I’m just a dad who’s working from home in an empty house and it’s given me time to reminisce about the good, old (read: single) days. I thought I’d write down some of my greatest hits to share with all of you. Hope you enjoy.
Before I met my wife, I used to love online dating. It was like shooting fish in a barrel or, better yet, online shopping for women. I used Tinder a lot and all the online dating sites. It resulted in lots of conversations with women, which turned into lots of dates and plenty of encounters. I always knew I wanted to settle down but I also knew I wanted to have as much fun as I could before that, and I knew if I’d know when I met the right woman.
When I was single, my approach was simple: I knew – and still know – that every woman has an inner slut. It was a matter of getting them to show it. Men, listen up: Women are like onions. Keep peeling back their layers and they’ll eventually peel off their clothes. And I also knew that I needed to use my words to start turning women on. Not just send them dick pics. I used my words carefully and wisely. It worked.
I’ve done it all. Public. Private. Pool. Shower. Bathroom. Car. Bars. Restaurants. Ocean. Within minutes of meeting.
I’ll start with one of my favorites.
I started talking to a woman about six years older than me on a dating site. She was beautiful in a girl-next-door type of way. She was on the taller side, light brown hair, full lips, didn’t need much make-up to be pretty. We flirted a little bit through email and took the conversation to text. That’s where it heated it – heck, that’s where it always heated up. We exchanged a few pictures but kept it rather clean, compared to other women. We talked about meeting up for drinks or coffee. I had a firm rule in my dating days: No dinner dates. It wasn’t just about spending the money, but what happened if we didn’t like each other? A drink or coffee gave both of us a quick and easy out.
One Wednesday, I invited her to yoga with me. It was a free class and we could sit in the back, I told her. She declined but we decided to meet up after at a sushi restaurant. I showed up in my Lululemon shorts and a t-shirt right from yoga, and she was in a long, thin dress with a jean jacket because it was warm outside but it was still at night. I had a couple rolls and we each had a drink. Then the rubbing began. Very subtly at first. Knees. Arms. Thighs.
I ate quickly.
Right after we left the restaurant, I pulled her in for a kiss on the sidewalk. It was on. We couldn’t stop making out. Hands wandered. Her ass was perfect. It was a mom-type of ass even though she wasn’t a mom yet. We kept making out as we walked toward her car, which was parked on a side street. We held hands. Rubbed. Squeezed. Touched. I was getting hard and had to adjust because we were in the middle of the street so I took my shaft and put it up inside my waist band.
When we got to her car, she sat in the driver’s seat with the door open, facing outward while I stood outside the car, and we made out. A lot. Eventually my throbbing dick slipped down, out of my waistband and was pressing against my shorts. She started rubbing it through the fabric and eventually pulled the front of my shorts down so my rock-hard cock could spring free. By this point, her legs were spread and her dress was hiked up to around her knees so could get as close as possible. We kept making out as I ran my hand down her thigh to feel her heat just pulsating through her panties. I inched my fingers closer. She was wearing lace. I rubbed my fingers against her heat and she moaned softly on my lips. I slid them to the side and ran my finger along her slit. She was soaking wet. I teased her lips for a few more seconds as she bit my upper lip. I found her clit and began rubbing it gently. Then, without warning, I slipped a finger inside her. She gasped while kissing me. The whole time she was either stroking me and playing with my tip, which, by now, was dripping precum, or she was just holding onto my cock because she was enjoying herself so much.
This might be a good time to add that she was parked directly in front of a bar with a large outdoor patio. And it just so happened to be one of those perfect spring nights so that patio was, well, crowded. People were walking by us on the sidewalk but no one seemed to notice. I kept stealing glances to see if we’d been discovered. But, we hadn’t been.
So, I took it one step further.
While I was still kissing her, I put both my hands on her hips and started sliding her thong over her ass and down her legs. When I slid them off her feet, I put them in my pocket. I scooted her to the edge of the seat so my glistening tip could touch her wetness. She grabbed my shaft again and began rubbing herself with my dick. She moved forward a couple more inches and slid me in. It was paralyzing. She felt so good. She felt so wet. We just sat there for what seemed like minutes but was probably like 5 seconds just to feel each other. I’ll never forget a brisk breeze tickled the back of my neck. I have a thing for doing things in public and being risky but this took it to a whole ‘nother level. I looked over at the bar to see if we were caught. No one noticed. That made the whole thing even hotter. I was fully in her by now and we were rocking as subtly as possible. I’d like to say I lasted for minutes and fucked her senseless but we were so worked up, I lasted a minute or two before finishing inside her. It was incredible. All these years later, it was still some of the best sex of my life.
We caught our breath and said our goodbyes. She drove home with my dripping out of her. I drove home with her thong in my pocket.
I smelled it the entire way home. That night, still intoxicated by what happened, I stroked myself with her thong over my dick and came inside. I sent her a picture and she said she wanted to see me again. We made plans for her to come over the next night because she was going out of town that weekend. We were instantly hooked on doing things in public so we decided she would blow me in my driveway.
She did. And then she had to leave.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/nsvh0y/i_m_had_firstdate_sex_in_a_parking_spot_outside