[M] Sometimes I need to give myself blue balls intentionally.

These days, I split my “after dark” Reddit time between reading the sexy stories (very nice), taking notes in the personals ads, looking at the “ladies of the evening”, doing slightly more than looking and/or making witty comments on their posts. I’ll be hard as a rock, and probably even have a bit of precum soaking into my boxers, when, all the sudden, I have something super important pop into my head.

At this point, I’m faced with a dilemma. Do I take care of my massive, throbbing knob and risk losing my train of thought — or do I jot that shit down while it’s still fresh and risk losing both my wood, and what could have been the cumshot of the year?

Before any such eureka moment, I might be perusing my favourite “content creators”, hoping that they’re finally having a sale on their O n l y F a n s this week. Otherwise, I’m usually cruising down the feed until I find something I like. And I sort by new, of course, because I’m one of those guys that takes the road less travelled, if you know what I mean. >!Sometimes, I don’t even leave an upvote.!<

Anyway, so I guess what I’m really trying to say here is that it hurts either way. A classic rock or a… “hard” place type of thing — never know what you got ’til it’s gone.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/lg0d8t/m_sometimes_i_need_to_give_myself_blue_balls