Well. Hello again, it is time for another hoe tale.
I got divorced last year after being with my ex for nearly a decade. For the first few months as a newly single, I was very much on some “Eat, Pray, Love” shit. I took my divorce as an opportunity to finish transforming into a bad bitch…I’ve described myself before 5’4, size 6, 36C, curvy but in shape. I have a beautiful face – think “LA face with an Oakland booty.” At 29, I feel and look better than I ever have in my life. I got a new place. Got a big promotion. Overall, I feel great, but something is missing, and I finally figured out what it was.
Dick.
After 8 months of no sex, I was ready to return to the streets because hoe is life. Since I was off the market for so long, I had never been on the apps. It’s honestly incredible to me that you can get dick/pussy on demand. Anyway, I download Tinder and Bumble to start seeing what’s out there. Last week I matched with this guy on Bumble; he’s hot, has a nice body, and gives off BDE. I forgot to message him, so he extended the match twice. That got my attention.
We start messaging back and forth. I’m a pretty aggressive flirter and just an overall sexual person. So we do the normal “get to know” you chat intertwined with some intense sexting. I find out that my new FWB is 35 and has two kids that have two different moms – now, for most non-slutty women, that would be a huge red. My first thought was, “shit…that probably means the dick is bomb. It’s the only explanation that makes sense”. After seeing a picture of said dick, I know my assumption is right.
At this point, we are talking about him choking me while he fucks the shit out of me. I’m sending him pictures of me naked, covered in body oil. We decided to meet up today.
I’m on my way now…naked under my coat and in heels.
Part 2 update tomorrow?
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/m03b99/fuck_being_good_im_29f_a_bad_bitch_my_first
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