[FM] Started pubes shaving business. Redditor is my first customer.

I went on my local subreddit and posted an ad for a made up pubes grooming business that I’d just started. To a drunk me that seemed like the funniest prank ever. It amused me so much I went to bed in a fit of hysterics.

Next morning I woke up to 2 reddit notifications. One saying I was banned from the subreddit and another for a chat request from a “Auld_edjit32” (username changed)

Turns out he had taken my ad seriously and was so glad he’d neglected his nether regions for a while after a nasty brake-up. Now he gets to hire my services!

Now I was super nervous. I’d never shaved a testicle before. What if I accidentally cut him! That reminded me I didn’t even have a razor. I borrowed one of my next door neighbour, a sweet old octogenarian who asked for it to be returned without being rinsed off.

I clicked on AEs profile half expecting it to be blank but to my surprise he’d used his real porn account. There was a verification video of him writing his username on his cock, a photo of his passport and loads of sexy ASMR videos. I messaged him my address asking him to drop by that afternoon before proceeding to rub one out with his ‘protacol scraping asmr’ playing in the background.

He looked way hotter IRL than in his passport picture. He had the nicest eyelashes ever. I pulled him in and told him to take his pants off and sit on the toilet. “Lid on or off” he asked and laughed at his own joke. A little too hard if you ask me. He sat on it with the lid off.

He had soft dark brown pubes that contrasted with his undercooked chicken looking complexion. Got me a little wet.

“Nice cock” I commented on his 7 incher. “Than That’s what my Ma used to say before she died” he replied.

I started shaving him, very careful not to cut him. He seemed to like it, he was rock hard now. I’d finished around his cock and was shaving the balls.

Now, I have a thing for barses. A barse fetish you can call it. I gave it a little lick, couldn’t help myself. A stray pube hair made its way down my throat. I started to violently try and cough it out. He tried fishing it out with his fingers but they weren’t long enough. So he asked if could try with his cock.

I agreed to let him ram his 7 incher down my throat. He fucked my face until he came. I swallow. Hair, cum, everything. My mouth was now riddled with even even more pubes so obviously it wasn’t out brightest moment.

I rinsed the hair out of my mouth and his cock and dried it off. He put his clothes back on and asked if he could paypal me the money. “Cash only around here” I told him but he hadn’t any. I had a good mind to kneecap him but I agreed to let him leave his motorbike helmet behind (it was one of those with the cameras mounted on top, sort of suspicious maybe he was recording us) and bring the money.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/pjs80d/fm_started_pubes_shaving_business_redditor_is_my