We blamed it on the Thai food [MF]

I had been seeing a girl who was in the US Navy for a few weeks before she was set to deploy. It was almost exclusively a friend with benefits arrangement and it was a lot of fun. She was incredible in bed and fun to chat with during the down time. I normally worked random nights during the week and basically every weekend as I was a server and occasional bouncer. Additionally, I was training in martial arts regularly and the nights I wasn’t working I was getting my ass kicked by someone. She reached out to let me know that she was only going to be around for one more week before she shipped out so I took some time off to hang out with her.

One Wednesday afternoon we went to the movies and saw something terrible. It didn’t matter, it was just a precursor to sex. We went back to my parents house, for whatever reason it made sense to see a movie near me that day, and went straight to my room. No one was home, so it didn’t feel too strange to me to bring someone back for the sake of having incredibly loud aggressive sex in the middle of the day. We fucked twice over the course of 45 minutes or an hour. She was insatiable and the way she fucked she made me incredibly horny. As the afternoon progressed we agreed to meet again the next day, at her place, and I’d stay the night. I went to walk her to her car, but when I opened the door from my bedroom to the main hallway, there was my dad walking up the stairs.

“Hey kids.”

“Um… Hi, Dad.”

“Having a fun time today?”

“Oh my god.” She sounded embarrassed.

“Yeah… pretty good.” I muttered.

“Sounded like it.” He said as he walked away.

It wasn’t quite getting caught, but it was pretty much getting caught. Technically, I think he caught me once before with one of my earlier girlfriends. One New Year’s eve we had heard him walk by the room as we were having sex for the first time. We would pause and just hold still so that no one would hear anything, but we weren’t aware that we had forgotten to close the door… so we were really just putting on a show accidentally.

In any case, she went home embarrassed, and I laughed my head off after she was gone. The next afternoon I went to her place. We had a tendency to have sex multiple times and for several hours in a row so I wanted to capitalize on what little time we had left. She suggested we go get Thai food — which I had never had before — and we headed out for a dinner date before having our fun. She recommended I get Pad Thai since it was an easy entry into the cuisine and I loved it. We found out that there was a bonus side-effect of it making us both incredibly horny.

I know what you are thinking, we were probably already horny for each other, but… Okay, I’ll level with you. That is probably what it was; but we played up on it anyway and blamed the food.

We got back to her house and stripped immediately. She got down on all fours, right there near the front door, and had me take her from behind right then. We continued until we got a few rug-burns on our knees and then transitioned to the couch. She sat down while I stood in front of her and she took me into her mouth sucking away the wetness her pussy had just left all over me.

I stopped her and moved her ass so that it was hanging over the edge of the couch while her head pushed up hard against the back support. I spread her legs apart as wide as they could go and then I pointed my cock straight down and guided it into her. She came in a few seconds and I felt like a god. It was so sexually overwhelming to be holding her in such a crazy-dominant position, watching my fat cock slide in-and-out of her, and then having her shake and cum all over me.

We moved to the bedroom and I slobbered all of her juicy pussy. She always came so, so easily from oral sex and I loved hearing her tell me how amazing I was. She came a few times before I decided I wanted to be inside her again. I held onto one of her ankles in each of my hands and spread them to my full wingspan. I hadn’t seen the movie yet, but I imagine it would have looked like the sex scene from ‘American Pyscho’ — I just didn’t have a mirror set up to admire myself with. Eventually she grabbed her own ankles so I decided to prop myself up — like in a plank position — where only my hands and toes were touching the bed. I started to fuck her like that; with all the weight of my being aiding my thrusts into her while she clamped down on my cock with her incredibly gifted pussy.

It sent me over the edge and I pulled out and came all over her stomach and perfect tits. I remember falling flat onto her after that, smashing my cum into the both of us and trapping it there while I caught my breath. We had a good laugh, then we went right back at it. We were animals that night; at least for a while. We stopped and took a shower together at one point. Relaxed on the couch and watched half of a movie. Then she started to suck my dick again and we fired things back up. All the while we blamed the hormones and insatiable horniness on the Pad Thai.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/min6i7/we_blamed_it_on_the_thai_food_mf