I’m an airline pilot on one of my many layovers. Usually I’d be at the bar flirting with girls or chasing flight attendants but Covid has me spending my layovers by myself in a hotel room. So tonight I figured I’d share a story of what can go on up in the cockpit flying across the country.
I was cruising across the country looking out at one of the many flyover states chatting with the other pilot when we decided we wanted to take a bathroom break and stretch our legs. So I called up the flight attendants and asked them to set us up so we could step out. They did and a few moments later one of them stepped in and I hopped out.
I chatted with the flight attendant that was guarding the door for for a bit as I didn’t need to use the lav and just wanted to stretch my legs. Mostly I was talking up my First Officer as he had a thing for this FA so I was doing my best wing man impression. After a couple minutes of talking him up I called up front and we swapped places. After setting back in my seat I turned my attention to the FA that was up there.
I asked her how the passengers were behaving and she just went off about it. Seems like that particular group was equal parts needy and noncomplient. She got pretty worked up about it too gesticulating around as she ranted about all the rude and inconsiderate people she had to deal with. When she finally took a breath I told her I said she sounded like she needed a drink.
I’ll never forget her response, she turned to me and said “What I really need right now is to get fucked.” This coming from this mousey little woman who was in her early 40’s and looked like she should be a school teacher. Naturally was more than happy to oblige her but I knew she was a lesbian from flying with her before. I told her if she was welcome to take a ride but she kinda scowled at me. Then she got a look on her face like she just had an idea and said well I’ve got a better plan.
She pulled the jumpseat which is an extra seat in the cockpit out and sat on it. She slid her butt forward so it was just on the edge and then pulled her pantyhose and panties down around her ankles and started unbuttoning her dress. After undoing about half of them she slid a hand in and started playing with one of her breasts while the other moved between her legs. She started masturbating, her hands moving slowly at first. Her left hand alternating between squeezing her breasts and pinching her nipple as her right flicked back and forth across her pussy. She kept this up for about three minutes before her legs started twitching and she gave out a silent moan.
The whole time I just sat there watching, pitching a massive tent. When she finished she sighed and said “I REALLY needed that.” Slightly lost for words I replied “I can see that.” It’s around this time the other pilot called to come back up front so she quickly got dressed and put the jumpseat away. She opened the door and let him in, then turning as she left said “Hey thanks for letting me hang up out here I really needed it.” I smiled and said “Hey! Anytime I’m up front you’re welcome to take a break.”
She did too. Over the next couple years I flew with her a few times and she’d come up front ranting and raving about this and that while pulling out her seat. Still talking until she had her legs spread and was going to town on herself. A few times she asked me to masturbate while I watched which I did gladly. Something about people watching her really got her going. Sadly I’ve since left that airline but stories from friends that are still there tell me she’s still up to her old routine.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/orh18h/m_what_goes_on_behind_closed_cockpit_doors_2
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