Good morning, evening whatever time you class 1:30am on a Sunday as,
I’m currently sat here 6 beers deep, trying to cope with what the fuck is going on. But before i start I’m going to say a few things.
I write the way i write to help me personally collect the events in my head, So, i will write you all a lovely story and at the end we have a nice heart to heart. Agreed? Good.
No i still haven’t fucked James.
Ok let’s begin with the shit-show.
I left you all on Monday, Me and Becky wanted to see each other again but I daren’t risk a run in with Sue so Becky came round to my place on Tuesday evening after work. Before i get too far, Throughout the week i was still talking to Jess and James, Jess and me have been active on texting and Snapping, nothing sexual just purely friendly. So i thought…
Becky arrived at my house wearing the tube top from our first encounter and a pair of grey yoga pants that emphasised her amazing arse. Pretty sure i cried when i saw her. She barely entered my house before jumping on me wrapping her strong legs around my waist, our mouths attacked each others. Our whole sexual encounters were often wild but lets continue. I carried her to sofa, i began kissing down her neck, she let brief moans of satisfaction, i continued to work my way down, I gently tugged her top down revealing her perfect breasts. Like a baby i attached onto her nipple, gently running my tongue in circular motions whilst gently sucking. She was gasping and moans with every tongue movement. I made to give each other breast their fair share but i was hungry, Hungry for her lush pussy. I quickly slid down her pants, and dove straight it, targeting the clit like i usually do, she gasped as i locked on, only for me to slide 2 fingers into her tight pussy. I thrusted my fingers deep but i wasn’t here to mess around. I slid off my shorts and grabbed my tip and slammed it deep into Becky. I could feel her leg shake violently as i entered. I didn’t allow her to settle before going fast and hard with my thrusts. Constantly screaming my name with every pump, one hand on the sofa stabilising myself the other stroking her clit as i thrust into her. Marely a few moments i feel her walls tighten around my shaft, her breathes somewhat stops. Seconds later she lets out a deep moan with her pussy juices rushing down shaft, Her legs visibly shaking.
I pull out and sit down on the sofa, She swiftly flips around to straddle. She guides me back into her and begins to grind me with deep thrusts (I find girls grinding rather than riding so much more better)
After a few minutes she tires and i can feel her reaching her second orgasm, I’m close myself. So i just go hell for leather, i wrap my arms arounds her waist pinning her to me and begin to thrust up like a jackhammer. Her moans were glorious, she quickly reached her orgasm at the same i did, Our bodies cummed simultaneously. Standard “arrrgghhhh” occurred.
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There you go you dirty people. Now for the real gossip, My life is fucked lads and ladies. Fucked. Like seriously.
Nothing happened Wednesday, I went to work, Jess text me constantly nothing out the blue. Becky had work till late.
Thursday, Becky came around again, We fucked, grabbed a Maccies, then fucked again.
Friday,
Me and Becky fucked again (Wow what a surprise!). I was really enjoying myself, i felt on cloud9 all week. I was keeping Jess at arms length as usual. However on Friday her text demeanour changed. It was our usual banter and gossip. She started asking me personal questions out of the blue, Even asked me about Becky.
“What’s up with a Becks?”
“Uhh, We are just enjoying each other”
“So you’re not serious?”
“i wouldn’t say that, its too early too say but I’m loving it”
I quickly changed subject back to Peaky Blinders. Crisis avoided? Well…
Saturday…The Big one
Saturday morning and afternoon i was just doing shit around the house, Cleaning etc. James was coming round at 7. To be honest i wasn’t worried at all, i just kind of assumed he just wanted to see and have a close chat. Skip forward he arrives, we order Chinese. Speak about Rugby, the lads, Warzone antics etc for a good hour or so. We eat and chill to watch some tv. Around 10 he turns to me. Prepare yourself for a ton of dialogue, I’ve replayed the conversation in my head 100 times now.
“Ben”
“Yeah?”
“Think me and Jess are drifting apart”
“what do you mean? As in your breaking up???”
“No. I just… I don’t know mate. The past couple of months have been so different, I’ve been so busy with work and whole dynamic has changed. I still love her and still want to be with her but i feel like she doesn’t feel the same.
