You better hit that shit, Frank…

My friend and I used to hit Hunts Point in NYC, with the only goal of pissing off prostitutes.

We pull up to this very attractive female, and the first thing I say, “will you shit on my face while you suck my mushroom off?” She said, yes.

So, I drop my bro off, and without him knowing, I circle back to her. She gobbled my three inch erect cock, as I watched the steamy turds smack off my face.