It had been a long week with work and the regular hectic life having two grade school children in the house. Friday night after the kids were in bed I was sitting with the wife (H) in front of the TV enjoying an adult beverage and H was drinking wine. There wasn’t anything interesting to watch and I was telling her I really needed to relax and unwind that weekend, but that I didn’t know what to do.
H told me she wasn’t sure about the rest of the weekend, but that she had an idea for that night. Intrigued, I asked her what she had in mind. She said a friend hooked her up with some fresh medical cannabis and she didn’t feel like making edibles, so i should just smoke some. I was pleasantly surprised but said sure. We don’t consume it regularly and have gone long stretches without. H doesn’t smoke it anymore because she has some breathing problems and just occasionally consumes edibles.
She got out the bud, ground it up and packed a small glass pipe that we have for “special occasions.” It has a small bowl so it’s a perfect amount for just one person to smoke. H looked at me with a smirk (you know that look when a woman is plotting something) as she handed me the pipe and told me to get a fresh drink and go smoke the pipe. She then said as I was taking the pipe that when I’m done I should take a shower and meet her in the bedroom. I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I know when the wife is telling me we’re getting busy! I happily agreed and said I will be out back on the porch. H told me to take my time and not rush as she was going to take a shower.
I went out on the back porch and smoked the pipe, drank a little, and enjoyed a wonderful spring night. It had been a long time since I had smoked any bud and by time I had finished two drinks, I was feeling pretty good. I tossed my empties in the recycling and hit the shower. That bud was really good. I’m not sure about any of the specifics, but there was a few minutes in the shower where I was concerned that I might be too high to get laid. I finished showering and headed to our bedroom.
I entered the bedroom and found H freshly showered and in bed covered with a sheet. She asked how I felt and I responded that I was feeling great. She flipped off the sheet revealing her naked body. (She is 5-9 and thicc with great tits.) As my eyes drank her in she spread her legs and I noticed she was freshly shorn as well. H slowly caressed her slit with a finger tip and said she was already excited about what was going to happen and I should come give her a taste.
I dropped my towel as H shifted around so she was laying on her back with her legs spread and her feet on the edge of the bed. I knelt down between her legs and spread them farther as I lowered my head and buried my tongue in her. H immediately groaned and grabbed my head as my tongue probed her already very wet pussy. I tongue fucked her pussy for a bit before I started working my tongue over her labia on my way to her clit. As I started working her clit with my tongue I slipped a couple of fingers inside her and moved my fingertips over her g-spot. In no time H was having a pretty good orgasm as she kept one hand pulling on my head and was gripping the sheets with the other. Her back arched as she groaned in response to my tongue and fingers.
Even though I don’t get high often, I love getting laid while high. I don’t get whiskey dick and it really lets me find my zone. H knows this as well. She knew what she was in for when she suggested I smoke a little. H orgasms for me fairly easily and is very multi-orgasmic. We have always been fortunate that we just work together in bed. We fit together perfectly, it just works. It’s not unusual for me to go down her for a while and make her orgasm many times until she can’t take it any more and begs me to fuck her.
As her first orgasm was subsiding, H pushed my head away and sat up. I was surprised and looked up at her. She reached over and pulled her large stainless buttplug (njoy FTW) and lube from her nightstand. She handed me the plug and rubbed some lube on it and then leaned back and spread her legs and put some lube on her asshole. H tossed the lube to the side and started rubbing her clit as she told me to put the plug in her. I pressed the plug against her asshole and slowly pushed it into her. She reached out and pulled my head to her pussy and just said “more!” I went to town with my tongue on her clit. I pushed two fingers back inside her. I love feeling the plug pressing on the back of my fingers as I work them into her pussy.
In no time she was cumming like crazy. When she comes really hard she gets super wet and floods my hand making a huge wet spot on the bed. Her back was arched and she was grunting hard as she came all over my hand. H collapsed onto the bed and pushed my head away begging me to stop licking and just fuck her.
I stood up next to the bed. We have a tall bed and I’m 6-4, so she is almost perfectly lined up for me to fuck her laying on her back. I plunged my cock in her soaked pussy in one thrust and started pounding her hard. I could feel the plug in her ass as I pounded my cock in her. She went off like a firework exploding. Fucking a multiorgasmic woman is like riding a roller coaster that just keeps hitting new highs. Even though I was high, between her pussy clamping down as she was cumming and the plug providing extra stimulation I knew I wasn’t going to last long.
