The [f]irst time I got drunk on dick

Hi all, my now ex-boyfriend and I posted some stuff about our sex life on Reddit a couple of weeks ago but it turns out it opened one hell of a can of worms and he got extremely jealous so one thing led to another and now I’m single, oi oi.

It turns out posting about my sex life and the comments I received made me hella horny so I thought fuck him I’ll post what I had wanted as it was originally drafted when we were writing together and get off thinking about you all reading it and you never know I could just be that slut on your street you never knew about 🤤💦

Firstly, a bit of background. My (now-ex) boyfriend, Dan (26) and I (Sophie, 25) had been together for a little over two years. He’s a little over average height, but well built with deep brown eyes, a shaven head and a bit of stubble. Oh and a nice ass (not to objectify him 😉). I always think he looks a bit like Jason Statham. I’m slim, blonde and blue eyed. While I don’t have a massive ass, I make up for it in the bust, 32Ds to be precise. Our sex life was pretty incredible if you ask me. Having been a long time lurker on this sub we both decided we’d share a few of our stories.

As a little side note, as I’m bisexual and have previously been with women, now that I’ve left Dan I really want to explore this side more having only been with one woman before.

As the story is pretty long, skip to ——— for where the good bit starts.
So I thought I’d start at the beginning. Dan and I met at a mutual friend’s party, neither of us knew too many people there and we were kinda thrown together because, well who wants to take care of the billy-no mates right 🤷‍♀️. We started with a few drinks at the pub and Dan and I were getting on just fine but the conversation was generally small talk and chat about how we knew our mutual friend. Nothing earth shattering… yet.

Our friend had been banging on about this new mini golf place in town ever since it opened so after a few drinks to loosen us up we headed over. Now Dan is pretty introverted but has an interesting air of confidence about him which intrigued me. However, Dan can be a tough nut to crack at first. It was proving to be the case tonight, but as we were paired together I thought I’d take it upon myself to bring him out of his shell and since we were the only two that new each other we could have a good time.

So, a couple of pints down, I thought I’d make it interesting. I’ll be honest, I thought he was really hot and I’d been going through a bit of a dry spell so I wanted to see if I could get things progressing if you catch my drift 😉. I started being a bit more flirty, and Dan had pretty good banter giving as good as he got. Who would have known golf was such a euphemistic sport. So with numerous jokes about shafts and holes, I couldn’t help but want to see more of Dan. So, I proposed a bet. If he won, I’d flash my boobs and if he won I got to see a little more of him.
Dan’s eyes darted from my eyes to my boobs and back again and lit up. He accepted, a bit more confidently than I’d expected.

So to cut a long story slightly shorter, turns out Dan is very good at golf and had been playing since a child and this translates to the mini golf course. Despite my best efforts to put him off and steal a few shots, he comfortably beat me. I’m not gonna lie I was gutted and also, now felt slightly embarrassed and unsure that I wanted to flash this guy I barely knew. I think Dan must have caught this vibe and said that instead of fulfilling my half of the bet I had a choice. Either I flash him and he’d return the favour or he could take me out on a date. As nerves got the better of me, I took him up on the date, quietly happy I’d get to see him again. Not too much happened that night, we went clubbing and there were a couple of kisses but at the end of the night we left it there, exchanged numbers and went our separate ways.

The next morning I woke up to a message from Dan, it simply said, “I can’t believe you were going to flash me last night, slightly regret letting you off 😉.”

I replied, “Play your cards right mister and you might get your wish… and more.”

The conversation got more and more steamy and I started to get really turned on. I started touching myself, telling him exactly what I was doing. But this isn’t what you’ve come for so I’ll just say I had a massive orgasm and let him know the effect he was having. We arranged the promised date and he said he couldn’t wait to see me. I tried to play it slightly cooler but I was just as excited.

A couple of nights later we met at a really nice bar nearby for a few drinks. Dan looked incredible, wearing a nice white shirt and tight jeans. This was the first chance I got to appreciate that fine ass I mentioned 😂🤤. It took no time for the banter to start flowing again but I could tell there was something more to him and our connection. He was so intelligent and I found us getting caught up debating all sorts of matters. I’d never met someone so passionate about the big questions in life. The hours flew by and before we knew it the bar was closing. I lived a couple of minutes walk away, so I suggested we could continue at my place. I did really want to continue chatting but I may have had an ulterior motive in mind 😉.

We slowly walked and talked back to mine. Once inside, I poured a couple of drinks for the two of us and we continued chatting. After a while, the conversation circled back to the mini golf and Dan asked what had possessed me to make that bet after having only known him for just over an hour. I said a few things about having a dry spell and being a bit drunk before finally being honest and telling him I thought he was incredibly attractive and I had hoped he wouldn’t have been quite such a gentleman. I continued that while I was glad he had been, I still hadn’t changed my mind as to what I wanted to see.

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Dan said that as he’d won the bet it only seemed fair he’d get his prize first. It seemed fair and I was more than happy to oblige. So I stood up and then started to do what I thought was a sexy dance slowly undressing. Dan started to laugh, I jokingly told him to shut up and then took off my bra. Dan suddenly fell silent. I asked if everything was alright and he simply sat and gawked before snapping out of it and saying, “Yes, those are the most perfect boobs I’ve ever seen.” I assumed he was joking but he reassured me he was serious before beckoning me over.
I climbed on top of him and he started to grab and kiss my boobs, playing with my nipples with his tongue. My nipples are extremely sensitive so I loved it. I could feel myself starting to get extremely wet but before I’d let him go any further there was a not so little something I needed to see.

