I met a CrossFit MILF who was absolutely fucking incredible in bed. [MF]

I decided to try out Tinder for the first time to see how it worked and got the basics of it pretty quick. A few accidental ‘Super Like’ mistakes and a few accidental ‘Right Swipe’ when I REALLY meant to ‘Left Swipe’ but overall pretty simple. I started to match with people, but my standard casual approach to online dating was not working like I was used to. I had heard that Tinder was more of a hook-up app and my preference was hooking up, but I wasn’t good at just jumping right to “meet me for a drink.” After a week or so I was on the verge of nixing the app when 80% of the people I would match with wouldn’t respond back and the 20% that did were incredibly boring.

Then, one night, I saw a profile that caught my attention. She was a few years older than me, a CrossFit coach, all her photos were of her working out. Her profile indicated she had kids which I wasn’t really into, but… who cares. I swiped right and matched with her right away. It was late, so I wrote out something to the effect of “I’m just doing some late night swiping before bed so I’m not feeling particularly clever at the moment. I’ll reach out again tomorrow and hopefully we can have a good conversation.”

In the AM I got a response “Hi, how dare you not have some witty line all planned out for me. Ha! Hope you got a good nights sleep. I’m heading to the gym for the morning.”

We started to banter back and forth and flirt in a way that I was comfortable with and enjoyed. We texted a few times over the next few days until one day the conversation shifted gears a little and she mentioned that she was on OkCupid. She talked about all the pervy messages she got from guys on that site. I went looking for her profile and found her pretty easily once I changed my filters and saw that her OkC mentioned that she was interested in ‘Casual Sex.’ I had not gotten that impression from her via Tinder or text so I mentioned that was probably why she was getting creepy messages.

As you might expect that led to talking about her desire for casual sex and how she wasn’t looking for a relationship. ‘Oh, really?’ I asked, well that was good to know and immediately changed my level of interest in her. I was playing coy and trying to avoid meeting her in case she wanted a serious thing that I wasn’t ready for. This was a game changer. The conversation escalated and soon I got a few risque’ photos sexted to me.

Now I was interested. She sent another photo, and another. Things were getting sexier and sexier and now I was crazy turned on. I sent her some pictures back and she was into it. I messaged with her, I’ll call her Samantha, back and forth all the time and finally, one day right before lunch I told her I just wanted to see her. Right then. No more waiting. She was working, but was willing to take a long lunch — so I suggested we meet halfway between her work and mine. There was a spot about 25 minutes drive for each of us, that had a strip mall, a Starbucks, a Walmart, etc. and I figured that there would be a good space to meet in a semi-public area. She was down for it and as soon as the time hit we each jumped in our respective cars and met at that Starbucks.

When I parked I looked around and saw her sitting in her car. She noticed me, smiled, and jumped out to come meet me. “Hi.” She said with a slight southern accent — I was not expecting that, but thought it was cute. She had beautiful hazel eyes, a mess of wavy brown hair pulled into a pony tail, and and she was dressed like she worked in a machine shop complete with steel toed boots. I could see the detail of her incredible musculature in her shoulders, arms, and thighs. I decided, in that moment, that I wasn’t even going to talk to her; I was on a mission. So as boldly as a person can, I strut up, wrapped an arm around her waist, put one hand on the back of her neck, and kissed her hard.

I could feel her melting in my arms as she kissed me back. Our tongues started to dance with one another and my cock got instantly hard. I pulled her in tight so that she could feel it pressing into her six pack and in an instant she had one hand on my ass and one rubbing my giant erection through my pants. All of this at 11:45 am on a Tuesday in a busy Starbucks parking lot.

“Hi.” I finally stopped to acknowledge what she had said after making out with her full-on for at least two minutes. Her hand still lingered on my hard on and I can’t describe how turned on I was. I looked around the parking lot to survey the territory and suggested we park toward the back away from prying eyes. She nodded her head and we moved our cars then she jumped into mine and we picked up where we left off. We made out for twenty minutes and let our hands explore each other as we did. As the time began to tick down on our thirty minutes together I told her that I wanted to see her again. She nodded and asked when. Tonight? She couldn’t; she had her kids. Tomorrow night? Same problem. Tomorrow at lunch? Sure why not.

I looked around and saw that the Walmart parking lot was mostly empty and — obviously — excessively large, so I proposed that we meet there the next day at lunch and she agreed. We kissed a little more then parted ways and I was excited. I had been on a few decent dates in the month or so prior and hooked up with a few of the women, but none of them had made me so eager to see them again so soon — or in such a complicated way.

