Getting Dirty at The Accounting Expo [MF][MF]

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I know what you’re thinking, there’s nothing sexier than an accounting expo. Nothing that gets the men hard and the ladies wet like number crunching. And if you don’t think so, you’re wrong. Nerdy accountants get as hot and slutty as any other group when you put us together and this expo was no exception.

Rewinding just a bit; while trying to fill an open position at work, I interviewed two stellar candidates. You don’t need to, but you can read about Kelly [here](https://www.reddit.com/user/TheIndigoSquid/comments/mzuezj/training_the_new_hire_kelly_mf/) and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/okdqun/fucking_kelly_the_new_hire_in_my_office_after/), but before we hired her, there was another standout that I still cannot stop thinking about. Nikki had just graduated from college with a finance degree. We were looking for someone with accounting, but she had better experience and knew everything about Excel that we could throw at her. Being that Excel is 90% of the job, she floated quickly to the top of the hiring pool. She was also fucking hot. Short, curly-haired brunette with stunning green eyes. She had a small, button nose with a cartilage piercing and an adorable face covered in freckles. She had a petite figure, complimented by a decent pair of C-cup tits that she had no problem showing off. I’m a professional, so I tried not to look, but I really felt like she wanted me to.

Her interview with me went well, she had a no-nonsense attitude and a way of cutting through the BS when you spoke with her. She told me, “This is what I’m good at, put me to work and I’ll show you what I can do.” Afterwards she told me to hang on to her number in case I had any other questions. I joked, “Sure, I’ll text you some excel questions at 2 am tomorrow, how’s that?” She laughed and said, “If you’re texting me at 2 am it better be for something else,” I wasn’t sure what to make of that, but then she winked and I think I got the idea.

The only hesitation I had to not hire Nikki on the spot was how much I wanted to fuck her. My brain literally could not parse whether she was the perfect candidate or if I was just thinking with my dick. But I talked it over with my boss and she agreed that Nikki seemed like the right candidate. Before I could offer her the position though, she called the office and told me that she was moving to Houston with her boyfriend. It was pretty sudden, she said, but she told me to keep in touch and text her if I’m ever in the area.

Fast forward a few months and there was a big accounting expo in Texas back in June and my company got invited by one of our vendors. My boss said she wanted representation there, so the company would fly me out and put me up in a hotel for a few days. As it happens it was in Texas, so I told Nikki about it. She and I haven’t texted much. A few times she’d text me something like “Hiiii!” or send emojis to me late at night on Friday or Saturday, but even when I responded she wouldn’t say anything back. A few times I’d see her typing a response, but then she’d delete it and then never end up saying anything. I couldn’t tell if that meant she was interested or just fucking with me. I mean, obviously she liked her boyfriend enough to move across the country with him on a whim, but then why was she even hanging onto my number?

I texted her a link to the accounting expo and asked if she was going. I made it seem really casual, like I had forwarded the link to a bunch of people. She responded, “umm… are you going to be there?” and I let her know that, yes, work was flying me out there and paying for a hotel in Dallas. She said “Oh good, Dallas is like 4 hours away, no way I’d make it without a hotel.” I hadn’t offered her a room or anything, so I assumed she was going to book a place at the same hotel? I wasn’t terribly worried about it, I didn’t even think she’d show up.

A week passes and I get my hotel and flight info from work. I relayed this to Nikki and asked if she had booked a room. She took two days to respond and just said “lol”. Which, again, I took for “I’m going to pretend to come see you and then ghost you,” which was fine for me. There were bound to be other women at the hotel, no reason to put any eggs in the Nikki basket.

The plane got in around noon and the shuttle got me to the hotel just after 1pm. I texted Nikki to let her know I was here, but she didn’t respond (of course). I checked into the hotel, made myself comfortable in my room, and then went to get something to eat at the hotel bar. So around 5pm I get a call from Nikki, “Where are you?” She asked, sounding exasperated. “I’m at the hotel bar… where are you?” “I just got here and I can’t find parking, oh shit, there it is.” I listened to her park while I ate my burger. “Are you still there?” She asked me. “Yeah,” I told her through a mouthful of burger. I told her how to find me and waited for her to check in.

