I Like White Girls and I Cannot Lie/White Girl got Back (Parody of “Baby got Back”) (mildly racist)

**Song this is a parody of:** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho)

*Two jealous black girls comment on a blonde white girl in front of them:*

“Oh, my, god, Imani, look at that blonde. People think she’s just so pretty. She looks like one of those black celebrity’s girlfriends. Who understands those whitewashed sell-outs? They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, okay? Ugh, I can’t believe she’s got the blue eyes, slim nose, high cheekbones, freckles, soft, porcelain skin, petite figure, long legs, big breasts. And her butt, it looks so big in those yoga pants and just so round, it’s like out there, I mean, ugh, gross. Look! She’s just so white!”

[Verse 1: Sir Snowbunny Magnet]

I like white girls and I cannot lie

You other brothers can’t deny

That when a girl walks in nearly free of melanin

And a butt that’s eminent, you get sprung

Light hair, light eyes, and also her butt is STUFFED

And the yoga pants she’s wearin’ (mmm…)

I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’

Oh, baby, I wanna get wit’cha

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that whooty you got makes (me so horny!)

Oh, and your pale, soft skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie

I’ve seen ’em dancin’

To hell with romancin’

She’s wet, wet

Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette

I’m tired of magazines

Acting like black girls are the thing

Take the average man and ask him this

They would say “no way, miss”

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Is your girlfriend pure and white? (Hell yeah!)

Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that fine, white butt!

White girl got back!

(L.A. face with a Oakland booty)

White girl got back!

I like blondes and redheads

I just want one in my bed

And I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal

Now here’s my scandal

When I get you home, I’m gonna

ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I ain’t talkin’ ’bout Ebony

‘Cause dark skin is meant for men, you see.

Light features are supremely feminine

So my girl must lack melanin

Freckles are a nice plus

But ass and legs are a must

So I’m lookin’ at some rap videos

Darkskinned bitches walkin’ like hoes

You can have them bimbos

My women have to be all snow

A word to the thicc white sistas, I wanna get wit’cha

I won’t cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *moan*

‘Til the break of dawn

Baby got it goin’ on

A lot of simps won’t like this song

‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I’d rather stay and play

‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong

And I’m down to get the friction on

So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)

Then turn around! Stick it out!

Every boy got to shout

White girl got back!

[Chorus: Sir Mix-a-Lot]

White girl got back!

[Bridge: Sir Snowbunny Magnet]

“Yeah, baby. When it comes to females, political correctness ain’t got nothin’ to do with my selection. Black hair? Ha! Only if she’s a Gori.”

[Verse 3: Sir Snowbunny Magnet]

So your girlfriend is Shaniqua.

Got a butt the size of Antigua

Well, so does mine but she’s pretty not muy fea.

My anaconda don’t want none

Unless you’re white n’ thicc, hun.

You can’t tan nor go to sunbathe

You’re beautiful white skin has to stay.

Some white boys play that hard role

And tell you that the PAWGs ain’t gold

So they toss it and leave it

And black guys are quick to retrieve it

So black girls said you’re flat

Well there’s no more of that!

‘Cause squats and yoga pants made your booties thicken

And I’m thinkin’ ’bout stickin’

To the darkskin “girls” in the magazines:

You ain’t it, Miss Thing!

Give me a snowbunny. I want one, honey

She’s worth all of the money

Some knucklehead tried to diss

‘Cause his girls are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit ’em

And I pull up quick to get wit ’em

So ladies, if the butt is round

And the melanin isn’t found

Dial 1-900-WHITE-GIRL-HOTS

And kick them nasty thoughts

White girl got back!

[Outro]

!

Little bit melanin but she got much back!

Little bit melanin but she got much back!

Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/lxceai/i_like_white_girls_and_i_cannot_liewhite_girl_got