Yes, you read the title right…
It was earlier today, around 4 pm, I woke up (I was being a degenerate staying up playing games) and went into my bathroom. I picked up my “medication” bottle and took a pill. I have no clue why I didn’t put my glasses on first but when I put them on, I read “Viagra” on the bottle I was holding. Now, I have viagra because I got it as a gag-gift for some stupid (COVID Safe) party I went to and just never decided to throw it away. It also doesn’t help that the bottle is the exact same size and shape as my medicine bottle.
About 30-40 minutes later my gf walked into our room as I was laying down on our bed just on my phone, I hadn’t told her what had happened yet, but in hindsight I probably should’ve. Anyways, she plopped down on the bed next to me and rolled over to cuddle next to me. She started to rub my chest and move her foot up and down my thigh. I told her to stop but she didn’t because she likes being a little tease. I told her to stop again but I realized it was too late. I was rock solid and I just slapped my forehead telling myself how much of an idiot I was, while Nikki (gf) was sitting there looking super confused.
I came clean and told her, and she bursted out laughing. I told her to just get on with it and she undid my pants and, something seemed off. It looked like my dick was bigger but I couldn’t tell. Nikki went off and grabbed a ruler and measured it, and it was, it went from 5.5” to 6”. (PLEASE TAKE NOTE: Viagra does not make you physically larger, I got hard again like two hours after the viagra had stopped and I was back down to 5.5” so I think it just made me harder than I’ve ever been before) Nikki decided to take advantage of this so she started doing her thing while I sat there on my phone just trying to ignore the situation.
After about 10 minutes of her just blowing me, I noticed that it felt like I didn’t have a boner anymore. But I was very wrong, I had gone numb. I was so hard that it had gone numb. And then I came in Nikki’s mouth and feeling rushed back, and it felt super weird, like I came and when I stopped cumming, it felt like then I came, if that makes any sense. Like it felt like I was cumming after I had already shot my load. It was one of the weirdest feelings of my life. So she went back to cuddling next to me and I just waited for my homer to go away. Then, I had finally realized. This thing isn’t going away for another 4 hours. The best part? I was supposed to go to the doctors today. Yeah there is now possible way I’m going to the doctors with a stuffy, especially when it’s a female doctor, I do not want to be called a creep or a r*pist. So I have been stuck in bed all day because I’ve been lightheaded from my boner.
If you have a question on what it’s been like, ask away!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/pg6rzc/23m_fm_i_accidentally_took_viagra_instead_of_my
You need to be careful with that. Honestly you don’t have to worry coming to the hospital being judged. You should see the shit I’ve seen. You won’t be called a creep or a rapist, but you will get some quality care for your dick.
When I first go my prescription I was told to only take 50mg. I had to break a 100mg in half. One weekend the gf was over. A couple of drinks and feeling frisky I went in and took a pill, not half a pill the whole 100mg. Well, they tell if your erection last longer than four hours to call your doctor.
It lasted a day and a half. We fucked on the couch, on the bed, against the kitchen counter in the morning, in she sex swing in the basement. While doing it on the steps coming back upstairs she hollers “That’s enough already, I’m getting really sore. Do I need to take you to the hospital?”
Well I walked around with a boner the rest of the day. No way I was going to the hospital like that.
That was about 15 years ago. She is my wife now. We laugh our asses off every time we think about it. And always tell that story when Viagra comes up in conversation. Especially if someone asks does that really work?
Break your pills in half kids.
The only part of the story I don’t understand is why you don’t respond to advances to you GF. Like why tell her to stop when she wants to fool around?