I have a friend to this day that I love named E. She is married and a well adjusted housewife and mother. She was never my girlfriend, but I crushed on her hard and she knew it. She told me we could never fool around because, “…we’re friends.” Cool, only problem was that she was fucking EVERYONE ELSE. This story sticks out to me.
So my friend used to work at a flea market over the weekends. Never knew exactly what she did, but knew she used to go all day like 10am-10pm. There was a guy there that was older than us. We were in high school, so he must’ve graduated a few years before that, probably 20-21. She was a party animal and loved her weed, booze and coke. After closing homeboy would hang with my girl E and shoot the shit and smoke some weed or do some coke.
One day she called me out of the blue. As we’re talking she tells me about this guy “J” (turns out he and I have the same first name). She’s telling me about working at the flea market and how much she likes it. She tells me that she likes this guy named J. I shrug it off because E “likes” a lot of guys. But she tells me that when she tried to blow him she couldn’t do it right.
“So I pull down his pants and try to blow him (starts laughing) and I couldn’t.”
“What your conscience kicked in?”
“(Laughing uncontrollably) No…his dick was too big! I mean it killed my jaw. I couldn’t finish.” (Sidenote she was proud of her ability to finish any guy when she wanted…sucked to be me because “…we’re friends.”)
“Yuck. Too much E. I don’t care.”
“What? I mean the guy has a HUGE DICK. I tried to fit it in my mouth and (makes gargling choking sounds while laughing). I mean that thing was insane.”
“Thanks for the play by play John Madden, but I’m good.”
“Anyway my jaw still hurts…”
FAST FORWARD a month or so. She calls me and we’re talking. She keeps interrupting because she keeps wincing in pain. I ask what’s wrong…
“E, you OK? You sound like you’re in pain.”
“Well, remember “J” from the flea market? Of course you do, (laughing and wincing) you guys have the same name and you gave me all that shit last time we talked.”
“Sorry, not interested in you friend’s dick…”
“(Laughing and wincing) Then you’re gonna love this. I fucked him. His dick was HUGE. IT HURT. (Laughing hysterically) He wanted me to sit on it, and I did but it went all the way in my stomach. I mean OUCH!!! I’m still sore.”
“E!!!!!! I told you I don’t care.”
“Stop making me laugh it still hurts. I mean literally (probably not) he was about 10 inches and it fucking killed me. It was painful and that’s why I’m hurting.”
I was soooooo confused because I was turned on, embarrassed, jealous and mad all at once. I think this was my intro to HotPast. Lol.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/mmvszv/easy_e_mf_was_trying_to_cuck_me