Only 5 minutes later, I felt her tap my shoulder. I turned around to see her and she looked amazing if not overdressed. She wore dark pants and a suit jacket over a grey, low-cut blouse. I tried not to linger while looking at the blouse and told her she looked great. We hugged and she pulled back to look me up and down. “You never told me it was casual!” She said irritably and gestured broadly at my t-shirt and jeans. “Yeah, the conference starts tomorrow, did you even look at the website?” I asked her, rolling my eyes. It was nice, only two minutes into talking to her, I felt like I was with an old friend. Nikki had that way about her.

“So what room did they put you in?” I asked her after signing for my food. “Good question,” she nodded, “What room *are* we in?” She asked and made a show of scratching her face like she was trying to figure out a riddle. “Well, I’m in 113, it’s just around the corner…” Nikki interrupted me, “You’re not going to believe this, but they gave me the same room…” She held her face in her hands in fake shock, “Oh my god… This is crazy… What are we going to do?” I looked at her, not sure how to respond. After a pause I finally said, “Ok then, let’s go check out the room.” I told her and she grabbed her suitcase and followed me.

I opened the door and let her in, she instantly plopped on the bed and sighed. “Oh my god, four hours in my car, my body is exhausted.” She told me. “Yeah, I can imagine, I had to wake up at 3am to make my flight.” I explained. “So, you checked in first…” Nikki explained to me, “so I guess it makes sense that you take the bed. And I can take the couch.” I was surprised, because I thought we were past the pretense, but I guess not. “We can share the bed,” I told her dryly. She let out a fake gasp. “I cannot believe you! We’re not even married and you know I have a boyfriend… Share a bed, do you believe this guy?” She said bemused to a painting on the wall.

Still not sure what to make of all this, I just went along with it, “Well, if you change your mind, just know that I sleep naked, so just be careful.” She laughed. “That makes all the difference, thank you. I need to take a quick shower, it really was a nightmare driving here.” She turned her back to me and started taking off her clothes. First she took off the blazer and hung it carefully on a chair. She took off her pants and did the same. She started unbuttoning her blouse and looked back at me, “Do you mind?” She asked and I instinctively turned away. I had no idea what to do with these signals, so I just went with my gut, “Well, I have to shower next, so I’m going to get ready to jump in after you.” I took off my clothes, but didn’t make as much a show out of it as Nikki had. I was in just my boxers when I laid down on the bed and turned on the TV. I pretended to ignore Nikki in just her low-cut blouse and panties. She looked at me with a smug smirk on her face before shrugging and walking to the bathroom. Once she was out of sight, her blouse shot across the room and became part of the growing pile on the chair. She left the door open as she turned on the shower and I pondered whether to go in after her.

It was about ten minutes when I heard a noise from the bathroom. It was a giggle and then a small moan. I walked over to the bathroom and peeked in, Nikki had the showerhead off and was holding it against her pussy. I took off my boxers and started playing with myself, watching, making sure I was nice and hard before walking in. Nikki’s knees were nearly buckling as she whisper-yelled, “Fuck!” and I walked in with my dick erect, “Everything okay?” I asked her. She was still half bent-over with her eyes closed, but she was smiling. “Get… .in… here…” She said to me as she side-eyed my dick.

I stepped into the shower behind her and pushed her head further down than it was already. Her ass perked up and I massaged her wet pussy with my dick. Her ass was round, tight, and covered in freckles. She was eager for my dick, I felt her pussy contracting as I rubbed against it. I slipped it in slowly and Nikki moaned “Ohhhh, fuck yessss…” I grabbed either side of her ass and started bucking into her. She was tight, but so wet that I glided against her with ease. It wasn’t long before I was picking up speed. I was surprised at how quiet she was as I fucked her. She moaned, but they were small, sharp moans, “Ah! Mmmm… Ah!” every now and again. I slapped her ass and she giggled and moaned. I started thrusting faster and slapped her ass again.

She laughed again, “Is that the best you can do?” she asked, taunting me. “Get. Fucking. Ready.” I told her. I gripped her waist tight, so that I was pressing into her ribs and bucked with my hips as I shoved her down onto me. Now she was making some noise, “Ah! Yes! Fuck! Yes! Harder! Fuck! Yeah! Fuck! Yeah! Oh-my-god! Fuck! Yes!”

