Whilst I get the food from the delivery man, I can hear the sounds of movement in the background and I smile expecting the table to be getting sorted. That was my first mistake of the evening. I was hoping for a nice Chinese takeaway with my boyfriend but of course, Darian wasn’t going anywhere.
I give him a glare and a gesture to get out but he just shrugs it off. It is his house I suppose, well it is my boyfriend’s actually but he is living there so kicking him out would be rude. But still, this is supposed to be a date. I grumble internally before stopping as I look at the table. It’s this tiny thing only suitable for two people.
“What happened to the larger table you used to have?” I ask and Sam jumps in to explain how they hardly ever have people over and when a family was asking for help at the church they donated it. My heart melts. He is such a sweetie.
That’s when Darian takes one of the seats at the two-person table and I realise the predicament. My Sammy isn’t feeling good so I cannot sit on his lap and I don’t think he can sit on mine.
There is only one real solution and it seems Darian is aware of it too as he pats his lap roughly. The shorts bunch around his…. well his thingy in such an obscene manner that I flush but the big man just laughs. “Plenty of room for you on here girl” he rumbles in that deep voice. I open my mouth in shock but before I can say anything my boyfriend is there. Ever the peacemaker.
“Go on sweetie. You take the other chair. I’ll share with Darian.” he offers selflessly. A lesser man might be ashamed to do such a thing. Homophobia is rampant in this world but I suppose they share such a close bond anyway that it’s almost a bromance. I kiss him gratefully on the cheek before sinking onto the other chair.
As for my boyfriend, he looks hesitant for a second and then climbs onto his roommate’s lap. He keeps looking at me, silently asking if this is alright I suppose. Or maybe checking to see how I am reacting to this intrusion to his date. There’s nothing we can do I suppose so it’s just a case of trying to make the best of it all.
I almost wince though to see him so uncomfortable. For a brief moment I had forgotten about his hurt and to see him shifting so uncomfortably almost makes me regret not sitting on Darian’s lap myself.
“So how did you hurt yourself, sweetie?” I ask as he continues to shift and try and find that comfy spot.
“I, um, wrestling” he manages to say out before Darian grabs a couple of chips and puts them in Sam’s mouth. He looks me in the eye as he does so and I am reminded just how tall he is. He can look over my boyfriends head when he does this even though he is on his lap. Sam looks so small in comparison.
“It’s my fault,” he says and my attention is torn away from Sammy eating the food from the black man’s fingers to the man himself. “I wanted to teach him self defence.” He grabs another chip and dips it in the sweet and sour sauce before bringing it to my poorly boyfriend’s mouth. It is times like this that I am reminded of just what a hero he can be. He may be a foul-mouthed thug of a man sometimes but he is all sweetness inside.
“Brazillian jujitsu is a wonderful martial art. Especially for someone like Sammi here.” He rumbles as my boyfriend licks up that small bit of sauce off of Darian’s fingers. “He’s weak and short. He doesn’t have the reach but if he can get him down onto the floor then it’s a matter of skill.” He explains in that deep voice as he continues patiently bringing food to my boyfriend’s eager mouth.
I frown as he disparages Sam’s height and size. It’s not his fault that he doesn’t want to be some muscle head or that there are violent people in this world. He continues blithely. “So we’ve been practising. Practising hard and as often as we can get away with it. That’s how the injury happened. I had him on all fours, a standard move as he was turtling up. I shifted my weight onto him and so he needed to spread his legs to distribute that. I’d been waiting for that and quickly thrust through his guard… I was possibly a bit too eager and forgot to account for his relative lack of experience. But we are getting there. I tell you this girl, by the time I am done with him he’ll be an absolute champ down on the floor.”
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/ov1bv7/mm_my_boyfriend_is_his_roommates_sidepiece
Part 1 can be found here
https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/oufofy/mm_my_boyfriend_is_his_roommates_sidepiece/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Looks delicious