Hello Neighbor I

I only moved in two months ago and already made a new friend. He lives downstairs in 1A, I stay upstairs in 2A.

He annoyed me at first. Didn’t know what he looked like, age or name. I just know him and his boys are loud as FUCK! They would congregate nightly for video games or spades. Very emotional games I assume because there is no need to argue til 2:00a.m over whose book it was or who has hands on the remote.
One night I couldn’t take anymore so after I activated my pissivity chip(yes I made the word up) I went downstairs nearly kicking the door down. Between loud music, arguing and cheering no one can hear me knock.
Aggression opened the door with the same attitude I was prepared to give right back, but aggression turned into a confused delight when we both saw what was on the other side of the door.
“Hey ma, what can I do for you?”
My sight was starring at what looked to be about 6 feet and 210 pounds of pure melanin. It smelled and looked delicious.
In my head I wanted to say “snatch me up like you snatched the door?” but that would be corny as FUCK. So I politely asked” Could you please keep it down a bit? I have to get up early and your company is just a little too loud.”

He smiled with pleasure and said ” I apologize about the disturbance ma, no disrespect. If there’s anything else I can do for you please to hesitate to ask.”
He should be careful with his generosity, but this time mere mortal I’ll use my power’s for good not evil???

STAY TUNED!!!

Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/lnfkfp/hello_neighbor_i