We were both turning red as she moaned louder and louder. I was fucking her as hard and as deep as I could; wishing we weren’t in the shower so I could get some decent leverage. My body was clenched and I kept giving it my all until finally she said, “Oh, fuck don’t stop I’m gonna come!” I kept going strong, fighting the charlie horse growing in my leg. “Oh fuck, oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh FUCK! Ahh! Ahhhh!” Nikki moaned and screamed as her legs trembled and we both nearly collapsed. We were both hunched over and I slipped out of her.

Nikki turned the shower off and got on her knees, she turned around and started pumping my shaft and licking the tip. She was amazing at sucking dick and had apparently just gotten a tongue piercing. She was pumping like mad and it wasn’t long before I told her I was going to come. She didn’t stop sucking and finished me in her mouth. She kept sucking after I had come and now my knees almost buckled. We got dressed and ordered room service and a few hours later we fucked again on the bed.

The next day we woke up and enjoyed a continental breakfast before a fun-filled day of lectures. I won’t bore you with the details of the conference, most of it was informational talks and random speakers. About 50% of the presentations were “How To” talks where it turns out all you have to do to solve all your problems is buy someone’s software. Toward the end of the day there was an open bar, so Nikki and I mingled. She had me sweating though, she wasn’t shy about flirting with other people and a few times I lost sight of her while getting drinks. I found her milling about while some guy leaned up on her trying to make a move. I waited and watched out of her eyeline to see if she’d even try to go with him, but it was clear she was waiting until she saw me to push past the guys and give me a big hug. The guy walked away disappointed while Nikki grabbed hold of me.

We walked back to the hotel room and made small talk. I think Nikki still wanted to look available to anyone watching. It wasn’t until the door shut that she grabbed me and stuck her tongue down my throat. We ripped each other’s clothes off and fell onto the bed next to each other. “I bet you like fucking me in a hotel room, don’t you? It’s like I’m your mistress.” She told me as she climbed on top of me. She grinded on my shaft before letting me enter her slowly. She moved her hips back and forth, grinding in a smooth motion. “Mmm, fuck… I bet your wife doesn’t grind on your dick like this, does she?” She asked me lustily and made a show of tousling her hair and running her hands down her body as she bounced up and down on my dick. “How’d you know I was married?” I asked her. She looked surprised and shoved me. “You’re married?!?” She asked furiously. I laughed, “Yeah, and you have a boyfriend, so what?” I asked her. Mad as she seemed, she was still grinding on my dick while she looked up pensively. “I don’t want to be a homewrecker, I thought I was just cheating with some guy who was almost my boss.” She told me, slowing her motions slightly. I grabbed onto her hips and made her grind faster. A moan slipped through her pouty lips. “Don’t worry,” I told her calmly, “I’m not leaving my wife for you, you’ll probably never see me again.” She wasn’t listening anymore as she responded “Mhm, mhm, mhm, fuck…” and started grinding on her own again.

The next day it was more of the same, continental breakfast, boring lectures, lunch, and then a happy hour. Nikki did the same thing as the day before and wandered off as I went to get drinks. After grabbing the second round I couldn’t find her and decided to keep mingling. The mind games were getting exhausting and there were some good-looking women here anyway. I was talking to this hot, blonde bombshell named Megan. She was dressed in a long, black, zip-up skirt and a frilled, purple blouse buttoned all the way up to the top. She was stacked, but she hid it well. Her long, blonde hair was tied back in a ponytail and she wore thick rimmed glasses, she had a real “hot teacher” vibe that I was really into. We started with some shop talk about accounting and moved into our interests. She was as big a nerd as I am, apparently, and I asked if she’d want to go back to my room and watch Star Wars. She said that sounded great, so we had a few more drinks and then went back to my room.

I took a last look around the conference room and couldn’t see Nikki, I had texted her too, but she hadn’t replied. I imagined she just up and left, it was kind of her style. I thought I might’ve gotten a glimpse of her at the hotel bar talking to some guy, but I wasn’t sure. If it was her, she was drinking and laughing and clearly didn’t need me butting in.