I’ve tried talking to her about it but i just couldn’t bring myself to do it. I Don’t know what to do mate, I’m stressing.”
“Fuck James…That fucking sucks to hear man. I thought you were great. I think this pandemic has fucked everyone up man.
It’s just a small phase you guys will get through it like always”
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“No Ben, This is different I’m telling you. She’s been especially off with me all week.”
“You haven’t spoke to her?”
“No…”
“well i think you need to grow some fuck bollocks and speak with your lady bro. Seriously. before you both go too far.”
“I know…I know… But”
“No But James, fucking finish your beer and go speak to her. Voice your concerns and then fuck the love back into her” (I chuckled when i said that for reference)
“You’re right”
He finished up his beer, we hugged and he went home. Obviously, i fucking celebrated. Bullet dodged. James is going to go home, speak with Jess they are going be great and get back to loving each other. So i went and hopped on some warzone. Fucking fragged some motherfuckers for a few hours. I check my phone around 11, Nothing but texts from everyone bar James and Jess. Success.
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Around 12 I’m chilling in bed browsing reddit, I was reading this guys story about his neighbour who blackmailed him, got super into it was a fucking banging story, but my enjoyment got cut short by the sound of someone trying to kick my fucking front door down. I rush downstairs in nothing but my boxers ready to fuck this cunt up, I swing open the door and standing in front of me is Jess. Barrelling with tears and holding 2 bags. As I fully open the door, she drops the bags and jump at me hugging me, burying her head into my chest. mumbling and crying.
“Jess…Jess what’s wrong”
“We’re over Ben…We’re over” she barely mumbles into my chest.
“What do you mean Jess???”
“ME and James are over, I told him everything, I’m sorry Ben.”
If you all saw my face when she said that. I wish I saw my face in 3rd person view because i bet it was a special sight.
I grab her bags and walk towards the living room.
She’s just standing behind me crying.
“Ben i love you!” She yelled at me
“Jess…I think you need to go to bed and we speak tomorrow”
“I love you Ben, Didn’t you hear me!”
“Jess, tomorrow.”
“YOU DON’T LOVE ME BACK DO YOU!”
I drop her bags and grab her into a hug
“of course i do Jess but please, we will speak tomorrow. You need to get some sleep”
I let her go and she disappeared up to my room and passed out in my bed. I’m sleeping on the sofa tonight…
Well Lads and Ladies, its been nice knowing you, I’m expecting James to come round any moment and murder me. If he doesn’t what the fuck am i supposed to do. I finally get with Becky and are loving life. Then my long time friend breaks up with my best friend and comes straight over to me and says she loves me.
Don’t even know what to say when she wakes up, I love her and care about her but things were going so well with Becky. FUCK ME. I’ve drunk too much so getting in my car and doing a runner right now is out of the options. Do i ring James? fuck knows. I’m just going to back to reddit and my beer.
I wont go to bed till like 3am so quick replies and comments are needed… If I don’t post again its been a good run. But I’m trying to remain calm. Hey I just wrote a fucking reddit post about this all so i must be chilled…
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/lom50v/i_fucked_my_best_friends_gf_sister_f_mum_f_within
Holy fuck that’s messed up, hope you get outta that shit
I mean whatever you do don’t bang Jess. Becky will never get over it. Chasity belt and sleep in the garage if you have to… good luck
Wow, this is better than the Young and the Restless.
Everybody is going to know by morning your screwed might as well take Jess and run
Can you let us know whereabouts you live so that we can follow the news and any murder cases in your area? Thanks and good luck!
Good luck!
UpdateMe!
Oh wow
Dude lmao, what a shitshow honestly. Take care of yourself out there and update us when you can. The prospect of fcking James is unlikely but jokes aside, hope everything is not a war there already.
When you do talk to James just say you banged his sister not his mum and gf
I’m more into this story than I realised, I wanna know more..
Hmmm well you’re royally screwed. I agree the blackmail story is a banger by the way
Wow this is tough! I dont know James but the fact that his relationship was failing anyway might palliate you fucking his gf… but then you pretending you didn’t and all when he needed you as his best friend makes him fee even more betrayed. If I was James I would feel betrayed and depressed like never before. Dont know if you guys can go back to normal.
