, gave a quick cleanup, ready to post now. Enjoy!

1. Tendis Birthdayparties, Fight Club RULES

1st RULE: You do not talk about Tendis Birthday Party.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Tendis Birthday Party.

3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the fun is over.

4th RULE: Fuck as often as possible

5th RULE: Fuck as many as possible at a time.

6th RULE: No shoes, no condomes, no dildos.

7th RULE: Fun will go on as long as it has to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at Tendis Birthday Party, you HAVE to fuck.

2. Tendis first party

Did I ever tell you about Tendis first birthday party?

Orion females can somewhat control their pheromones but under stress they might sweat out pheromones unwittingly. Sure, with training they can use controlled pheromones to control people. but uncontrolled pheromones make people just uncontrollable sex maniacs.

Ahsoka slips [starwars] [parody] [MF] [creampie] [sillyfucking] [domination]

Part 1. The original nameless IRC-story about Ahsoka screwing Anakin in the shower

Anakin: Snips, why are you riding my dick?

Ahsoka: Opsi, I went for the showers and slipped.

Anakin: And you keep slipping on my dick over and over again?

Ahsoka: Aw its getting more slippery every second

Anakin: … Ahsoka you definitly need to improve your movement on slippery ground…

Ahsoka: …

Anakin: …

Ahsoka: .. am I improving Master Skyguy?

Anakin: … ah, yes, you are doing great you are close to graduating…

Ahsoka: …

Anakin: …

Ahsoka: Ah Sick – did you just cream my snatch??

Anakin: … hold on, still on it…

Ahsoka: No shit, I feel it Master!

Anakin: …. ah, that was impressive! You did great. Thanks for the marvelous training. Please get dressed and join the meeting with the ambassador in five minutes. No time for showering.

Ahsoka using the force: Tell me what was on your mind when you just pumped me full with your jizz?

Anakin: I was thinking of Padme wearing a Wookie costume… oh crap what did I just say?