Megan and I got to my room and I connected my computer to the hotel TV and put on The Empire Strikes Back (always gets the bitches wet). She kicked off her purple shoes that matched the blouse and we lay on the bed to watch. I think we made it just past the opening word crawl before we were making out ravenously. Megan hopped on top of me and unbuttoned her blouse revealing some of the biggest tits I’d ever seen. Bigger than Ds surely, just big, thick balloons that I still dream about. She must’ve known she’d be getting fucked tonight because her enormous, milky white tits were strapped in a purple, see-through, lace bra. [Here](https://files.catbox.moe/wu6f0d.jpg)’s the best size comparison in a purple bra I could find. But I swear to god, she looked just like [this girl](https://i.redd.it/1lm8mfljujo61.jpg) just add glasses and a ponytail. She straightened her legs to unzip her skirt, revealing her long, pale legs and purple, lace panties. I was happy to see Megan kept her hair up and her thick glasses on. That combined with her big tits and lace underwear made her look like a pornstar librarian.

My erection was nearly bursting through my khakis and Megan quickly undid my belt and unzipped my pants to free it. “Oo, you’ve got a nice cock,” she told me as it sprung up. She moved down to suck it and I leaned back to take off my shirt and tie. “Keep the tie on.” Megan demanded before going back to sucking. Her tongue played with the tip of my cock like an ice cream cone while her hand squeezed hard and pumped. She seemed to be making sure I was as hard as possible, but I was definitely already at full mast. I let her continue regardless. She looked up at me through her thick-rimmed glasses and I grabbed her ponytail to help her. I didn’t force her onto my cock or skull-fuck her, I just helped along; she knew what she was doing. She spit on my cock and used her hand to disburse the saliva. She gave the head a few more licks before climbing on top of me. My back was against the headboard as she slid her panties to the side, keeping them on as my dick slipped inside her. My dick was so wet, there was no resistance and I felt every ridge of her pussy as my dick slid in.

Megan was confident as she rode me, bringing herself down slow. Her moans vibrated in her throat. “O-h-oo-oh-o-ah!” She moaned as she brought herself down balls-deep. She rocked back and forth, getting accustomed to my 7 inches. I felt the lace panties against my cock as she brought herself up slowly and back down again. The soft friction made my dick twitch inside her. I felt her grip on my dick relax and she looked at me coy-ly through her big black-rimmed glasses. She started speeding up and slamming her pussy down onto me as she grabbed onto my tie, choking me. “Oh-ah! Oh-h-h-h… Ah! Ah!” Her gasps and moans were like nothing I’d ever heard. Her voice vibrated and she gasped like she was hyperventilating.

I put a thumb at my adam’s apple to keep the tie from choking me more. Megan didn’t seem to notice as she tried to use the blue silk tie to pull herself up and down. It was amazing the way she lost herself immediately. “F-u-u-u-uck, y-y-es, b-aby! Ah-h-ha!” She moaned in that constantly cracking voice. She gripped my shoulders and ran her fingernails down my back. “Oh fuck, baby, yes…” I whispered in her ear and she sped up more, moving her grip back to my shoulders. “O-h shit! Yeah! Y-yeah! I’m com-ing! I’m coming!” She yelled loudly, her high-pitched voice vibrating more than ever. She shook on top of me, pressing herself hard onto my dick.

Megan fell off me, still shaking and panting from her orgasm. I turned her over, so she was on all fours. I pulled off her panties and tongued her pussy, tasting myself on her. “O-h-ho! F-u-uck!” Still gasping for breath, she stuck her ass in the air and said, “Cmon b-aby, p-ut it back i-n,” I obliged. I started slow just as she had. “M-mm… B-aby, y-es! Y-es!” she moaned. Picking up speed, I spanked her with one hand while the other gripped her pony tail. “Ah! Ah! O-h! A-h-h-ah! Ah-h-h-h-a!” She moaned as I rammed into her faster and faster. “B-aby! D-on’t St-stop! I’m coming! Oh f-u-u-uck! I’m coming!” Her pussy gripped hard and didn’t let go. She made herself so fucking tight when she came. “Fuck, baby, where do you want me to come? I’m close.” I asked her breathlessly. “Wh-wherever y-you want-t, ju-just not ins-side me!” her voice shook. “Fuck, baby, I’m gonna come! Turn around, I want to come on those tits.” I pulled out and started pumping my cock.