I feel like avoiding Jess is the best you can do, maybe grab Becky and move states or smth, good luck man
Seriously need to fuck James mate
Fuckin oof. That is all
You better knock boots with Becks one more time. But in all seriousness you need to talk to James. You and Jess made a huge mistake, but if you have any respect for James you need to own it and talk to him.
Damn that Jess girl is annoying?
Doesn’t matter, had sex. You could also go with [the Shaggy Defense](https://youtu.be/T_x6QmuJdms).
Memes aside, fuck. My first instinct is to be like “deny, deny deny” but in this case, you gotta come clean. You banged his wife, man. Now I’d leave the mom part out of it, but be straight up that you’re interested in Becky. Jess is probably feeling alone and vulnerable right now, that’s why she glommed onto you.
Get some sleep, don’t fuck Jess, and talk it out in the morning. Good Luck, wear a cup.
You haven’t fucked James, but he’s gonna royally fuck you…
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Neither can we break Jess’s heart nor fuck her
Leave tom before Jess wakes up and reach out to James
Explain him your shit avoid Jess till then explain James what happened what’s Jess after and why you’re guilty and you like Becky
Do not mention sue or James gonna screw you
I already figured out that Jess matter is gonna come out one way or the other
Let’s not try to ruin things between Becky and you
Then first get the beast calm get James calm first after that’s done
We can stop avoiding Jess tell her gently that u don’t love her make her fall in love with James cause I believe she didn’t have enough sexual pleasure and when she got it from you she fell for you so whatever you do even fuck sue again but do not I repeat do not fuck Jess. (Also don’t fuck sue mothers are strict no no it’s like noob master 69 appearing at your house after fucking) remember what Chadwick Boseman said we do not fuck mother’s here we don’t do that here no. But yea Becky fucking is alright although till the matter settles I don’t recommend you go anywhere near her cause she won’t be happy seeing you fucked another woman.
Also if for whatever reason his mom blurts out then you are screwed badly
So I recommend you actually tell him the whole clean truth cause then he will kill you multiple times if that comes out
Men don’t forget easily if you don’t explain properly so coming clean and heartfelt guilt sometimes does the trick.
!remindme 7 days
Shit, tell him the truth about Jess, maybe he will forgive you and eventually understand it
UpdateMe!
Holy shit. What a fucking tough spot to be in. Good luck. I hope we hear from you again, and not from a hospital bed.
“So I went and hopped on some Warzone. Fucking fragged some motherfuckers for a few hours.” If it’s the last thing you do, just glad to hear you were fragging out, brother.✊?
Come clean to Becky about Jess. Keep that relationship solid. She might be able to help you smooth things over with James.
If that doesn’t work, then go to Sue and make a deal. Trade her more sex for telling James to go easy on you.
Whatever you tell James will get back to Becky so that’s going to suck. “Hey Becky before we hooked up I fucked your brothers girl and after we hooked up I fucked your mom”. Good luck.
Of course you love Jess but you are IN LOVE WITH BECKS. Jess will go from loving you to hating you in 0.5 seconds flat. And she will tell James EVERYTHING to get back at you so book 2 plane tickets to that island, 1 for you and 1 for Becks, ditch your phones and live happily ever after. Batten down the hatches in hurricane season! Also pray to God or something Jess isn’t pregnant. Good luck my man!
Just don’t ever fuck Jess again, and try to blame Jess when tell James
!remindme 5 days
Shit bro not sure if you remember my last comment with possible opinions on what to do but this is pretty much the worst thing that could have happened. You are absolutely fucked. I think you need to have a good long sit down with yourself and choose whi you actually want to persue either Becky or Jess because by the sound of it you dont know and that’s a problem bro.
Personal opinion go for Becky you had a good thing going
Jess seemed like it was more of an accident
Yo imma be honest with ya….. YOU FUCKED UP BAD!!!!!!! My advice would be to apologize to James and do whatever you can to make things better with him. GET JESS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE….. I DO NOT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT MAGIC POTION UR USING BUT JESS AND THE WHOLE OF JAMES’S FAMILY IS IN LOVE WITH YOU ( im just waiting for james to tell you he is gay and that he wants to fuck u as well) NOW THAT U’VE GOT JESS OUT GO STRAIGHT TO BECKY AND RELIEVE UR STRESS……… ( if u know what i mean ? ) good luck…….
