So, it’s a running joke with my buddies that I punched WAY above my weight when I landed my girlfriend. (They’re right, I’m very lucky.) Shes a legit 9/10, is going to school but models swimwear on the side, and is cool as hell to boot.
Last spring, a few days after I introduced them to her, I started getting randomly texted the 😃 emoji by my buds. That was code when we were in college for “stay the hell out of the room for the next 15 minutes”. Didn’t really understand why they were suing it now, and when I asked what was up and at first they would just say, ‘Having a good day, that’s all”. But I’d usually get them from all five of my friends within the same window of an hour or two, once or twice a week. It was clearly a joke, but I wasn’t getting it. And then it clicked… they were texting me shortly after she’d post a new pic. And the code meant they were jerking off.
The funniest part? She noticed the string of emoji-texts on my phone one day and asked me what it was about. Lying about it seemed ridiculous, so I just straight up told her. She started laughing so hard I thought she was going to pass out.
The next time she posted, the caption was a “😃”
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/pj3mzi/fmm_my_buddies_text_me_every_time_they_cum_to_my
Good friends rarely come by, especially the ones who let you know when they wankin’
~ George Bush prolly
I’m glad she took it light heartedly and spun it into a funny rebuttal!
Next time you have sexy time with your girlfriend, group text the lot of them with 😀.
You need to put a ring on that finger of hers, pronto.
She’s a keeper. Great attitude. Give her an honorary 😃 for me.
I love that she and they all have a great sense of humor. Also hold onto this one :)
I just saw that pic of your gf and yeah. I understand your friends.
Saving this! Very hot. Hope this escalates somehow 🤷♂️. Can’t wait to hear and hopefully see more.
Hot and funny! Like your gf appears to be.
😀
😃
From the comments, I take it there’s a pic somewhere?
Sounds to me she’s more like 10/10 rather than a 9…
Sounds like a cool chick…hope it lasts !!!
She’s a rare one send her an extra 😀 from me
More stories?
Lol about the last line..
That’s a level of wholesomeness I was not expecting here. Wow
😃
Wow good for you thats she so cool about it. Definitely a keeper 👍
We need a link to her social media too so we can spank to her..
Hahaha, that poor dude realizes every single guy in his “friend” group wants to fuck his girl and discuss it between each other regularly and he thinks its funny?
Especially as she now knows too,she will be getting hornier and hornier at the fantasy of being fucked by them sll together.
Just a matter of time until she either picks one of them to fuck behind your back or maybe they justget you so wasted that you pass out (or know you out by surprise) and just inches from you, your girlfriend will be filled by all their cocks and pumped full of cum for hours. Even if you wake up in time you can just lie there, looking up at your best friends shoving 2 dicks in each hole while she begs them for more, her cumcovered body glistening and you’ realize, you cant trust nobody but yoself.
Seriously,your mates dont respect you, you cant trust them. Dont let them be alone with her or in texting contact eiter or you will regret it