I’ll try to keep it brief lol. Last year at college I had sex with this girl I knew socially at a party off campus. I knew we were mutually into each other. Let’s call her Kate. She’s a brunette with a nose ring. I’ll describe her that way. We’d had sex once before. I guess we were fuck buddies.
I didn’t even know she would be there and thought the party was boring, intended to leave…until she came up behind me and was like “hey.” She hung out with me and a couple friends and we got progressively drunker and more stoned–did some coke even–and at some point we were making out on the stairs. I didn’t want to bring her back to my place for several reasons, one being the cold ass weather, so i convinced her to come to this one empty (so I thought) room in the house when the party was dying down. We lay down on the couch and got busy. I was about to go down on her, realized the door was open, shut it, went down on her…the whole time I was giving her tongue Im thinking hehehe we’re totally getting away with this.
She got slippery and clenched up…I’m thinking hehehe this couch is going to be stained and the guys living here will never know when this happened hehe…
And we were both into this, invested in seeing this hookup through on this couch. And I’d just gotten inside her when we heard this voice from the corner that was said “Yo stop!” Some dude had been sleeping in the far corner of the room, just huddled up in a sleeping bag on a futon.
Kate thought it was awk as fuck. I almost burst out laughing. She apologized. I didn’t. We got dressed and left for elsewhere. Specifically her dorm, where we properly fucked.
Not as crazy as some of my other stories but the first one that came to mind today.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/mqts1v/i_19m_banged_a_girl_19f_on_someones_couchand_was