Both this story and the neighbour blackmail are bangers, loving it.
You are gonna HAVE to fuck James
You know, more than one of my friends have referred to my life as a human dumpster fire… Between knocking up my last boss, nailing a friend’s baby momma, knocking up an 18 y/o student from one school while I worked at another, my last fiance leaving me for my best friend, just being a pervy piece of shit in general… But damn dude you got it BAD! I think no matter what you choose to do you are rolling the dice. They are ALL gonna know everything soon so you can either choose Jess and cut and run or (try to) choose Becky and do a shit ton of damage control… If that family is a big bag of crazy like it sounds then choosing Jess may not be the worst idea. If you still wanna try to be friends with James and/or wanna choose Becky you can attempt to salvage the situation by calling the one time with Jess “a moment of weakness”. Fucking his sister (especially as often as you have been) has a pretty decent chance of distracting him enough to not murder you and makes it more believable….
Then there’s the third option… Go for broke and try to wrangle yourself a three way with Jess and Becky. If you gonna die, you’ve already gone big, may as well shoot for the stars!
All else fails, I can tell you ain’t from USA, cut and run, there are plenty of places to hide here in the backwoods of Tennessee and the ladies love British/Aussie/Kiwi/Irish accents (I’m judging this purely on your use of the words mate and arse, lol). Good luck friend!
What to do?
Apologize profusely to James and drown him with enough alcohol he gets over it, marry Becky, and don’t tell anybody you’ve had sex with your new mother-in-law. Jess is just globbing onto you because it’s a way to break up and keep a hold on the life she’s known for ages; she’ll find her own feet eventually.
A legend once said ..
“GREAT SEX COMES WITH GREAT DRAMA”
You’ve damaged your friendship with James forever
It’s times like this American senators book a flight to Cancun. Good luck or buena suerte.
you need to go comfort james. and then bang him for the set.
She’s an adult who made decisions she is going to have to live with. Once and done, you regret the entire thing, feel so bad you banged his sister a ton of times to work it out and his mom because she’s a horny old broad. The mom can keep a secret. No one needs to know.
The real thing is to protect what you have with the sister. He’ll come around. She may not like the timing but it was before you hooked up with her.
The only real fuck up was banging Jess, imo. Now, should you have also banged Sue? probably not, but you and Becks weren’t really a thing yet so fair game. Now that you and Becks are sorta turning into a thing, I feel you should stay exclusive to her.
Back to Jess. She needs to know there are different kinds of love and that you love her, but more as you love a close friend or a cousin or something, not as in love-love like lovers.
If you didn’t tell her after your romp with her that you regret it, then you’re an idiot because you should have done it as soon as you were feeling the guilt of betraying James, your best friend. She’s an idiot for stewing in the feelings, letting them grow and dropping it on everybody, rather than talking about it. You can’t just have something like that happen then just ignore it and hope it goes away. You and Jess should have talked it out waaaayyyy before this all blew up because now James know, so he might tell Becks or Sue…or both even, and now you’ll have lost all of them, except maybe Jess, I guess.
However, if you do go on to pursuing a relationship with Jess it is doomed to blow up because the circumstances of it starting is…rough. You’ll wake up every day with her and know that you’ve basically stolen your mate’s girl, and the guilt and self resentment will fester and grow until THAT TOO blows up. Then you’ll be left all alone with nobody there for you. No Becks, no Jess, no Sue, and no James. You and Becks have basically been waiting for eachother for a long time, from what I can tell, and is really the only safe option here moving forward.
As for how to manage things with James so you don’t lose your best friend? I’m not exactly sure that it is possible. Jess catching feelings for you, it seems like it is something that started before you banged her. And if not, then it’s not really a love, but more of a…very strong infatuation maybe? The biggest problem is that you betrayed James trust, and there’s nothing you can do to fix that. If he and Jess do get back together, then you can’t be around because he’ll know that you guys banged, and be stressed about if you guys are going to do it again. Hell, it will go on to any other relationship down the line. He’ll know that when you told him to go “fuck the love” back into Jess, that you told him that to his face KNOWING that you had fucked Jess. There is no way I can see that he’ll welcome you back into his life as he did before. That bridge is burned down and cannot be rebuilt the same.
