**Megatron’s Lament**
This is a lost episode of *Transformers.* That is a fact.
*Shit,* he though, glancing at his mechanized wristwatch. It was already two past four o’clock and Megatron was 7 hours away from his aunt’s house. It was her 78th birthday. He wouldn’t miss it for the world.
As he hustled down, through the gates, and down again, he noticed something peculiar. The station was completely empty. Not a bot in sight. Megatron didn’t like being alone at night like this, so he went on his iPhone and texted Starscream. Starscream was always there for Megatron when things got rough. Always.
*Yo! I’m waiting for my train and I’m gettin’ kinda spooked here. It’s completely barren! I just needed someone to talk to. To pass the time. You up?* That’s what his text read. He sent it.
A chime. From down the tracks, in the tunnel. A phone ding. A buzz. Instantly recognizable. Megatron was standing near the tracks. Under those buzzing fluorescents. He froze at that sound. Fear shot through him like a bullet. *Nobody uses Tri-Tone,* Megatron thought. *Except Starscream…*
Then it happened. A mechanic click. A lunge. Megatron was tackled by Bumblebee. Out from the tunnel. No one told him. The line was down for the night. Megatron’s head smashed into the wall. Oil spurted out. Optimus appeared out of the same tunnel, approaching slowly. Megatron tried to shout but he was muffled by Bumblebee’s hand. Optimus slowly pulled out his antenna, stroking it slowly.
“Shut the fuck up!” Bumblebee said, quietly yet firm. Megatron felt a electric buzz go through him. He liked it. Bumblebee smacked him. Another buzz. Optimus pulled Bumblebee off and quickly shoved his antenna into Megatron’s fuel filler.
Starscream also appeared out of the dark tunnel, just watching. The source of *Tri-tone.* He didn’t do anything. At least he was there for his friend. Megatron wrapped his arms around Optimus and smiled. Optimus slammed Megatron’s head into the floor. more oil. Buzz, buzz. “Oh shit,” Optimus said. VIOLENT SHOCK. LIKE A LIGHTNING BOLT. Megatron was in love.
Bumblebee was next, and for the next 2 hours, took turns with Optimus as Starscream watched.
And finally, the crew left Megatron, shock-filled and happy. “Fag,” Bumblebee said.
Many hours later, Megatron did arrive at his aunt’s house.
“Megatron,” she said, smiling. “How was the trip?”
A pause.
“Like a dream,” he said.
**THE END**
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