I pulled out and she gave me a questioning look. I told her to flip around and hang her head off the bed as I wasn’t ready to cum yet. She got a knowing smile and flipped around. I stepped closer and H started licking and sucking on my nuts. I reached over and pushed a couple of fingers into her soaked pussy and started fingering her. I love this position because I can make her cum while she gives me head. As I pulled my hips back to line up my cock with her mouth she told me to put another finger in her. I worked a third finger into her. She opened her mouth as my fingers stretched her and I filled it with my cock. I was slowly fucking her mouth as my fingers worked her pussy. Her body started to tense up as her orgasm was building. I pushed my cock deeper until she started gagging a little. That set her off again cumming on my fingers.
With my free hand I grabbed her throat. H likes to be choked when she cums. I applied just enough pressure with my hand and sank my cock deep into her mouth so that her lips hit the base. She exploded. A plug in her ass, three fingers deep in her pussy, and my cock buried in her mouth had her completely filled. Her whole body tensed as she exploded and made another huge wet spot on the bed flooding my fingers.
I pulled my cock out of her mouth and pulled my fingers out. She was gasping for breath as her body trembled. I know she is really vulnerable like this. I spun her around again and grabbed her legs pulling her to the edge of the bed. She was almost a limp ragdoll at this point. She was breathing hard just laying on the bed. When I plunged my cock into her it felt like her pussy was on fire. She looked at me briefly before closing her eyes and grabbing the sheets. I knew I was not going to last.
I fucked H like a man possessed. She started telling me to cum in her. She knows I love it when she talks to me. I exploded inside of her. Cumming hard while high is such a great feeling. It’s better than alcohol. When I’m drunk it dulls the senses. It still feels good, but it’s just not as great.
I just stood there with my cock buried in her. It felt like I was on fire. H reached up and pinched one of my nipples because she is an evil bitch sometimes. It felt like my balls were going to shoot out of my cock I was cumming so hard. I know it only lasted for a few seconds, but have you ever had a life altering orgasm? One that just burns in your memory. Maybe I’m just a squirrel being overly dramatic about getting a nut, but this was one of those times. I’ve been fortunate to have a couple with the wife over the years.
H could tell I was having a moment. I pulled out and she asked me how I was doing. I said I’m great and I just need a moment. She looked my right in the eye and said kneel down, you’re not done. Now, it’s important to note that 99% of the time H is very submissive. She likes to be dominated with rough sex. Every once in a while she can be aggressive, which is always fun for a change of pace. I knelt down between her legs and could see some of my load trickling out of her pussy. She leaned back and said she wanted more and I should eat her cum filled pussy.
What’s a guy supposed to do? Your woman wants you to eat the cream pie you just made. So of course I did. I buried my tongue in her and went to town. I’m not a huge fan of eating my own cum, but mixed with her it tastes fine. Side note, I have confirmation from an independent source that I taste good. So I have that going for me at least. H just groaned softly as I go to town tongue fucking her cum filled pussy. She whispered to me she wanted more and I should lick her clit. I knew exactly what she wanted. So I moved my tongue to her clit and I slid three fingers into her soaked pussy. As I pushed my fingers in I could feel them pressing on the plug. I curled my fingers around and started pressing and rubbing my fingertips on her g-spot and attacked her clit with my tongue. She cried out to god as she orgasmed again and started thrashing around on the bed again. I was hanging on for dear life trying to keep my tongue on her clit as she was moving like a bucking bronco.
I pulled my cum covered fingers out of her soaked pussy and jammed them in her open mouth. She greedily started sucking them clean as she was coming down from her orgasm. I pulled my fingers out of her mouth and collapsed on the bed next to her exhausted. H rolled over and grabbed my soft cock and played with it a little. Always the jokester, she reminded me that I would stay hard for hours when we were young and just keep fucking her after I came. I just groaned.
Getting old sucks sometimes.
Note: We were both sore for days after this and had a few laughs about it. I love going down on the wife and she is a big fan of what I do to her. Guys, I highly recommend the book “She comes first” regardless of your skill level. If you have never finished your lady with your tongue so that she is swearing, thrashing about, gripping the sheets, etc. and then begs you to fuck her, you need to read that book. Thank me later.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/loed83/mf_high_times_making_the_wife_air_tight