My wife has a very strong aversion to cum. Even talking about it can make her retch. Because it has always been off-limits, I have a developed a bit of a cum fetish. “Cumpilations” are my go-to porn videos, and lately, when she is giving me a BJ I’ll ask her, “Where do you want me to cum?” And she will answer, “In my mouth”. This always makes me explode, but I want to be crystal clear… we BOTH understand that this is just sexy talk to help me over the edge. When I get close I always let her know and she always jerks away violently.
Last weekend I was feeling especially kinky and I told my wife that it would be kind of hot if she gave me a handjob and then made me eat my own cum. I laughed and told her that I would absolutely change my mind .01 seconds after cumming, but up until that point the idea was kind of a turn on.
My wife got a bit drunk on Saturday and after fooling around she offered to give me a blowjob. I was still thinking about our earlier conversation and sure enough she started to tease me about my kinky fantasy. “I’m going to make you eat your cum!” I figured this was just some more sexy talk, like we do, but it helped push me over the top and, as I predicted, the splooge hadn’t even landed on my stomach before the cum-eating idea went from HELL YEAH to HELL NO!
I laid there for about 5 seconds, recovering, and I thought, “That was pretty hot but I’m really glad she understood that I didn’t REALLY want her to — SPLURMGHGH!” I guess my eyes were closed because I didn’t even see her hand coming. Suddenly I had 3 or 4 slime covered fingers halfway down my gullet. Before I knew what was going on she was rolling her fingers around on my tongue and slowly pumping her hand in and out of my mouth. If she hadn’t been drunk I’m pretty sure she would have ralphed.
Anyway, I’m still trying to decide whether I liked it or not. As it was happening, and after it was over, I was thinking, “Well… that was rather unpleasant.” But now that it’s Thursday it’s starting to feel kind of hot again.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/lmkb48/my_m_wife_f_made_me_eat_my_words
I went to a church after reading this.
Doesn’t sound gross to me. Could be hot
That’s hot… most definitely. Maybe you can bargain with her the next time she’s tipsy to let you cum in her mouth and make out with her instead of her having to swallow it.
Damn man, this should be on r/TIFU. It’s hilarious
Try having her sit on your face after you finish inside her. It’s definitely a “oh god no” feeling immediately after it happens, but you’ll be jerking off to the memory in a day or 2. And it’s much hotter eating your juices mixed with hers, than just eating your own.