Megan turned around and pushed her tits together in that sexy, purple bra. “Cmon baby, give me that load.” She demanded, her voice losing its vibrato. I pumped harder and stared at those gigantic, immaculate tits. “Please, baby, give it to me,” she pleaded. Just as I was about to come, she moved my hand out of the way and grabbed my dick. With two hands she pumped deftly and squeezed hard. She opened her mouth and sucked on the tip. “Oh shit, baby, don’t stop! I’m coming!” I told her as I sucked my teeth. She used one hand to keep pumping and kept me aimed at her tits. I shot a load in 3 parts onto her chest and she didn’t stop pumping. I watched my cum dribble down to her ample cleavage as my cock twitched in her hand. She put the tip of my dick back in her mouth and sucked to coax any residual cum out of me. I shivered from the sensation.

Megan grabbed a tissue from the nightstand and wiped herself off. She laid down next to me and had me spoon her while the movie we’d been ignoring continued. An hour or so later, we went under the covers and she fell asleep on my arm. It was really quite a nice end to the night and made me think how much more relaxing it would’ve been if I hadn’t invited Nikki. I fell asleep wondering if Megan and I would fuck in the morning too. Hell, maybe I’d extend the trip another day and we’d fuck all Monday.

We were woken up at 2am by pounding at the door. Nikki was yelling my name on the other side and telling me to let her in. “Who is that?” Megan asked, groggily and clearly very upset. “It’s my friend, Nikki. I thought she left.” I opened the door, still in just my boxers and let her in. “Nikki, come in, but keep it down, I have a guest.” She burst in, clearly drunk and giggling. “Just lie down on the couch and go to bed, it’s late.” I told her, trying to make the whole thing normal. “Fine, but I’m *not* sleeping on the couch.” Nikki said and crawled into bed with Megan. Megan looked at her aghast and stood up. “Ugh…” She said and stared at me and then at Nikki, “This is too much for me, I’m going to get back to my room.” Megan said with enough finality that I didn’t try to stop her. She started grabbing her things and getting dressed. “Sorry…” I said awkwardly as she zipped up her skirt. She ignored me and promptly left.

I heard her footsteps fade into the distance before I yelled, “Nikki, what the hell? I thought you left.” “There were some nice guys who wanted to buy me some drinks, so I let them, and then they wanted to hang out in their room, and then… some stuff happened, and now I’m here. No harm, no foul.” She said and started taking off her clothes. “Well you made me look like a real asshole,” I told her indignantly. “Aww, I’m sorry, are you mad?” She asked in a fake, baby voice. “Did you want to punish me?” She asked tauntingly and shook her ass at me from under the covers. I rolled my eyes, but moved toward the bed, not completely immune her flirting, “Oh my god, fuck off Nikki,” I told her. “Okay,” she said. She laid back down on her back and slipped her hand under the covers. “What are you doing?” I asked her bemused. “Fucking off, isn’t that what you told me to do?” She said, biting her lip as she massaged her clit. “You are fucking crazy…” I told her, shaking my head. “No, you are.” She said and threw off the covers and wrapped her legs around me.

I fell forward onto the bed and we started kissing wildly. She nearly ripped my boxers off me as she moaned “Please, please, just fuck me, please!” I pulled off her underwear which was very wet already and climbed on top of her. Despite how mad I was at her, my dick was as hard as ever. Without looking, my dick found her wet opening and I thrust inside. “Oh fuck, yes, mmm… So much bigger than those other guys…” Nikki moaned in my ear. “Jesus Nikki, you fucked two guys?” I asked her, but didn’t stop fucking her. “Ah! Ah! Mmm… Maybe… Ah! Ah! Does that make you jealous?” She taunted and moaned. “Maybe if I hadn’t just fucked Megan.” I told her, smugly, “I can’t believe a girl with tits that big has a pussy so much tighter than you.” I remarked to her in fake astonishment. For the first time, Nikki was speechless. Her mouth was open enough to see her tongue piercing, but no words came out, save for the occasional “Ah!” as I continued to fuck her.

