[MFF] Back in the 80’s, I went out for beer and things happened.

I’m new to reddit and I just found this community. Love these stories! I went to college in Canada back in 80’s and my campus was an absolutely zoo. I have a ton of stories but never really had anyone to tell them too because I’m a father now and I work a corporate job and I have a reputation to maintain. But now I can finally spill the beans without being cancelled!

I went to a business school on the east coast to study accounting. Pretty safe bet. Back then it was mostly dudes who took accounting and there were no dating apps so in order to meet girls we had to go out a lot. And we did. But this story is one of those random bolt of lightning type nights that I can only imagine would happen back when people could count on some degree of anonymity.

I stepped onto campus as a fresh faced innocent and in one single year became a confident guy’s guy. I was a typical small town kid who had one highschool girlfriend who I’d planned to marry. Like almost everyone in first year university, I got dumped by my girlfriend when I went back home for thanksgiving. It’s a cliche for a reason. But it ended up being a blessing in disguise because all of my new college friends felt bad for me and made it their mission to get me laid at every opportunity. It worked too! That entire first year was just a fun carefree time of partying, hanging out and having casual sex.

All of that experience created a calm, relaxed energy that I carried with me that women seemed to find attractive. I was also tall and not bad looking, but so were a lot of my buddies. It was my energy that women seemed to like more than anything. I found that my self-deprecating, dry humour and good timing would absolutely delight women. To this day I remember that women had this very specific laugh that they would do. They would laugh and their eyes would twinkly and they would usually tilt their head. If I told a joke in a group, I would look to see if any of the women would do that particular laugh. If I saw it, then I knew that I was in. If they also followed it up by touching their hair or neck then it was even more of a sure thing.

Getting back to the end of first year/beginning of summer. Everyone was either in the library studying for their finals or they were finished with finals and partying aggressively. I had just moved into a summer sublet with three other guys with the specific intention of using the house to party all summer. We were all moved in and I decided to walk to the liquor store to pick up some booze but also to check out the neighborhood a bit.

As I was walking it seemed like every second or third house had students either moving in or moving out. I was dressed in khaki pants, boat shoes and a polo because I thought that was cool back then. Polo shirts seemed to make my arms look bigger. As I turned a corner, across the road I was surprised by three attractive young women sitting on their front steps side by side. We kind of caught each other by surprise. So I immediately averted my eyes and saw that splayed in front of them was a bunch of random stuff that they were selling.

They were all wearing short shorts and sandals and I just remember their legs being very impressive. They all looked to be in very good shape. I tightened up and tried to play it off by looking at their yard sale but it felt kind of awkward like two people passing each other in a hallway trying to not be weird.

One of them broke the tension and called out to me, “Hello! Can we interest you in some household items?” I stopped walking and stood across the street scanning their stuff.

“What do you have?”

“A toaster, only one slice works though. An iron. It comes with an ironing board. A stationary bicycle. Some video tapes.”

“What about the clothes? Anything my size?”

“Well, you’re going to have to try them on to find out.”

(They all busted out laughing at that comment.)

“Nah, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”

“Oh come on. You’d look really good in a dress.” “Oh, absolutely. You should try it.”

“I’ve actually never worn a dress.”

“Are you serious? Well you need to try it. It’s fantastic. Very comfortable.”

So I was literally walking down the street minding my own business and in less than a minute I found myself in a game of overt sexual one-upmanship with three very attractive college girls. How can this be real life? It was just a random act of conversational coincidence that we skipped right past small talk and dove straight into sexual innuendo in less than a minute. I could feel immediately that a metric ton of sexual tension had been placed between all of us and none of us knew how it was going to resolve itself. It’s these moments that I remember the most. In just a quick back and forth I knew that something amazing was going to happen.

I wasn’t sure what to do but I didn’t want to seem too eager so I sat back against a stone wall that happened to be there.

Me: Can you hold one up so that I can see it?

The brunette with long hair (Jessica) rummaged around a bit and held up a yellow sundress.

Jessica: This one could work. It ties around the waist.

Me: Can you try it on so I can see how it looks?

Linda(brunette with short hair): You should try it on.

Me: No, I need to see it on a person first. Look, do you want to make a sale or not.

I could hear them laughing and whispering to each other and then.

Linda: Okay, just wait a minute.

Jessica ducked into the house.

Linda and Tina stayed behind and we chatted. They tried to get me to cross the street but I acted like I didn’t trust them. Tina and I used their tennis rackets to bat a tennis ball back and fourth across the street. We had a great conversation. Turns out they were students at the art college studying graphic design and fashion.

Finally Jessica walked out of the house barefoot and tying up the dress. She looked amazing. She did a little walk and twirl as Linda described the dress to me like one of those commenters at the fashion shows.

Me: Do you have any other dresses?

Jessica: You don’t like this one?

Me: Well if I could see three options all at once then I could make a more informed decision. Can you and Tina model as well? It would help me out a lot.

Jessica: If we do, then you better buy one.

