A couple years back I had a neighbor who loved to ruin all my fun. He was always calling the police when I had parties, yelling at me from over the fence and he even took my dog to the pound cause he thought no one was home and we left him outside! (We got him and the lady explain his appearance and outfit that day to a T)
But anyways. I don’t do hookups at my house. it’s a family home so I wouldn’t bring a hookup inside. He pulls up to my house in a old ass two seater vehicle… this was not what I was expecting.. we were just listening to music and smoking (legally). We ended up making out and I was giving him head. He was about to put a condom on ( I don’t know how he thought we were fucking in that car!) I told him to turn off the car and come with me. We walked around to the side of my neighbors house and I told him “I want you to fuck me right here.”
It honestly felt so good getting revenge on that dude. I know he found the condom. He ended up setting cameras and signs up saying “24 hour surveillance” lol he never knew it was me and I have no regrets.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/o7hupq/f_21_i_had_a_sneaky_link_behind_my_asshole
Oh he knew it was you
You have parties that the cops get called on but its still a family home? Thats pretty baller tbh