I’m exhausted and horny and literally phoning this in (apologies for mobile formatting,) but I wanted to compile a list of all the NSFW shit I’ve pulled off. Largely, that’s what this account is for, but I mean even more compressed. I’m talking one, all encompassing post. Think of it like a sexual checkpoint, marking my progress, and seeing how far I have to go before I’ve officially explored every facet of my debauchery.
You might recognize some of this stuff from posts I’ve already written. That’s cool. Thanks for coming back. Stay awhile.
A quick description of myself, so that you’re not floundering in the dark; I’m six-foot-two up top, six-point-five down below, about 180 Ilbs, the palest fucking white, with jaw-length auburn hair, and a sparkling sense of self worth. Most days, I’m very happy with my looks, and there are two *very* complimentary celebrity comparisons that I get frequently enough that I can pretend they’re accurate. No, I won’t be sharing them with you, Reddit. My sexual history, sure, but my facial features? Nah.
Anyway, here I go. To date, I’ve…
– Made out with six women. A cheerleader, a makeup artist, an insurance clerk, an actress, a funeral director, and a singer. Once, two of them at the same time.
– Left hickies on three women that *loved* having their necks played with.
– Quickly realized doing foreplay right not only makes it way more fun, but makes women way more receptive to literally anything else you might want to try. Hair pulling, ear biting, trailing fingers, choking, learn it all, my friends.
– Played with six wonderful pairs of tits, A’s to Triple D’s. Left some hickies on those, too.
– Fingered five women until they orgasmed. Once, two at the same time. That was a good day for me.
– Recieved hand jobs from five women, although only one of them ever jerked me to completion.
– Recieved multiple blow jobs from three women, although only one of them ever sucked me to completion. God, she was great with her mouth.
– Eaten out three women, as often as I was allowed to, although I only managed to make two of them orgasm that way. My favorite was when they agreed to ride my face.
– Fucked/got fucked by three gorgeous women, both protected and raw. An Asian woman, a Latin woman, and a white woman.
– Finished in their mouths, on their faces, their tits, their stomachs, their asses, and inside their pussies, the whole ringer.
– Made love to two women. Yes, it’s different than fucking. Sometimes, more satisfying. Sometimes.
– Discovered I fucking love hearing women moan and whimper and purr.
– Tried, like, every position. Even that amazon one. Kept returning to missionary and cowgirl. Never knock the classics, especially if you’ve got a great sex partner.
– Fucked in my own bed, in theirs, in my parent’s, against doors, on tables, in my backyard, in so many cars, on the literal street, in parks, in dorms, on college campus benches, in a cave, on a mountain, in a pool, in a theatre, in a warehouse, and at least two separate houses that I was sitting for.
– Face fucked one woman. Repeatedly. Seeing my dick bulge in her throat was absolute perfection.
– Been tit fucked one woman. Even with Triple D’s it was surprisingly unimpressive.
– Anally fucked one woman. Just, so many fucking times.
– Anally fingered two woman while fucking them. Always got amazing moans.
– Had a FFM threesome. 10/10 would recommend.
– Dommed a woman.
– Subbed for a woman.
– Fucked one woman in cosplay. Another in roleplay. That was less fun.
– Had phone sex, which is infinitely more awkward than Skype sex. Which is also awkward.
– Recieved an honest to God Nuru Massage from one woman. That shit was messy. Fun though.
– Recorded sex with a partner. Not well, but I was busy at the time.
– Tried BDSM. Ropes and blindfolds and suit ties and gags and nipple clamps. Depending on the mood, it was hot as hell.
– Tried dirty talking and degrading and commanding. Everyone loved the dirty talk, but one woman lived and came by the orders.
– Done the whole sexting thing. Never got really good at it, honestly. Always got shy. Kind of practicing to get over that that here.
– Used a flesh light, a cock ring, a butt plug, an anal vibrator, and a dildo.
– Been pegged and finally admitted to myself that I’m bi as hell.
– Double Penetrated a woman by wearing her strap-on over my hard-on. Yes, it felt fucking powerful.
I’m sure I’m missing a few line items, but that’s pretty much it. I’m hoping to write some more in-depth stories about a few of these. Also, yes, I know my numbers aren’t high. I was a late bloomer in the Bible Belt of Texas and grew up in a conservative Christian household. That programming takes years to uninstall.
As for some of the fantasies I haven’t managed to achieve yet, I still want to…
– Have a one night stand. Weirdly enough, I haven’t done that yet. The thrill of railing an almost total stranger appeals to me maybe more than it should.
– Have an MMF threesome. I want to *actually* DP a woman, and then I want the other guy to have a turn on me, too. And maybe me on him. See where it goes.
– Have sex while high and/or inebriated. I’ve only been drunk a handful of times, and high only once. The most action either ended with was a quick smooch, which was nice, but not what I’m going for here.
– Fuck a milf. Or rather, get fucked by a milf. I’ll happily be her boy toy.
– Fuck a black woman. Listen, bed notches don’t increase in value with diversity and I won’t push for it because I’m not here for race/power play. I prefer my partners comfortable and consenting. If it happens, it happens.
– Go to a fucking orgy. I’m not even sure if I want to participate or just watch, but I need that invite, dammit. Someday, when Covid-19 is a distant memory.
Okay. Progress officially saved. Seeing it all written down makes it feel lesser and greater at the same time. Hm. If I think of anything I missed, or if anything needs clarification, then I’ll add it in an edit or a comment. Thanks for following along.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/nkmbgs/saving_my_progress_m_fm_ffm