Me: Of course.

Linda and Tina picked out a dress each and went inside. They whispered something to Jessica as they were leaving. Now I’m out here alone with Jessica who’s looking like an 80’s dream girl. I start in with some of my trademark witty banter and she is giving me a lot of “I want to have sex with you laughs.” So I’m standing there in my goddam khakis and I’m thinking, this is how European sex movies start. Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher” immediately starts playing in my head. Jessica’s not a teacher but it’s the most sexual song I know so that’s what my brain played.

It felt like thirty seconds had gone by and then Linda and Tina both came out. Instead of wearing sun dresses, they were both wearing bikinis. Check mate. I was completely caught off guard and they could see it. Before I could get my bearings, Jessica had taken a polaroid picture of my shocked face. They all laughed for a long time. Once everyone settled down they both put sundresses on over their bikinis, a process which I found to be extremely sexy.

I had a great time chatting with them. They told me that they were having friends over later and that I should come by. I mentioned that my friends and I were planning to do some day-drinking and that we should combine the two activities. So our parties merged.

I bought the beer and used their house phone to call my buddies back at our house. By this time I was wearing (barely) the yellow sundress that Jessica had modeled for me and my buddies lost their minds laughing when they saw me. It was the 80’s; straight dudes in drag were legitimately funny back then.

My friends brought over some backyard games and we began drinking and having fun. These girls were so beautiful and cool, it was such a great day. Soon, their art school friends started coming over. We soon realized that we were the only dudes at this party. The art school crowd was entirely girls, gay dudes and nerdy straight dudes. Canada doesn’t have frats but that’s basically what we were so to them we must have seemed extra masculine.

As the night went on, the art school crowd started putting on skits. They were really funny and creative. Someone would ring a bell and describe what the skit would be and then we’d all watch it. It happened a couple of times and as things were getting late it seemed like there would be no more skits but then Linda rang the bell. Linda decided to put on a fashion show. She had everyone line up and walk the imaginary catwalk as she described their clothes. It was hilarious. She absolutely roasted me.

After I walked the imaginary catwalk, I was chilling watching the show when Jessica’s turn came.

She was wearing my clothes!

She even put her hair under a baseball cap in order to look more boyish. She looked funny but at the same time I was very turned on. We had this strange intimacy now because I was wearing her clothes and she was wearing mine. I can’t really explain it but whatever sexual tension that was there had now been turned up to ten. My buddies decided to one-up me by putting on the girl’s string bikinis. Goddamn savages.

As the night went on, I started noticing my buddies disappearing. I hadn’t spoken to Jessica in a while as it seemed like everyone at the party wanted to chat with the guy in the dress. But we had been keeping an eye on each other from a distance. At some point I saw her empty her cup and walk toward me to get to the kitchen. As she walked behind me, I put my hand behind my back. She squeezed it hard.

I saw her walk straight through the kitchen and disappear up the stairs. I waited a minute and then emptied my cup and followed her. As I topped the stairs, Jessica was coming out of the bathroom. She was giving me welcoming body language and we started talking. I definitely thought we were going to head into her room but Linda happened to be right behind me and she kind of broke it up.

She came up with the idea of doing a photo shoot with her Polaroid camera. Her idea was for me and Jessica to go into Jessica’s room and every minute, one of us would appear in the door wearing a new outfit. We’d go back and forth with Linda taking Polaroids of each outfit and Linda would score each outfit. We had to change fast though because we only had a minute between outfits.

While Linda was outside waiting for us to reveal ourselves, Jessica and I were in her room picking out outfits. I wasn’t sure how we were going to change in front of each other but as soon Jess found an outfit, she told me to close my eyes so that she could change. She immediately took her clothes off, which were actually my clothes. Half way through, she caught me peeking and told me to turn around. When she was finished, she was wearing what looked like a prom dress. She went from tomboy to prom queen and I was very turned on. I even zipped her up like a goddamn TV show. I don’t remember all of the outfits but these are the ones I remember. I wish I still remembered the score of each outfit:

Jessica: Prom Dress

Me: Bathrobe and Freddy Kruger mask

Jessica: Volleyball outfit with cowboy boots

Me: Bed sheets fashioned as a toga

Jessica: Large Metallica Tshirt, no bottoms and my sneakers

Me: Boxers but holding up a poster of Burt Reynolds in front of me. I dropped the poster to reveal a different poster of Burt Reynolds underneath which I had taped to my body so it looked like I was naked underneath.

Jessica: Darth Vader Mask and her catholic school uniform (really hot but also conflicting)

It didn’t take long before a crowd had formed at the end of the hall and a bunch of people were cheering on our photo shoot competition and yelling out scores.