“You fucking dic-” She started, before I started fucking her harder. I grabbed her tits and squeezed her nipples as I did. “Oh fuck! Ah! Fuck you! Ah! Fuck you! Ah! Fucking! Dick!” She was able to get out between her moans; but didn’t seem like she wanted me to stop. Nikki pulled her legs back and actually got her feet behind her head. Her eyes were squinted closed in concentration as I went deeper inside her. “Fuck… Yes…” Nikki moaned as her eyes opened. Gone was the rage of a moment ago, she just looked needy. “Fuck me! Fuck me!” she demanded as I slowed down, but made deeper strokes. “Ah! Fuck me with that Ah! Fucking dick! Ah!” I crashed into her with my full weight and I felt her squeeze tight. With her legs still wrapped behind her head, she stared into my eyes; giving me a look that shifted between anger and lust. After another few minutes of me fucking her, she seemed to have landed on anger. Nikki shoved me off of her and I rolled on my back next to her.

Nikki jumped on top of me and held my arms down. She reached between her legs, grabbed my cock and pushed it back inside her. She was kneeling on the bed, but pushing herself up so she landed back down with an audible thud and slap as she collided with me and the bed. She shot herself up nearly the whole length of my dick, and then crashed back down, balls deep. She came back up so fast, I was worried I’d slip out of her, but she squeezed so tight and moved so distinctly that she never did. She grunted with every movement. “You’re *ungh!* Going to *ungh!* eat those *ungh!* words about *ungh!* that big titted *ungh!* bimbo bitch!” She told me, her gaze shifting between glaring at me and staring up at the ceiling in pleasure.

I cannot express how good it felt. Her tight pussy ran the full length of my cock and then came crashing down with her full 110 pounds. It was like fucking a machine, it was so good. I’m not much of a moaner, but even I was going wild. “Oh, fuck, Nikki, jesus, fuck! Ah! Ah!” I moaned in delight and anguish at the sheer pleasure. “Yeah, baby?” Nikki asked patronizingly, “is this pussy better than that other slut?” She asked. “Fuck baby! Ah! So much better! Ah!” I told her between grunts. She slapped me hard in the face, then gave me the backhand, then slapped me again and grabbed my chin. She stopped moving, “Don’t you fucking forget it.” She said and I nodded, sure my face looked needier now than even hers had earlier.

Nikki started up again and didn’t bother with the taunting. Her head was tilted up at the ceiling in focus and pleasure as she rode every inch of my dick. She was pushing me over the edge. “Fuck, Nikki, you’re gonna make me come!” I warned her. “Mmm… She said with a breathless moan, “Fucking *do* it!” she growled. I came so fucking hard inside that girl, I cannot express in words. I definitely died for at least a full minute. I saw a piercing white light and the face of God, he and my grandmother told me they were very disappointed in me and I nodded in agreement. I fell back to earth, down into my orgasming body where I was more vocal than I’d ever been before. I won’t write the noises, but know that they were plentiful, pleasure-filled, and incredibly embarrassing.

Nikki didn’t seem to mind though, as the last shake of my earth-shattering orgasm passed, she screamed, “Fuck! I’m coming too! Fuck! Ah! Ahhh!!!!” She tried to glare at me as she came, but her eyes lost focus and crossed. I pulled her tight to me, kissed her deeply, and then rolled on top of her without warning, making sure to keep inside her as we turned. I lifted her legs up and with every last ounce of energy bucked into her hard and fast, trying to give her at least a fraction of the orgasm she’d given me. She was so wet from our combined orgasms, there was no friction; I kept mindlessly thrusting while she shouted, “Fuck! Fuck! Oh my god! Fuck! Ah! Ah!!! Ah!” her eyes either rolling back, crossing, or just full-on wandering. She squeezed the sheets and writhed beneath me like she was being exorcised.

When I was finally spent, I rolled off her. We were both panting and didn’t speak for a while. After about two minutes of silence we both said, “Holy shit.” at about the same time. Nikki grabbed my arm and put it over her and I scootched closer to spoon her. My cock was still hard and twitching as it found her equally quivering vagina. Without trying to, I entered her and we both let out quiet gasps. No more thrusting from either of us, and that’s how we fell asleep; me inside her.

I woke up around 10am and called the front desk to ask for a late checkout before going back to sleep. About an hour later Nikki and I both started stirring before lunging at each other. The next 30 minutes consisted of us mounting each other lazily until the other came. Then we showered together, fucked a little more, packed up and parted ways. I haven’t seen Nikki since, but holy shit do I need to get out to Texas more often. She might be insane and she drove me fucking crazy, but I cannot stop thinking about that girl.

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