It was 2015, the year I had the most sex. I had just gotten dumped about a week earlier.
I went to a local bar I enjoyed, where I knew the bartender sort of. She was cute. Short, brown hair, thick. It was about an hour before close and nobody else was at the bar. I took a seat and she said “Hey! Where’s your girlfriend?” I said “who knows, she dumped me…”
At that moment, her eyes lit up. I knew immediately she was happy to hear I was single. She said “really? Wow I’m sorry to hear that.” Even though I knew she was bullshitting me, I said it’s okay, and that I was fine (I wasn’t).
We chatted for a bit and she was pretty aggressive with her flirting. It was getting close to closing time. She said I could hang longer if I wanted. Knowing she was interested, I asked if she wanted to come back to my place, which was a quick minute down the road. She excitedly agreed and she gave me two free beers while she cleaned up and closed down the place. I knew it was on.
We get back to my place and she insisted on smoking some weed first. This later would be a bad decision. But right after she said “I am so glad you are single. I’ve wanted to fuck you since I first saw you.” I replied, “well let’s get to fucking.”
She immediately got naked. She had gigantic breasts, and large round areolas. I was a bit surprised with her body, but I remembered she had a 3 year old son at the time.
I took off my clothes and she immediately got on her knees. She said, “I’ve been craving a dick in my mouth for so long..” and she gobbled it up. It was a pretty sloppy and aggressive blowjob. She asked me to face fuck her and I did so for about a minute. I pushed her against the side of my bed and pumped into her face for a while while she was gagging and sucking simultaneously. It was pretty great.
She then bent over doggy style and asked me to fuck her from behind. She also mentioned I could fuck her without a condom, so I put it in right away.
Her ass was pretty big and round. She screamed a lot, and it was clear she hadn’t had sex in a while. Her ass was jiggling so much and I was absolutely enjoying it. Luckily those two extra beers helped me last longer.
I then told her to lay on the bed and to lift her legs back and to hold them. I love this position because I leaned her legs back and fucked her as deep as I could.
She moaned and moaned as I fucked her relentlessly. I was thinking about how amazing it was I was finally single and fucking my local bartender.
I was getting close to climax and asked where I should cum. She said “oh please cum on my tits”
She got down on her knees and sucked my balls while I was jacking off. I then told her to get ready and she held her tits together while I came over them. She moaned and seemed so happy. I then offered my dick to her mouth and she sucked me the rest of the way.
She cleaned up and needed to leave. She thanked me and left. We never met back up, because that break up really did a number on me. But it was one of my most effortless nights of getting pussy ever.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/meu9q3/first_hookup_after_breakup_mf
Why was smoking weed a bad decision if you don’t mind me asking?