In Jessica’s bedroom, while she changed, I’d just stand there in my boxers with my back to her, trying to say witty things without being creepy. I’m not sure what I said to her but the next thing I knew she pulled down my boxers and pushed me in front of the door. So for a brief moment the crowd outside saw me completely naked. I rushed back into the room but tripped over my underwear which was around my ankles. Jessica grabbed my boxers and immediately showed them to the crowd outside. I could hear them going nuts. I lunged for them but Jess threw them into the hallway. She looked back at me and was dying laughing. I grabbed a pillow and covered my junk. Outside, Linda yelled “That doesn’t count! Come out and show us your outfit!” At this point I was in full “fuck it” mode. I stepped into the door-frame with nothing but a pillow covering my junk. The crowd went nuts and Linda piped up, “Spin please!” I gave a spin revealing my bare ass and they started chanting “Ten! Ten! Ten!”

I ducked back into the room and Jessica immediately started making out with me. I was naked but she was still wearing her catholic school uniform (lucky me!). While we were making out, I distinctly remember the crowd outside continuing to cheer. They had no idea we were making out and that made it even hotter. Then she stopped.

Jessica: Put your clothes on.

Me: Why?

Jessica: Just do it. I have an idea.

I put my clothes on minus the underwear. She explained what we were going to do.

I stepped into the door frame with Jessica on my back (piggyback style). Her arms and legs wrapped around me. The crowd started booing. I turned my back to them to reveal that Jessica was completely naked clinging to my back. Huge cheer. They started chanting “Ten! Ten!” but then Linda got them chanting “Eleven! Eleven!” At that point Linda declared us both co-winners and shooed everyone downstairs.

In the room, Jessica once again started making out with me, ironically a reversal of before. This time she was naked and I was fully clothed. I’m not sure why but the next thing I knew, Linda was spraying us with champagne. They were moving out so I guess they just had this champagne in the fridge and never used it. It was pure chaos but then Jessica grabbed the bottle and poured it onto Linda’s head. Mind you Jessica was still naked.

Linda finally composed herself and went to the bathroom to take a shower and then it was just me and Jessica in her room. We were making out and she started pulling my clothes off but the champagne was really sticky and gross so she got this devious look on her face and took me by the hand to the bathroom. She knocked on the door and Linda said she could come in. She signaled me to keep quiet and then lead me into the bathroom where she spoke to Linda through the shower curtain.

Jessica: I’m covered in gross champagne can I come in?

Linda: Yup.

Jessica pulled back the shower curtain to reveal the two of us standing there naked. Linda was surprised but also seemed excited and she laughed a lot. I was taking my cues from the ladies so I didn’t make a move. Finally Linda said, “Okay then. Come on in.”

The girls actually just washed themselves at first. I waited my turn for the soap. Once they were done washing themselves, they turned their attention to me. It very much felt like they were using me as a toy or something. Like a play thing. They washed me, putting their hands all over me. They shampooed my hair and then eventually things got sexual. Jessica was behind me reaching around and moving her hands all over my chest and midsection. Linda started to make out with me while Jessica kissed my neck from behind. Linda then licked down my body and went down on me. It felt so comfortable and natural. Jessica pulled my hair and kissed my neck while Linda worked my cock with her mouth. Eventually Linda came up and kissed me. Then she kissed Jessica. The vibes were good.

We got out of the shower and they both dried me off together. They would kiss me in places as they dried me. We had this unspoken energy where everyone silently agreed that I was the star of this encounter and they were here to serve me. Their energy was very much placing me as the alpha in the room. As Jessica was drying herself, Linda got behind me and started jerking me off. So I’m watching Jessica dry her beautiful body and Linda is almost tempting her with my rock hard cock. Jessica then looked me in the eyes as she used the towel to put her hair in that turban thing that girls do. She kissed me deeply and started helping Linda jerk me off. Then she went down on me. Linda made out with me while Jessica went down on me. Linda then joined Jessica and they both went down on me. They were both very submissive and I felt ten feet tall.

Someone started knocking on the door so we had to stop. It was Tina. Linda addressed us, ”Okay, we’re going to have to make a run for Jessica’s room.” We ran for Jessica’s room but then Linda closed the door before I could get there. I could hear them laughing on the other side of the door, meanwhile I’m in the hallway and Tina is staring at me. I’m sure only ten second went by but it felt like an hour. Finally, they opened the door and pulled me in.

What happened next is easy to imagine. We had a lot of sex in a lot of different ways. It was fun carefree young sex. We would take breaks and laugh and smoke weed and then start again. They would do things with me and with each other. At one point Tina poked her head in to see what was happening. Linda grabbed her hand and pulled her into bed with us but she wasn’t into it and scrambled away. We had an amazing two weeks together before they moved away.

This is one of the greatest memories of my youth and it was a completely random encounter. It didn’t feel like real life. It felt more like I was in a movie and just going where the movie was telling me to go. But while it was happening, I knew it was a special night so I made sure to pay attention to every detail. We didn’t have phones back then so I was actively taking pictures with my mind because I wanted to make sure I remembered everything. Even now, thirty years later, sometimes if I’m sitting in a boring meeting, I’ll play those images in my mind and feel a warmth inside. I had other wild adventures in college but this is the one that I remember the most fondly.

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