Piedro lived a simple peasant life. He worked the fields, tilled away at the soil, and fulfilled the most unpleasant of work like a good stooge. He had always dedicated his time to his craft of stooge-manship, never straying off course to indulge in the pleasures of life, the dark temptations of the flesh, the wonderful flavors of yum yum baked goodies. He simply took his crumb crumb allowance and managed to get by off of the bare minimum, very complacent. He ate bland food and multivitamins, and had a social circle of only fellow co-worker peasant subordinates.
Piedro had not actually been on a date before in all his life. He had not considered it. Seeing couples fiendishly smack lips on park benches seemed like a distraction in Piedro’s eyes. When Valentine’s Day came to the kingdom of gorgeousness, he always focused extra on his field work to distract himself from the festivities. On this particular day there was a new “glamour” out. The peasant married women rushed to the markets and purchased glamour galore. The glamour temporarily changed their appearances to resemble the esteemed Queen Princess Gorgeous.
The happy peasant husbands eagerly swooped in to wine and dine their wives, in this more prefered state; post glamour very gorgeous facial reconstruction. Weenies waddled through the streets as their pants fell off and into the wind, as they rushed home from the early ending to field work.
Piedro continued to work as all the other workers took their half day to celebrate. Queen Princess Gorgeous was strolling out and about alongside the nearby walkway, when she noticed Piedro shoveling alone. It had been 3 hours since the others had left. Piedro thought to himself throughout this time, “Lazy, deserters, time wasters.”
“Hello there peasant, do you know you can go home?”, Queen Gorgeous said loudly. Piedro stopped what he was doing and turned to her. “Lady Gorgeous, I wish to finish my shift. There is much work to do”, Piedro said in response. “I see. You are very dedicated. Today is Valentine’s Day though, do you not have anywhere to be?”, she spoke with curiosity. “ No, I love to work, my Queen. For you and for the good of the kingdom, it is my only love”, he responded confidently. “Drop your tools and come here peasant”, she ordered.
Piedro approached Queen Princess Gorgeous and bowed. “Would you like to be my Valentine, field peasant?” “Um.. I don’t think… I am not worthy. I just work. Thank you for the gesture, my liege but I must get back to work”, he said stumbling over his words.” His face was quite red and obviously blushing. As he turned to go back, she responded sternly, “Stop! Did I dismiss you? I have some work for you, and out of the kindness in my heart, maybe yours will grow three sizes today little peasant”, she told him.
Clean yourself up and meet me at the “Fancy Eating Restaurant” for your date. You have one hour. Piedro rushed home to change out of his slave rags. He showered and used all of his soap to get the smell of hard labor off of him. He had nothing else to wear so he put on a garbage bag. He had a tie to go with it and he combed his hair back tight. Piedro was nervous, with butterflies in his stomach, amazed that he was going on a date, and one with the one ruler Queen Princess Gorgeous.
He made his way through the wealthy weenie district to the restaurant.. She was sitting preoccupied reading a book in her casual princess attire. Her barefoot rested on the dining table. He approached bewildered and sat across from her. “Very good, you are here. I’m very excited you came” he heard. “He looked at the princess reading puzzled and then the foot. “Ignore her, let’s order”, the gorgeous foot spoke to him. Piedro’s jaw dropped to the floor but he regained his composure and decided to commit to this first date. A weenie butler approached and gave them a menu to choose from. The gorgeous foot chose mashed potatoes and water. Piedro struggled to choose as he never had such delicacies before, but settled on a burger, fries, and a chocolate mousse cake for desert.
“Piedro ate his burger ravenously as the foot of gorgeousness stared directly at him. “Aren’t you going to eat your potatoes?,” he asked. No sweetie, I didn’t get these to eat. But tell me about yourself. I have been eyeing you every so often. You are such a hard worker”, she said to him. Piedro began to open up and the two had a delightful conversation over dinner. “Piedro I want you to take me. I want you to take me now”, she said. Peidro felt himself compelled as he leaned over the other side of the table. They kissed passionately and retreated briefly. “Waiter come back in half an hour,” she ordered. They engaged once more and like wild animals engorged themselves in each other. The gorgeous foot dipped her well manicured toes in the mashed potatoes and Piedro sucked them dry. The gorgeous soles caressed his hair, his head. Loud sucking, slurping, and sniffy sniff sounds echoed the empty restaurant. A random hobo watched through the window, and the site was so extraordinary he decided to stop doing drugs and get his life back in order.
Piedro sucked the fabulous pinky toe of his beloved date until she had been satisfied. Eventually they finished their debauchery among the mashed potato mess on the table. “ Queen Gorgeous’s foot will I ever see you again?”, he asked. “You will. But our time is up now. Good night”, she assured him. “Queen Gorgeous put her book down and set her foot on the floor. She yawned. “Finally…Oh my, what a mess. Well dates over… Be at work on time tomorrow peasant and wipe your mouth, it’s covered in glitter and potatoes. And don’t waste that cake. There are starving children out there in the other lands.”
Piedro worked even harder this day forward. And he enjoyed his cake at home.
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