So back in the ancient age of early 2019. You know, before the lamest apocalypse ever. I’d just gotten out of a relationship and was looking to return to my hoe ways. So did I download tinder? No! I joined a kik group for guys with big dicks and the women who like that shit I guess.
Scrolling through /r/dirtyr4r, I found an ad that stood out. Looking for folks to join, like I said, a chat group for the endowed and… appreciators there of. This wouldn’t be out of the ordinary except that it didn’t look like it was written by a gooned out basement virgin. You had to apply, there was an interview process, you had to prove you were a real human being, etc. So I said fuck it and applied. About a week later I was in a group chat with people who actually talked, weren’t creeps, and there were even daily themes for the nudes we all would share. I Ended up staying there for a couple months before work got too hectic and I wasn’t able to contribute anymore. It was a great experience and I can’t hype those folks up enough. I’m still friends with a few of them today. Even met a few in real life. This is a story about one of them. Her name is Serena.
Serena joined the group shortly before I left, but we quickly became well “acquainted”. To be fair at that point we were all “acquainted” with each other after having seen each other’s bits on a daily basis, but Serena and I got on exceedingly well. She was adorable and nerdy, with a cherubic face, deep brown hair, a slim thicc figure, and an absolute D U M P T R U C K of an ass. Seriously, if I’m ever handed one of those “You have 30 days to live” diagnosis I’m calling her up and having her sit on my face till I asphyxiate. I’m going out on my terms and it’s that good. Physical aspects aside this girl absolutely eclipses my deviancy. Growing up catholic I can confirm the shit they say about our schoolgirls, but it doesn’t hold a candle to ex mormons. We’ve known each other for more than 2 years and she still surprises me with the shit she gets into. Long story short, that thing about mormon girls and anal is real and this is a story about that.
Serena and I had talked long enough to determine we weren’t sex criminals so we decided to meet up. I made a 5 hour drive to meet her. Every minute was worth it by the time I got there. She met me at the door and we chit chatted for a bit while working our nerves out. She’d just moved into her new apartment and furniture was pretty much nonexistent. I offered to help her blow up the air mattress and we were on each other the second the air pump clicked off. The sex was incredible. It was the kind of sex you have after you’ve built it up for months. Then when you finally get past foreplay you just fuck like animals till you’re both sweaty and out of breath. The sight of her big round ass bouncing up and down on my cock will be forever etched into my brain. I was there for the whole weekend and we made the most of it. We explored her new town, ate and drank like we’d been in a desert for months, watched anime, and fucked like horny teenagers.
The day before I left we were playing Smash Bros while trying to share the same tiny bean bag chair. It wasn’t the most comfortable thing but we didn’t care. The tv was just sitting on the floor anyway. After a minute we got talking about sex (it came up a lot). I can’t remember what exactly we discussed but it didn’t matter as before long she was laid back over that cheap bean bag chair and I was driving my cock into her. God she felt good. I wish I could remember the absolute filth that came out of our mouths, but my brain was so full of lizard chemicals that it’s a miracle I remember specifics at all.
At some point we grew tired of missionary. Fucking on a bean bag invovles a lot of weird angles and its not great for traction. We were just sort of grinding while making out when she got a slight shy look in her eyes.
“You alright?” I panted probably dripping sweat on this poor girl’s face.
“I’m great, but um… ok, do you maybe want to… fuck my ass?”
*Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture plays*
“Yeah I think I can do that” I smiled
Standing, I helped her up and promptly bent her over the bean bag. To be honest with you, I dont remember what we used as lube (thanks stupid sex brain). She’d already soaked me and I’m pretty sure I just spit on it. The bean bag was low to the ground so I had to position myself like I was sitting on a horse to get the angle right. Lining my cock up with her hole I pushed in. Fuck. me. Running. That will never not be an amazing feeling. Insane tightness that just fades into a gentle warm embrace. I braced my hands on her lower back, fingers digging into her soft hips and just stayed there letting her breath.
She took a minute to get accustomed to it and I just sort of relished in the degenerate dirty talk that came out of her mouth. I don’t make a habit of talking myself up when it comes to size. I’m not small by any measure, but as a guy growing up on the internet you learn to stay humble if you’re packing anything less than a baby’s arm down there. God damn though, if I don’t have a praise kink when it comes to my dick.
“Fuck! Just hold on it’s really big” she panted “Ok… fuck me.”
So it did. God damn it felt good fucking her. I can still remember watching the shockwaves run up to her spine every time my hips collided with that immaculate ass.
It was all too much for me after that. Her moans, that animalistic position, the slapping sound of skin on skin, the taboo of Khal Drogo’ing this innocent looking professional woman on the floor of her unfurnished apartment. I growled, bore down, and exploded inside her. I think she came, but she’d already cum before and my brain was in another dimension at the time. All I remember was collapsing on top of her, both of us soaked in sweat and out of breath. I came so hard my balls ached. Absolutely fucking spent.
Serena and I still talk regularly today and get together when we can. In fact we’re trying to get together soon, but it’s difficult in the middle of a pan dolce. If you all enjoyed my hyperbolic writing I’m sure I can dig up more stories from my undeservedly sordid past. Thanks for reading.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/m9jzpr/fm_look_im_29m_not_saying_you_should_have_anal
Wow, love knowing that I’m no outlier with ex-mo’s
Loved the story and your writing!
I need to buy a beanbag!
Excellently written and very hot too.
Mmm pan dolce