The next day rolled around and I was distracted at work. Every few minutes I was checking the clock to see if it was time to go meet Samantha yet. Finally, the time came and I zoomed out of there like a maniac. I was a few minutes early and when she pulled up and parked next to me I damn near leapt out of my car to go kiss her. Thirty seconds passed and we were in the back seat of my car making out. Thirty seconds more and she was unzipping my fly and trying to pull out my cock. I gave her the room to do her thing and suddenly her mouth was wrapped around me and she was sucking my dick like I was royalty.

Her mouth was incredible and she was gifted at what she did. She was the kind of woman who absolutely loved to suck cock. She was completely committed to trying to get every thick inch of me into her throat and it was a great way to spend the lunch hour. Unfortunately, I do not cum from getting head (often or easily) so I choose to stop her. Additionally, I wanted to show her what I enjoyed and what I could do for her. I undid her jeans and pulled them down past her knees, wet a finger, then slipped it into her incredible pussy. She was smoothly shaved and she had one of the prettiest pussies I had ever seen in my life.

I finger fucked her while we made out or while I told her how I wanted to eat her pussy. She had a sexy moan that let me know she was enjoying things and I decided I absolutely needed to eat her pussy. I pushed her back onto the seat, got into the most awkward position imaginable, and started to lap away at her cunt. Her mouth opened wide as she watched me licking her and her moans turned into little pants of pleasure.

It was about then that a car pulled up almost next to us and we stopped to assess the risk. They didn’t seem to notice us and just started walking to the Walmart, but we decided that we should probably move our car just in case. There was a semi parked a little way down the parking lot that no one else was near and it had a great shady spot. I told her to stay put in the back seat and drove us to that better location before rejoining her and going back to town on her.

Time was ticking down and we both needed to get back to work, but neither of us had cum yet. I mentioned that issue and she said “Fuck work.” Great response. I slipped two fingers into her and began to aggressively eat her out in the hope of making her cum fast. It worked and she was groaning and thrusting her muscular hips into my face in less than a minute.

“I want to suck your cock again. I want to taste your cum.”

“We can make that work.” I replied as I pulled down my slacks and whipped out my cock fully. I started to pound my throbbing erection as hard and as fast as I could to get myself ready to cum while she licked and sucked on the head. The added sensation was fantastic and she did a great job not taking issue with my fist occasionally slamming into her lips when I got too quick with my wrist. In no time I was ready to cum, told her, and she made a motion to swallow everything I had. She rammed her head down onto my cock and gagged on both my erection and my cum.

When she pulled her head back her eyes were watering but she was smiling. She showed me that her mouth was empty and then kissed me while her hand took over jerking my cock to ensure every last drop was out before I tucked myself away. We made plans to see each other that weekend when her ex had custody of her kids then we parted ways.

Over the next few days we sent naughty texts and photos back and forth constantly. I learned a lot more about her, her sexual history, her interest in women, couples, group sex, etc. She was a dream-come-true; an actual unicorn in the wild. We had our date that Friday — I took her dancing — and that was that, she was smitten with me. When we got back to my apartment that night we immediately went to my bedroom, stripped, and jumped in the shower together.

Her body was almost perfection. Thick muscle everywhere, perfect tan. The only oddity I noticed was that she had, had a botched breast augmentation at some point and one of her nipples was pointing in the wrong direction. Maybe a younger more judgmental me would have cared, but this woman was incredible, naked, and making out with me in my shower. Well, making out wasn’t enough for her; she wanted more. She turned around, grabbed my cock, and guided it into her pussy. I had a moment of concern about fucking her raw, but remembered that she had her tubes tied so there was no risk of pregnancy.

It wasn’t an easy fuck — I’m 6’2” and she was probably 5’2” or 5’3” — but it was invigorating. As soon as it made sense, I transitioned us to the bed and we fucked several times for several hours. We fucked again the next day, and the next. She would disappear for three or four days at a time due to her work, kids, CrossFit schedule, but then we would reconnect and fuck, fuck, fuck.

I had gone into the situation just looking for a good lay, but I was crushing on her hard and one evening while I was deep insider her I told her that I wanted her to be my girlfriend.

“Okay.” She whispered back unenthusiastically.

Then I made her cum four times in five minutes, and that was that. We were a couple.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/nm4xw4/i_met_a_crossfit_milf_who_was_absolutely_fucking