I’m here to chew gum and read erotica… and I’m all outta chewing gum.

Don’t know what’s gotten into me tonight but I am absolutely friskier than a cat on a hot stove… okay maybe not a perfect visual there but maybe half of you laughed? That’s a win.

Hey all! I’m Dena. Part-time college student, full-time dork and no time for love. So instead I frequent my evenings doing what I do best: bringing fantasies of mine to life. Unfortunately, because I’m between boyfriends I instead rely on my power of words to breathe life into these scenarios, whether it be a saucy affair, a curious voyeur or an adventurous college student…. I write and make fantasy into reality.

However…

As I’m sure most of us who have tried to massage our own necks have realized: it’s never *quite* as good when we do it ourselves.

Therefore here I am this evening, seeking a likeminded lover of the fine arts that can detail a beautiful setting and paint the countryside with colour… to say nothing of the beautiful people in it. So send me a message! The longer the better, and the BOASTIER the better- that’s right, I just made up a word. Brag to me of your writing talent, I wanna be pleased and have a fine writer at my disposal to make my fantasies into reality.

In return, I promise to be both your slutty little muse, AND your annoyingly funny companion… hopefully the latter, depending on your sense of humour!

Looking forward to your envelope!

Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/lold3g/im_here_to_chew_gum_and_read_erotica_and_im_all