Keeping it short here.
I was a big dork in high school—got teased, bullied, couldn’t even get a date for prom. In college I found myself, mellowed out, gained a lot of confidence and started having success with girls. By a pretty freak stroke of luck (we were paired up for a class project) I became friends with an absolutely stunning girl—tall, blonde, piercing sky-blue eyes and an incredible figure. She had a boyfriend at the time, but he wasn’t great for her and a few months later we hooked up over Spring Break. And then we started dating. That was two years ago. Now we live together.
So, five years after my high school graduation, we show up to my reunion. I’m in jeans and a t-shirt, she’s in a tight, short, metallic zip-up dress and heels (*DM for a pic). As we walk in, heads are turning, and I’m feeling everyone’s gaze on us. She squeezes my arm, I can tell she’s getting a huge kick out of it, and so did I. Once people realize who I am (I’ve got a much better haircut now), suddenly jocks who wouldn’t have given me the time of day five years earlier are acting like we’d been best friends, ex bullies are glaring at me from dark corners, and girls who’d turned me down are smiling and kissing me on the cheek. And even better, my girlfriend makes sure everyone knows I‘m hers—kissing me, holding my arm, whispering in my ear. It’s petty, but I‘m absolutely eating it up.
We hang around for a few hours, reconnecting with some genuine friends I knew way back. Finally, she whispers into my ear, “Babe… I’m so fucking wet.” We quickly say our goodbyes (lol) and I take her back to our hotel room for several hours of the most intense sex we’ve had yet.
And that’s the story of my high school reunion.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/mwdfvy/mf_i_couldnt_get_a_date_in_high_school_i_showed
That’s awesome dude congratulations you must have been on cloud 9!
Such a great feeling, isn’t it? I was dating a tall, gorgeous blonde at mine. The stares from people who were too good in high school to really talk to me were awesome.
When we got done I sat her in my truck, lifted her dress and ate her until she came everywhere. I figured that she needed to be thanked!
I’d love to see the pic of her
That is a great high school re-union story. Good for you.
Ah isn’t it great when things end well? I always say rude people like that peak in high school and I’m glad you two had fun teasing everyone. ☺️
Your a lucky man who deserves an award for that
Awesome and to see their jealousy too huh?
Good stuff. The visual aid was greatly appreciated as well. I hope you have more stories to share.
We didn’t have anyone as hot as her at my high school’s 5th anniversary grad party but one of the guys there did bring along his paraplegic boyfriend. Was a little different.
Where’s the bit where things get wild?! Brag about your trophy girlfriend elsewhere
And then you woke up…
Seriously what is this brag fest?
Wrong subreddit much?
Good for you!!! and trust me I know the feeling. It’s great :)
Haha thats awesome and a nice revenge on those assholes. Congratz mate!
Nice try, Elon. Lol
This is the greatest come back story I have ever read.
My takeaway from this story is guy had girlfriend who dresses up for him, and he can only be bothered to put on jeans and a t shirt.
Who has a 5 year reunion? And who even goes to thoughs?