My wife has been wearing lots of short and floaty summer dresses to take advantage of the hot weather and I told her in bed that I fantasise about her going commando underneath them.
We had a garden party with family and friends at my parents’ house last weekend and in the car on the way over there she dropped the bombshell that she wasn’t wearing any underwear. It was such a turn on. I immediately put my hand between her legs to verify and was almost shocked to be able to slip my finger in her without any material standing in the way.
She told me I had to “make sure she was covered” all day and said it was a very big deal for her to do this for me because she worries about the personal hygiene side of not wearing any knickers, especially on a hot day when things could get a little sweaty. I told her not to worry and enjoy the breeze down there! She laughed and said she’d try.
All day I watched her as she sat in different chairs, chatting to my friends and family members, while her dress rode up to show her thighs and I just pictured her bare vagina under there so close to being exposed. Later on, there was music and she didn’t hold back from dancing around as she usually does at parties. It was intoxicating to watch her and I assumed the wine she’d been drinking was making her a little more carefree as the night went on.
Then a very odd thing happened. She came inside to the kitchen where I was getting a beer, looking all hot and bothered and frantic, and said too loudly “honey, PLEASE tell me the truth, can you smell my pussy?” I said “What???” And she reiterated “My pussy, honey, can you smell it when you’re standing next to me?”
I started laughing but abruptly stopped when I saw my Dad suddenly step out of the walk-in larder cupboard, where he must’ve been the whole time. Thankfully, he was behind my wife, so she didn’t see. He smiled at me briefly and crept back out into the garden, while I more quietly reassured my wife that of course I couldn’t smell her vagina and no one else could either.
A bit later, probably only with the courage of the whisky he was drinking, my Dad came over to speak to me and made a lame joke about hearing somewhere that my wife was having trouble with her pet cat or something. I just decided to tell him what was going on. I figured it couldn’t get more awkward than it was already.
“So listen Dad, she made the decision to go without underwear today, simply as a… um… kind of sexy gift to me. She’s never done it before and would be mortified if you knew. Because she’d been dancing around and it’s been very hot all day, she had the crazy notion that her… um… her um… that her…”
“Pussy”, he interrupted.
“Yes, that it might be a bit sweaty and maybe… um… smelling a bit.”
He laughed and said “but I take it you checked and it wasn’t?”
“Yes” is all I could say.
He swigged his drink and then very surprisingly said “always helps if they’re shaved down there, is she shaved?”
“Yes she is” I confirmed.
He gave another big laugh and walked straight over and asked my wife for a dance.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ooe8b6/my_wife_f_went_commando_to_a_family_party_and_my
I assume we’re casting Eugene Levy to play your father in the movie adaptation?
i bet her pussy did waft out some fumes, maybe she smelled it herself