“Do you think they’ll upvote this,” I said as I slid the door lock to the occupied position.
“Oh definitely,” she replied, hitching her skirt up above her waist.
I wrapped my hand around her ponytail and pulled her head back against me. She arched her back, let out a moan, and bounced a wicked grin off the lavatory mirror. I ran my hand up the inside of her thigh until I felt her moistening pussy.
“But not if the narrator uses words like ‘moistening,’” she chided.
“Oh got it. Sorry,” I said.
I started to unzip my pants.
“We’re getting close to the part when I have to describe my penis to the readers,” I noted. “Do you think it’s better to do it via exposition or with dialogue? Like…would you be willing to comment about how big it is so I can quote you on a specific measurement? Or would it be more realistic for me to just describe my third leg in first-person narration?”
“I think you’re overthinking it. It’s more important that you describe MY body. Know your audience!”
“Ohhh I see! You’re right, I said as my fingers teased her clit and nipples.
“But describe it like how a guy would, she added,” her hand caressing my still-clothed bulge.
“How a guy would?”
“Yea, guy descriptions for my body. Crude but with a hint of misguided thesaurus usage. You know like…describe my tits as bountiful and fluffy 34 DDs and my nipples as Jolly Rancher suckable.”
I understood immediately. Her body was taut. Pert. Perky. Resplendent. Voluminous. Well-formed. Fuckable. If ever there was a breedable specimen to be bred, it was her. Her body made me turgid and ready to produce cream pies.
“Yes baby, I love how you describe me. Pull out that big thesaurus, daddy,” she encouraged my vocabulary to swell.
And swell it did.
“But to answer your first question, I’ll describe that cock for them” she said as she began to stroke me.
“Good girl.”
“Oh daddy. Is that thing TSA approved?” She said as she glanced down at my member. “It appears to be much more than 4 fluid oz. It has to be at least the size of the 10 oz bottle I had to throw away at security.”
I considered linking a pic for reference. But neither the pictured penis nor the bottle were mine, so I decided not to.
I bent her over the sink while I lined my cock up for takeoff.
“First,” she said, “nice job on thematic puns and references. They never get old. BUT…Don’t use ‘while.’ Use ‘whilst.’ Nothing says hot message board erotica like a good British version of a subordinating conjunction.”
“Sure thing, baby,” I said as I bent her over whilst lining my cock up for takeoff.
I worked up a good rhythm and she was starting to moan more loudly. I imagined all of the nearby passengers who were surely turned on and touching themselves to the sounds of our overheard lovemaking.
Between moans she spoke.
“Babe, you need to keep it short.”
“I thought you didn’t like it when I came too fast,” I said.
“When we don’t have an audience, yes, but we’re working with short attention spans right now. Remember, they still gotta bounce over to r/realgirls or r/ladyboners for a few pumps and then r/sluttyconfessions and then close out with r/NSFW_GIF all before climaxing to your big finale below the sex line. And they gotta do it before lunch break ends or hubby gets home.”
She pushed back against my cock, and continued.
“Remember, you’re competing with the highly fappable 75-word sex summary “I banged my Uber driver and THeyr’e dad [MF] – pics included🔥📸”
I agreed and slid inside her.
And with that, sex started to happen. I hit enter a few times and added the obligatory string of emojis to help draw attention to the ensuing boning
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👍👇👇👇👇
Big hot sweaty mile-high TSA unapproved sex jettisoned cum into dat pussy.
(this is where you can orgasm)
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👍👆👆👆👆🔥🔥🔥
“Oh you filled me up so good daddy,” she gasped.
I let my body weight push us both onto the sink.
“Now remind them that you gotta end the story here but if anyone is interested in a part 2, maybe you’ll write one if they liked it.”
“You’re so good at this baby,” I breathed into her ear as I slowly pulled out of her. “But what about the title?”
“You gotta go big to rise to the top,” she said.
“You mean something like ‘The time I bred her at 40,000 feet’?” I mused.
“Meh…That’s for amateurs. Go with—-“
A flight attendant banged on the door. Busted. Sounds like a threesome story for part 2 is on the way!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/p4t9sp/mf_34c_had_34dds_i_fucked_and_wrote_erotica_in_an
Very creative and unique!