I’m honestly not sure what the best course of action is. I know you fucked up. You know you fucked up. All you can do now is own up to it and admit that you fucked up. Especially to James and Jess. It might help if they see your posts about it to show that you’ve been struggling with this situation and needed advice, but I’m not sure how much help that’ll be. Jess definitely should have known better as well. She hurt nobody but herself in this situation, and so have you. I’d be afraid Jess would do the same thing to you if you did get with her after this, as my rule is to never date a cheater, because they’ll do it again, and again, and again. The fact that it was with you has got to be the worst thing that can happen to James.
My ex cheated on me, and it was some of the worst pain I’ve ever felt. If it was with my friend, let alone my BEST friend, I couldn’t even imagine how much that would hurt. I really don’t think you’ll be getting your best friend back after this.
What a horrible friend you would be to do that & brag about it.. there is no bro code in humans anymore..
Do let your other friends as well to stay the fuck away from you. If you can do that to your close friend. You can do that to anyone.
!updateme
!remindme 5 days
James came to you like a Bro and you played dumb, now he knows it was you that came between him and his girl. He will never forget that. He see you as a back stabbing D bag.
You fucked his girl and then lied to his face! he made forgive you for one but not the other.
OK, so first off, letting Jess in was a mistake
You need to talk to James, tell him Jess came to you with relationship issues, just like he did, and you made a one time, stupid mistake, and jess has taken it waaaay further. You didn’t shut it down to spare her feelings, you didn’t tell him to spare his.
Tell him you’re sorry
Ask him what to do because you don’t want Jess and you don’t want to lose your friend
Chuck Jess out first thing in the morning. Just because you fucked her doesn’t make you her hotel.
The only way this works out is by burning Jess, she’s a fucking psycho. If James tells Becky or Sue then it’s pretty likely your chances with them go out of the window too
Chuck out Jess, call James. Take the shouting, take the hate, let him get it out, then call Becky and come clean. It’s pretty clear you’ve fallen for her, and if she thinks she’s just another lay you’ll lose your chance with her
Good luck man.
I hope you update this cliffhanger!!!
Dude go talk to james. It will be hard to face him.but i am guessing he will appreciate later you talked to him.
!remindme 2 days
A. You are definitely fucked. Never should have banged your friends chick, but can’t cry over spilt milk. You all are young, young people do dumb things.
B. I have a deep suspicion that these broads are talking. Obviously Beck told Sue. There is a competitive component.
Jess probably told Becks, which spurred the competition.
C. Sue is a killer, a tiger. She is an adult and knows what she is doing, and might be able to be discreet.
She will fuck you half to death if you get the chance and will be a freak. If you don’t let her work out on you, you are a full. She’s ready to get rough and weird.
D. Jess is a head case. Try not to fuck her any more, but that milks already out of the bottle, so if you have to, you have to.
E. Becks sounds like someone amazing, but considering the circumstances, I don’t know how you turn this into something serious, like marriage.
F. Sit the two younger broads down together would be the adult thing to do. Be honest and thorough. Communication is key so you don’t end up crushing these two chicks feelings. That way they can also both say what’s up, clearly get a full read on each other and on you. Don’t make any pronouncements about the future during this AT ALL. Get all of everyone’s cards on the table, then see what the chicks put forward then and the days to come.
If it were me, I would play it cool but confident. If either or both want to continue to fuck, by all means, proceed. It’s all eventually going to be a dumpster fire, so you will regret any missed opportunities to rail all involved.
G. Ben’s your friend. May not be anymore, but be Frank with him. You are a dude, it’s almost impossible to turn down good pussy.
Tell him if the roles were reversed, he would do the same. Never let Ben be alone with any future wives, your sister, or your mum.
H. Find his cousin and fuck her. You have to finish the quadfecta. Report back.
I. Remember that all three of these broads approached you, seduced you. I have a feeling you would not have initiated fucking any of them of your own volition, because until February, you never did so.
Playing WarZone with you sounds like it would be immensely enjoyable, lol.