So I hopped off him and stripped myself down. He started to unbuckle his trousers but I stopped him. I started to rub his dick through his trousers and could feel he was already hard. I just wanted to tear his trousers off and take him but I decided to maintain the tease. I slowly unbuttoned his trousers and pulled them down so he was just in his boxers. I lightly bit his bulge and stroked it, he let out a soft moan and told me how good it felt. I’d had enough of waiting at this point, so I pulled down his boxers and as I did so I was nearly in the face hit as his dick sprung up.

Now I’m not ashamed to say I’ve been around the block a few times, however, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It wasn’t the length (I’d say Dan I’d slightly above average in length, maybe pushing 7 inches) as it was the girth, I couldn’t even get to close getting my hand around it! I wouldn’t be exaggerating too much to say it was almost as thick as a coke can.

I wasted absolutely no time in worshiping his dick, I spat on it and then started licking up and down it playing with the tip with my tongue. Dan started to let out some light moans telling me how good it felt. I started to pick up the pace with my hand before putting it in my mouth. My god it was a mouthful but I did my best! I know a lot of women aren’t a fan of giving head but I love it, I love seeing a man rile with pleasure as I hold the keys to his happiness in my control. It tasted so good and I started to salivate all over his dick spitting all over it and giving him the sloppiest blowjob I could as his dick glistened with my saliva. I started to go deeper and could feel him pressing against the back of my throat as I tried not to gag. I looked up and could see Dan’s eyes rolling to the back of his head.

Before I knew it though Dan had pulled me up and started kissing me, he then spun me round and sat me down before crawling between my legs. He slowly started to lick around my clit and I felt myself dripping wet. As he was licking my clit I felt him insert 1 then two fingers into my pussy, just slowly at first before picking up the pace. In no time he was hitting my g-spot while continuing to lick my clit. He was driving me wild. I could feel myself starting to build and was begging him not to stop. He picked up the pace even more going really fast with his fingers and as I came I started to squirt all over his face. It was such a huge release, I took over from him rubbing my clit but he still just kept his face there. After the orgasm I slouched down and apologised. He said I had absolutely nothing to apologise for and that he found it extremely hot. I smiled and pulled him up to kiss me. I wanted him so bad.

I could feel his dick starting to rub against the outside of my pussy and I just wanted him to shove it right in. I reassured him that I was on birth control and, provided he was tested, I also was and so I was happy not to use a condom. He confirmed he was also clean and so he slowly slid his dick inside me. Just the tip at first but I feel him starting to stretch me out. He felt so good and my pussy was so wet there wasn’t any need for lube. He then slid himself all the way in. I literally shouted “Fuck”, it felt sooo good. He continued to slowly slide in and out as deep as he could. His dick completely filled me up and felt incredible, overwhelming me.

He started to pick up the pace and I started to rub my clit, building to another orgasm. I came again, squirting a little bit but before I had time to recover Dan had turned me onto my side and slid himself back in. With my legs closed together and pussy around his dick, he felt enormous. I’d never had anything like this before, I was riding such a wave of pleasure as he pounded me that I felt like I’d do anything he asked in that moment.

I felt like I had to get some more control so I took him into the bedroom, and climbed on top of him and started to grind on his dick. Balls deep and completely filling me, while he played with my boobs, I was overwhelmed and started to build again. This time however I could feel a massive orgasm coming on. I started cumming and became so overwhelmed lifting off his dick and squirting all over him again. He pulled me over to him so I was sat on his face and he started to lick my pussy again. I was completely his at this moment and asked what he wanted.

He said it was always a fantasy of his to titfuck someone but he’d never been with a woman who could properly accommodate him. I said I’d be happy to oblige if he could promise to cum on me (I’ve always loved the feeling of hot cum dripping down me). He agreed and so I got on my knees and stroked and spat on his dick as well as my boobs to get them as lubed up as possible. I squeezed him between my boobs just barely able to contain his girth. I started to slide my boobs up and down his dick and could see him mouthing “fuck”. He took over as I held my boobs together. I could see the immense pleasure in his face but I wanted to taste him again.

I put his dick back into his mouth and started to go as deep and fast as I could worshiping his dick. I started to hear him moan and his dick slightly pulsate. Still on my knees with him standing above me I told him to cum all over me. His legs started to shake as he built to orgasm and I kept sucking him. Then suddenly he panted “I’m gonna cum”. Before I could react, a huge jet of hot cum filled the back of my throat. It tasted so sweet but I wanted him to see his cum on me so I pulled his dick out my mouth and jerked him all over my face and tits. At first big creamy ropes of cum (maybe 5 or 6) then smaller spurts. I licked the last of the cum off the tip of his dick and looked down, I was completely covered.

We both laughed at the mess we’d created before he pulled me up and kissed me. We cuddled for a bit before deciding we should shower everything off one another. Dan stayed over that night and we agreed to meet again in a couple of days.

Apologies for the length of the story. I was writing from memory and I’m sure my thoughts have rambled. Anyway, I hope you’ve enjoyed yourself.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/pb7b8q/the_first_time_i_got_drunk_on_dick