Am I the only one who wants to know what blackmailing story you were reading?
The truth shall set you free. Come clean about jess and James. Becks is your eye on the prize. You love Jess like a sister. Sue is a non factor one time for the shits and giggles. I was waiting for this post. Also you probably shouldn’t have been talking to Jess at all after. Like gone deaf silent.
standard aaaarggghh
Okay, here’s my 2 cents, as a 30 year old guy who’s found himself in situations that are somewhat similar (at least on the emotional front) in the past.
First step: sit back and figure out exactly what it is that you want. I’m picking up on a desire to possibly pursue a romantic relationship with Becky, plus a hope that things can go back to the way they were with Jess before you two fucked. But whatever it is, you have to figure that out. What do you want?
Second step: you need to have an honest conversation with each of James, Jess, and Becky where you tell them what you figured out in the first step.
Since Jess is at your place, you’re probably going to need to address that first. Do not say or do anything with her that implies anything beyond what you decided about her in step 1. If you want to be her friend, don’t tell her you love her, tell her she’s a very important friend to you, etc. Do not give her any reason to hope for something that won’t happen. She may hate you for it, she may decide she’s done with you as a person, whatever it is, you gotta accept it. It’s just the way it is.
Next, you gotta come clean with James and Becky. If you sincerely want to pursue a thing with Becky, maybe you talk to her first. You tell her everything (except maybe the part where you and her mom fucked) and you lay everything out on the table. Then you let her decide what she wants to do and you accept it.
As for James, obviously you need to tell him the whole story as well (except, again, maybe the part where you fucked his mom). I’m gonna be honest, if I were James, I’d be done with you. If a friend of mine ever slept with my girlfriend, he’d be out of my life the next day. James could be different, he might not be, but either way, you owe it to him to be honest with him and then take whatever comes next on the chin.
In short, there are going to be a lot of emotions directed your way in the near future, and you deserve them and the most mature thing you can do is accept them and move on from there. The absolute most important thing you can do starting now is to be honest with everyone involved, yourself included.
I gotta say, I’ve seen some scum sucking vermin but you really take the fucking cake.
I suggest you flee for your fucking life cause people have been murdered for far far less.
Stupidslutsclub is so much better when the slut is a man.
I have no advice for you but I hope you come out of this alive.
Just in my own opinion as a female, I would say that Jess is obviously going to be incredibly emotional, but that she most likely is not actually in love with you so do obviously be a friend to her, but don’t beat yourself up about that.
Get out of town before you end up on one of those Datelines or 48hrs murder mystery.
It’s been a minute now, you good mate?
Goddamn. Was really invested in this story. Was hoping everything would would work out fine..
First of all.. Make sure you let Jess know you fucking love Becky (you know you do) and you and her will never ever ever ever will be a thing. Break her fucking heart but in the long term that’s your best bet.
Your friend. Tell him the truth (not about the mom ofcourse.. Sounds like she will be discrete because she knows her best bet of fucking you again is discretion). Apologize and do what you have to do to make that up.
To sum it up. Tell the truth and stay the fuck away from Jess. She’s your Pandoras box that will fuck everything up. She isn’t worth fucking up a friendship and Becky. Oh yes.. Tell Becky the truth and treat her like a queen.
I have officially found my new soap
Bro, Jess threw you under the bus, you have no obligation to her.
That said, take full responsibility when James confronts you. Tell him about Becky and Jess, but not Sue.
Also, please don’t fuck Jess, that’s the second worst thing you could do right now. Good luck.
We await the next part eagerly if for no other reason then it confirms that you’re not at the bottom of a river in multiple garbage bags right now
Only one thing to do, convince both the girl you love them both and have a 3 way marriage. Good Luck
“I went home and hopped on warzone. Fucking fragged some motherfuckers” If u read this man i hope you know ur a fuckin legend mate. Keep up the sends.
Do you love Jess romantically? Cause that’s what it sounds like you said though I never got that vibe
Mate, fuck Jess off, from the way you’ve been describing all of this you like Becky way more. HAHAHAHHA wtf is going on dude I’m so invested in your life right now and I don’t even know you
I am asking on behalf of everyone. Has James killed you yet?